summer school

[Pete]

Anyone here in Young Life or whatev?  They have been all over me since I went to that stupid lock-in.  Can't decide if I should join or not.  Seems lame.  None of the chicks finger bang or anything good.

God I know.  It makes all the ladys prudes.  Tried to get to third base with Christi M. but she wasn't having it.  I was all, "You let me after XMas dance!" but she was all, "I don't think it's the right thing to do" or some horse sh1t    GMAFB Christi M.  it's not like you have nice b00bs or anything anyway.

She's a freaking hypocrit.  Lsoc went down pants at Rick's party.  His finger stunk for like a week.  He had to hang his hand out the window of his mom's van on the way home.

[steve dave]

I'm skipping baseball practice LMAO 

[jthutch]

OMG, you guys have so much more fun around there than here.  We do have this one girl that will let you feel her up but that is about it.  Kinda sucks because everyone has felt them lol.  We sometimes get to go to the river and wade around no pools to speak of.  It sucks being a redneck loser in the middle of Kansas.  I can't wait till I get to move to EMAWville.  Can I hang out with yous guys?

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Anyone here in Young Life or whatev?  They have been all over me since I went to that stupid lock-in.  Can't decide if I should join or not.  Seems lame.  None of the chicks finger bang or anything good.

God I know.  It makes all the ladys prudes.  Tried to get to third base with Christi M. but she wasn't having it.  I was all, "You let me after XMas dance!" but she was all, "I don't think it's the right thing to do" or some horse sh1t    GMAFB Christi M.  it's not like you have nice b00bs or anything anyway.

Kristi H. on the other hand!   

No joke, I told you guys the story about when her and I were on my four wheeler out by the lake last summer.   

[steve dave]

Anyone here in Young Life or whatev?  They have been all over me since I went to that stupid lock-in.  Can't decide if I should join or not.  Seems lame.  None of the chicks finger bang or anything good.

God I know.  It makes all the ladys prudes.  Tried to get to third base with Christi M. but she wasn't having it.  I was all, "You let me after XMas dance!" but she was all, "I don't think it's the right thing to do" or some horse sh1t    GMAFB Christi M.  it's not like you have nice b00bs or anything anyway.

Kristi H. on the other hand!   

No joke, I told you guys the story about when her and I were on my four wheeler out by the lake last summer.   

No, spill it jerk ass 

[Rick Daris]

Anyone here in Young Life or whatev?  They have been all over me since I went to that stupid lock-in.  Can't decide if I should join or not.  Seems lame.  None of the chicks finger bang or anything good.

God I know.  It makes all the ladys prudes.  Tried to get to third base with Christi M. but she wasn't having it.  I was all, "You let me after XMas dance!" but she was all, "I don't think it's the right thing to do" or some horse sh1t    GMAFB Christi M.  it's not like you have nice b00bs or anything anyway.

Kristi H. on the other hand!   

No joke, I told you guys the story about when her and I were on my four wheeler out by the lake last summer.   

lsoc,

i can't go to the pool today. meet you there tomorrow when it opens?

also, i'm pretty good friends w/ kristi h. used to ride the bus w/ her brother in grade school. know the whole family actually. what i'm trying to say is to watch it here. just watch it.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Anyone here in Young Life or whatev?  They have been all over me since I went to that stupid lock-in.  Can't decide if I should join or not.  Seems lame.  None of the chicks finger bang or anything good.

God I know.  It makes all the ladys prudes.  Tried to get to third base with Christi M. but she wasn't having it.  I was all, "You let me after XMas dance!" but she was all, "I don't think it's the right thing to do" or some horse sh1t    GMAFB Christi M.  it's not like you have nice b00bs or anything anyway.

Kristi H. on the other hand!   

No joke, I told you guys the story about when her and I were on my four wheeler out by the lake last summer.   

No, spill it jerk ass 

PM, RD is apparently the H family's narc on here.

[Chingon]

Anyone here in Young Life or whatev?  They have been all over me since I went to that stupid lock-in.  Can't decide if I should join or not.  Seems lame.  None of the chicks finger bang or anything good.

God I know.  It makes all the ladys prudes.  Tried to get to third base with Christi M. but she wasn't having it.  I was all, "You let me after XMas dance!" but she was all, "I don't think it's the right thing to do" or some horse sh1t    GMAFB Christi M.  it's not like you have nice b00bs or anything anyway.

Kristi H. on the other hand!   

No joke, I told you guys the story about when her and I were on my four wheeler out by the lake last summer.   

lsoc,

i can't go to the pool today. meet you there tomorrow when it opens?

also, i'm pretty good friends w/ kristi h. used to ride the bus w/ her brother in grade school. know the whole family actually. what i'm trying to say is to watch it here. just watch it.

Didn't her brother have those ear-implants?  I remember we used to have some chick sign the pledge and whatnot because of him.  She was a nice girl, she let me slow dance with her in the sixth grade dance, but later said she wanted to "just be friends".

Any rumor lsoc is starting is fake i bet.  He's always talking crap.  Don't think I forgot about that one time he started that rumor that I got crabs.  It was a just a rash from biking too much!

[Ben Ji 2.0]

 


To all of you

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Anyone here in Young Life or whatev?  They have been all over me since I went to that stupid lock-in.  Can't decide if I should join or not.  Seems lame.  None of the chicks finger bang or anything good.

God I know.  It makes all the ladys prudes.  Tried to get to third base with Christi M. but she wasn't having it.  I was all, "You let me after XMas dance!" but she was all, "I don't think it's the right thing to do" or some horse sh1t    GMAFB Christi M.  it's not like you have nice b00bs or anything anyway.

Kristi H. on the other hand!   

No joke, I told you guys the story about when her and I were on my four wheeler out by the lake last summer.   

lsoc,

i can't go to the pool today. meet you there tomorrow when it opens?

also, i'm pretty good friends w/ kristi h. used to ride the bus w/ her brother in grade school. know the whole family actually. what i'm trying to say is to watch it here. just watch it.

Didn't her brother have those ear-implants?  I remember we used to have some chick sign the pledge and whatnot because of him.  She was a nice girl, she let me slow dance with her in the sixth grade dance, but later said she wanted to "just be friends".

Any rumor lsoc is starting is fake i bet.  He's always talking crap.  Don't think I forgot about that one time he started that rumor that I got crabs.  It was a just a rash from biking too much!

BS.  You didn't even bike that much.  Plus, that bike had a girls banana seat!

So I overheard my mom on the cordless phone (pretended I was asleep on couch LOL mom, I slept in until noon, why would I still be tired at 6?) but her and the old man might be going up to Omaha on Saturday.  Apparently I have like a second cousin who is playing in the CWS.  Then they are going to see Coldplay.  So, looks like party at LSOC's place.  Not for sure yet so DON'T go showing up until I give the go ahead.  And RD, don't invite that creepo neighbor of your...I'm pretty sure he is a narc and calls the cops on all our parties.  Remember at goofy, as soon as he showed up, here comes RCPD?  That was a great party and I am pretty sure I was going to score with Amy L.

[steve dave]

Anyone here in Young Life or whatev?  They have been all over me since I went to that stupid lock-in.  Can't decide if I should join or not.  Seems lame.  None of the chicks finger bang or anything good.

God I know.  It makes all the ladys prudes.  Tried to get to third base with Christi M. but she wasn't having it.  I was all, "You let me after XMas dance!" but she was all, "I don't think it's the right thing to do" or some horse sh1t    GMAFB Christi M.  it's not like you have nice b00bs or anything anyway.

Kristi H. on the other hand!   

No joke, I told you guys the story about when her and I were on my four wheeler out by the lake last summer.   

lsoc,

i can't go to the pool today. meet you there tomorrow when it opens?

also, i'm pretty good friends w/ kristi h. used to ride the bus w/ her brother in grade school. know the whole family actually. what i'm trying to say is to watch it here. just watch it.

Didn't her brother have those ear-implants?  I remember we used to have some chick sign the pledge and whatnot because of him.  She was a nice girl, she let me slow dance with her in the sixth grade dance, but later said she wanted to "just be friends".

Any rumor lsoc is starting is fake i bet.  He's always talking crap.  Don't think I forgot about that one time he started that rumor that I got crabs.  It was a just a rash from biking too much!

BS.  You didn't even bike that much.  Plus, that bike had a girls banana seat!

So I overheard my mom on the cordless phone (pretended I was asleep on couch LOL mom, I slept in until noon, why would I still be tired at 6?) but her and the old man might be going up to Omaha on Saturday.  Apparently I have like a second cousin who is playing in the CWS.  Then they are going to see Coldplay.  So, looks like party at LSOC's place.  Not for sure yet so DON'T go showing up until I give the go ahead.  And RD, don't invite that creepo neighbor of your...I'm pretty sure he is a narc and calls the cops on all our parties.  Remember at goofy, as soon as he showed up, here comes RCPD?  That was a great party and I am pretty sure I was going to score with Amy L.

LMAO, you wish.  She only dates guys on the varstity football team.  I think she was just being nice to you because she had 3 Bartles and James' and was wasted. 

[willie83]

Anyone here in Young Life or whatev?  They have been all over me since I went to that stupid lock-in.  Can't decide if I should join or not.  Seems lame.  None of the chicks finger bang or anything good.

God I know.  It makes all the ladys prudes.  Tried to get to third base with Christi M. but she wasn't having it.  I was all, "You let me after XMas dance!" but she was all, "I don't think it's the right thing to do" or some horse sh1t    GMAFB Christi M.  it's not like you have nice b00bs or anything anyway.

Kristi H. on the other hand!   

No joke, I told you guys the story about when her and I were on my four wheeler out by the lake last summer.   

lsoc,

i can't go to the pool today. meet you there tomorrow when it opens?

also, i'm pretty good friends w/ kristi h. used to ride the bus w/ her brother in grade school. know the whole family actually. what i'm trying to say is to watch it here. just watch it.

Didn't her brother have those ear-implants?  I remember we used to have some chick sign the pledge and whatnot because of him.  She was a nice girl, she let me slow dance with her in the sixth grade dance, but later said she wanted to "just be friends".

Any rumor lsoc is starting is fake i bet.  He's always talking crap.  Don't think I forgot about that one time he started that rumor that I got crabs.  It was a just a rash from biking too much!

BS.  You didn't even bike that much.  Plus, that bike had a girls banana seat!

So I overheard my mom on the cordless phone (pretended I was asleep on couch LOL mom, I slept in until noon, why would I still be tired at 6?) but her and the old man might be going up to Omaha on Saturday.  Apparently I have like a second cousin who is playing in the CWS.  Then they are going to see Coldplay.  So, looks like party at LSOC's place.  Not for sure yet so DON'T go showing up until I give the go ahead.  And RD, don't invite that creepo neighbor of your...I'm pretty sure he is a narc and calls the cops on all our parties.  Remember at goofy, as soon as he showed up, here comes RCPD?  That was a great party and I am pretty sure I was going to score with Amy L.

Uggh, why do old people listen to that crap. My mom puts that cd in every fracking morning on the way to school.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Anyone here in Young Life or whatev?  They have been all over me since I went to that stupid lock-in.  Can't decide if I should join or not.  Seems lame.  None of the chicks finger bang or anything good.

God I know.  It makes all the ladys prudes.  Tried to get to third base with Christi M. but she wasn't having it.  I was all, "You let me after XMas dance!" but she was all, "I don't think it's the right thing to do" or some horse sh1t    GMAFB Christi M.  it's not like you have nice b00bs or anything anyway.

Kristi H. on the other hand!   

No joke, I told you guys the story about when her and I were on my four wheeler out by the lake last summer.   

lsoc,

i can't go to the pool today. meet you there tomorrow when it opens?

also, i'm pretty good friends w/ kristi h. used to ride the bus w/ her brother in grade school. know the whole family actually. what i'm trying to say is to watch it here. just watch it.

Didn't her brother have those ear-implants?  I remember we used to have some chick sign the pledge and whatnot because of him.  She was a nice girl, she let me slow dance with her in the sixth grade dance, but later said she wanted to "just be friends".

Any rumor lsoc is starting is fake i bet.  He's always talking crap.  Don't think I forgot about that one time he started that rumor that I got crabs.  It was a just a rash from biking too much!

BS.  You didn't even bike that much.  Plus, that bike had a girls banana seat!

So I overheard my mom on the cordless phone (pretended I was asleep on couch LOL mom, I slept in until noon, why would I still be tired at 6?) but her and the old man might be going up to Omaha on Saturday.  Apparently I have like a second cousin who is playing in the CWS.  Then they are going to see Coldplay.  So, looks like party at LSOC's place.  Not for sure yet so DON'T go showing up until I give the go ahead.  And RD, don't invite that creepo neighbor of your...I'm pretty sure he is a narc and calls the cops on all our parties.  Remember at goofy, as soon as he showed up, here comes RCPD?  That was a great party and I am pretty sure I was going to score with Amy L.

Uggh, why do old people listen to that crap. My mom puts that cd in every fracking morning on the way to school.

I know, right? 

[pissclams]

ne1 know how to make a beer bong? my bro werks 4 miller and got me a 12 pk of Lite- going to go out to tuttle and pound it and catch some catfish but not rly sure how to make the bb?  idk might grab funnel?

[steve dave]

ne1 know how to make a beer bong? my bro werks 4 miller and got me a 12 pk of Lite- going to go out to tuttle and pound it and catch some catfish but not rly sure how to make the bb?  idk might grab funnel?

Aren't they illegal.  idk if I would risk it.  Maybe just put jolly ranchers in the beer to cover up the gross beer taste?  I did that with a Zima my uncle had left at our house over thanksgiving.  Was pretty good.

[pissclams]

can't do any candy/sugar with beer b/c I think it makes the alchol less powerful

I think I can pound the beer from bottle fast

[Chingon]

two words:
butter shots!

got me messed up last weekend

[steve dave]

can't do any candy/sugar with beer b/c I think it makes the alchol less powerful

Didn't know that.  Imagine how trashed I would have been if I hadn't put the jolly rancher in.  Was already pretty drunk. 

[pissclams]

buttershot? LMAO.  hey are you in a sorority? LOL

[Rick Daris]

lsoc,

i can't go to the pool today. meet you there tomorrow when it opens?

bad weather. pool might not even be open. we can meet at my house for ps3 if u want. i just got the ufc game. only rule is you can't be brock lesner. i'm always brock. carter tried to be brock yesterday and i put him in a leg lock submission move. lmao. he cried to mom. lmao again, she told him to go play outside or something.  
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[LimestoneOutcropping]

If we get a watermelon we can cut a hole in the side and just put a bottle of everclear in it!  

Do you think that would work if we just put beer in the watermelon?  idk if that works of not but it would take away the beer taste.

[steve dave]

Why don't we just get some apple pucker guys, better than beer and also more alcohol so we don't need to buy as much only probably two bottles for the party would be enough if we all chip in we can get it without having to spend a lot plus it tastes like jolly ranchers already so we wouldn't have to get jolly ranchers to put in the beer to make it taste good when we are getting wasted at the party at LSOC's or Daris' house this weekend LMAO.  I don't want to go to baseball practice.

[Chingon]

buttershot? LMAO.  hey are you in a sorority? LOL

LOL you keep trying to get the girls to drink your natty lite.  I'll be over in the gazebo making out with Lisa.

[Rick Daris]

i have some beer in my closet but it's 3.2 beer. can you even get drunk off that stuff? i had four last night and didn't even feel anything. when i usually have four beers i get kinda crazy. how many of these 3.2 beers would i have to drink to get this? i might as well just throw them away. what a waste. maybe they would get a girl drunk or something. lmao.  

[LimestoneOutcropping]

lsoc,

i can't go to the pool today. meet you there tomorrow when it opens?

bad weather. pool might not even be open. we can meet at my house for ps3 if u want. i just got the ufc game. only rule is you can't be brock lesner. i'm always brock. carter tried to be brock yesterday and i put him in a leg lock submission move. lmao. he cried to mom. lmao again, she told him to go play outside or something.  
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gotta mow the yard.  I HATE MOWING.  gawd   

[Pete]

Doodz!

Just got a ticket for doing 57 in a 35.  Will the insurance company find out about that and if they do will my dad?   Can't decide whether I should tell him now or wait and see if he doesn't notic.

[jthutch]

Tomorrow I'm going to a lock in at the YMCA, I think we might play spin the bottle or 7 min in heaven.    Never played these before does anyone have any advice?  I just hope I don't have to kiss Amanda K. She has braces and I don't want to get my lip caught in them.  I hope Melissa J. is there she is so hot and is already graduated out of her training bra!   

[cas]

d00dsz did you see those two new chicks? they are amy's friends from colorado. chix were smoking! i think they might have had some 'b' cups, maybe even C!!

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Holy frank!  I was getting ready to mow the yard and the mower was way low on gas so mom gave me a $20 to run to Dara's and fill the gas can.  So I stroll in all cool, I am the only one there, the girl behind the counter gives me a  and I return the favor.  I get a slush (coke) and go to pay for gas.  I say "give me a pack of cowboy killers" and she grabs some marlboros and rings them in but then says "can I please see your ID"  And, get this, I pretend to check my back pocket of my shorts and say "damn, I left it over at the Rec when I was over there lifting some weights."  I offer to go get it but she says no, she saw me in there all the time.

So, bros we will be sucking on some stogies and drinking beer out on the patio this weekend!!!!  This is going to be epic.

[steve dave]

Holy frank!  I was getting ready to mow the yard and the mower was way low on gas so mom gave me a $20 to run to Dara's and fill the gas can.  So I stroll in all cool, I am the only one there, the girl behind the counter gives me a  and I return the favor.  I get a slush (coke) and go to pay for gas.  I say "give me a pack of cowboy killers" and she grabs some marlboros and rings them in but then says "can I please see your ID"  And, get this, I pretend to check my back pocket of my shorts and say "damn, I left it over at the Rec when I was over there lifting some weights."  I offer to go get it but she says no, she saw me in there all the time.

So, bros we will be sucking on some stogies and drinking beer out on the patio this weekend!!!!  This is going to be epic.

OMG  Save one for me and I'll come over and smoke it!