There was an intramural team at MHS once upon a time called the Heat Seeking Moisture Missiles. Their shirts were just regular white undershirts, and each team member just took a marker and drew on the name and team logo on the front. The team logo, by the way, didn't even try to pretend it meant something non-sexual -- each of their shirts just had a hand furiously pumping away at a throbbing, squirting dong. They.........they weren't allowed to play after about the first game.