Took a line drive off my hand pitching in slowpitch (it was either my hand or my throat, easy choice). Might have broken the hand, but x-rays were inconclusive. Swelled up like a bitch, though.
Got a pair of fishhooks stuck in the middle of my back when I was 12. Was at a farmpond about 7 miles back on dirt roads. So I knelt in the back of the suburban while we drove the 40 miles back to Abilene. Doc deaded it pretty good and just grabbed a pair of pliers and pulled. Hurt worse watching it get pulled from what I hear.
Got stitches only 3 times. Once was for the appendix. The other 2 times were at the same time on the top of my head when I was real little. Just remember that, kids, when your mom tells you not to jump off furniture because you might get hurt.