CHICKEN WINGS

[Rick Daris]

you guys like the wings or the dings? i like the ones that have the two little bones in them w/ the meat between them and around. not the ones with the single bone that gets all big w/ meat on the end. this works out well cause everybody that i would eat wings w/ likes the kind i don't and that leaves me eating only the ones that i like. fantastic!

also how many wings could you eat? i could eat about 17. also, what are your thoughts on chicken strips/fingers with wing sauce. you like 'em better than wings? i don't. don't like them better at all. unless the wings are really bad wings and the strips/fingers with wing sauce are really good strips/fingers with wing sauce. then idk. maybe a tossup or maybe even have to go w/ the strips/fingers with wing sauce.

[steve dave]

Bones gross me out.  Like strips/fingers/nuggetts in wing sauce much better.  Like wings with bones much less better.

[Saulbadguy]

Boneless wings are such a sham. They aren't wings, they are just breaded pieces of processed chicken. GTFO with boneless wings.

I do like the two bone wing better, too.  The other one is popular cause it looks like a "drumstick". 

[EllToPay]

Love boneless. Buffalo sauce on the side.

Saul, GTFO.

[Rick Daris]

I do like the two bone wing better, too.  The other one is popular cause it looks like a "drumstick". 

note to self: don't split an order or wings w/ saul

[steve dave]

Also, don't like wing sauce on my fingers.  Makes me feel vulnerable.

[Saulbadguy]

I do like the two bone wing better, too.  The other one is popular cause it looks like a "drumstick". 

note to self: don't split an order or wings w/ saul

I like putting the entire 2 bone thing in my mouth and sliding the teeth across the 2 bones, that gets the majority of the meat.  Then breaking the two bones apart to get the rest. Sometimes you don't have to break the bones...gotta have skills for that.

[Saulbadguy]

daris - (SD and elltopay can GTFO) , blue cheese, or ranch?

Celery afterwards?

[EllToPay]

Also, don't like wing sauce on my fingers.  Makes me feel vulnerable.

Agreed. Too messy. Contrary to popular belief, does not make me feel like a man when I have sauce all over my fingers.

[Saulbadguy]

Also, don't like wing sauce on my fingers.  Makes me feel vulnerable.

Agreed. Too messy. Contrary to popular belief, does not make me feel like a man when I have sauce all over my fingers.

You guys just fail at wing eating.  You can eat wings w/o getting sauce all over.  Just have to be precise.

[Rick Daris]

daris - (SD and elltopay can GTFO) , blue cheese, or ranch?

Celery afterwards?

celery w/ ranch on it but no ranch or blue cheese on the wings. seems unnecessary.

also, i take/eat the meat off of one side of the two bone thing and then pull the bones apart and get the ther half and stuff in the middle together. you put the whole thing in your mouth? lmao, maybe i should eat wings w/ saul sometime. 

[Saulbadguy]

I like to dip em in blue chz.  Cools off the hot ones. 

[Rick Daris]

You guys just fail at wing eating.  You can eat wings w/o getting sauce all over.  Just have to be precise.

yeah i know.

i once performed open heart surgery right after eating a twelver (jamaican jerk) from bww. the or tech was like "aren't you gonna scrub in doc?" i was all "gmafb, my hands/fingers couldn't be any cleaner right now." 

[steve dave]

I wish I could buy BWW blue cheese in bulk.  It is so much better than any store bought blue cheese I have found. 

[jthutch]

  No likey sauce on my fingers, feel like I have to lick them clean.  Then people look at you like "look at that guy I bet he went to OU with those table manners."

[Chingon]

2-bones are better, but I bet a turkey leg spun in hot sauce might not be bad.

BWW Hot or Wild is the way to go (if you have to go BWW).  Blazin' just plain tastes bad.

Keep ranch out of my &@#%ing face (I hate that crap).

[steve dave]

Keep ranch out of my fracking face (I hate that crap).

GODIKNOWRITE! 

[Saulbadguy]

I wish I could buy BWW blue cheese in bulk.  It is so much better than any store bought blue cheese I have found. 

angers me so much they charge you for dressing and celery. gmafb. wings are already pricey enough.

[steve dave]

I wish I could buy BWW blue cheese in bulk.  It is so much better than any store bought blue cheese I have found. 

angers me so much they charge you for dressing and celery. gmafb. wings are already pricey enough.

Yeah, really nickle and dime ya.  If you buy the 8 or 12 piece you get blue cheese and celary already though. 

[Rick Daris]

2-bones are better, but I bet a turkey leg spun in hot sauce might not be bad.

BWW Hot or Wild is the way to go (if you have to go BWW).  Blazin' just plain tastes bad.

Keep ranch out of my fracking face (I hate that crap).

yeah. the bww two boned "hot" is prob my fav wing. maybe you, saul and i should form a two bone club. maybe make tshirts. talk crap on all the one boners.  

[Chingon]

2-bones are better, but I bet a turkey leg spun in hot sauce might not be bad.

BWW Hot or Wild is the way to go (if you have to go BWW).  Blazin' just plain tastes bad.

Keep ranch out of my fracking face (I hate that crap).

yeah. the bww two boned "hot" is prob my fav wing. maybe you, saul and i should form a two bone club. maybe make tshirts. talk crap on all the one boners. 

Sounds good to me Two-Bone Daris.

[Saulbadguy]

Rick "two-bone" Daris
Chingon the Champion "two-bone wing" eater

 

[steve dave]

"steve dave-no bones"

[waks]

Two-bones are the best but it isn't by a huge amount.

Boneless suck. It's not natural. I've never seen a chicken that had tenders, strips or nuggets on it. I don't buy it.

Blue cheese is above and beyond the best sauce. I eat the wing, then dip the bone in the blue cheese and lick it off. Dipping before eating the wing just complicates things and ruins the wing sauce flavor.

BWW wings are overpriced garbage. Best wings in town are Tiger Wings at Hibatchi Hut. Various bars probably have better wings than BWW as well. 12 wings for eight bucks? GMAFB

Most I've eaten in one sitting was something like fifty. Regretted it almost instantly afterward.

[pissclams]

allo mates, allow myself to introject some wingage knowledge science on your craniums.

a) i like wings fried a little crispy.  don't like seeing hair/feather leftover on wing.

b) drummie vs two-boner.  guys, it's like saying what's worse, frank martin or ayome may.  srsly?  LMAO both are great.  ok, desert island scenario i'd probably pick the two-boner

c) wings - the smaller the better


d) hard not to make it too hot although BWW Blazin is too hot.  did i just contradict myself?  LMAO.  

e) wings cooking method - i like wing to be fried crispy skin, dipped in wing sauce, then open flame grilled

f) wing dipping method - prefer to have a side of ranch and a side of terriyaki, combo the dip - one dip into each, then enjoy.

g) most wings i have eaten at once is 50.  my friend bet me beer and the cost of the wings that i couldn't do it.  I DID IT, prolly should be like duh but hey whatevs ya hear me screamin, demon? LMAO.


braus, i'd like my wings nickname to be "pisscrispy"  
great thread brau.

[cireksu]

I just use 3 fingers. Never an issue for me. Also, 2 bones please

[cireksu]

Ever had wings dipped in sauce and then fried with sauce on it?  delicious

[steve dave]

I like the
1. fried
2. sauced
3. slapped on grill for long enough to get grill marks

[The1BigWillie]

I do like the two bone wing better, too.  The other one is popular cause it looks like a "drumstick". 

note to self: don't split an order or wings w/ saul

I like putting the entire 2 bone thing in my mouth and sliding the teeth across the 2 bones, that gets the majority of the meat. 

THIS... Only I pinch real hard at the base to separate the two bones which allows me to suck all the meat off in one motion.  Very fast.  Love the 2 bone pieces.  Regularly eat 20 but could do 30... possibly 40.

[pissclams]

I like the
1. fried
2. sauced
3. slapped on grill for long enough to get grill marks

steve dave-no bones, check letter e, dumbass.  LMAO