This city keeps getting more absurdly amazing by the minute.

[fatty fat fat]

http://www.themercury.com/News/article.aspx?articleId=0106986424bc47e8b9e27d0837171a43

[cas]

A true embarrassment of riches.

[Brock Landers]

QFT.  Lazy rivers are the mark of a truly elite pool facility.

[Chingon]

I hesitate to take credit, but most of this is happening because I decided to move back.

[Bhyaaaaa!]

When the world takes one, Manhattan has already overdosed.

[raquetcat]

Just when I leave they get my favorite aquatic feature
<------(fist shake)

[catdude33]

Lazy rivers are fantastic.  But it's hard to be lazy when you have 300 kids splashing and paddling around who think its a "race river".  Kids under the age of 18 should be banned from the lazy river imo.

[Saulbadguy]

Lazy rivers are fantastic.  But it's hard to be lazy when you have 300 kids splashing and paddling around who think its a "race river".  Kids under the age of 18 should be banned from the lazy river imo.

Agree.  Hate lazy rivers because of this. I would love a true lazy river. 

[Perry]

I think I'd like a lazy river in my future backyard

[frankencat]

Lazy rivers are fantastic.  But it's hard to be lazy when you have 300 kids splashing and paddling around who think its a "race river".  Kids under the age of 18 should be banned from the lazy river imo.

This could be remedied by stricter rule enforcement, like placing RCPD officers every 50 meters.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Lazy rivers are fantastic.  But it's hard to be lazy when you have 300 kids splashing and paddling around who think its a "race river".  Kids under the age of 18 should be banned from the lazy river imo.

This could be remedied by stricter rule enforcement, like placing RCPD officers every 50 meters.

Stanley Conkwright's Riley County Crime of the week?

 

[ArchE_Cat]

lazy rivers are for kids. this is elite http://schlitterbahn.com/kc/attractions/torrentriver.htm

*someone very elite designed the thing

[RonLongshaft]

lazy rivers with kids suck, thats why i stick to the sprinkler in the backyard 

[Thin Blue Line]

Lazy rivers are fantastic.  But it's hard to be lazy when you have 300 kids splashing and paddling around who think its a "race river".  Kids under the age of 18 should be banned from the lazy river imo.

Agree.  Hate lazy rivers because of this. I would love a true lazy river. 

It's called the Kaw in mid-summer. Get an innertube, a cooler and a case of beer. Enjoy.

[jthutch]

They should heat it and have it open all year around!

[hemmy]

They really need a water coaster (water slide that doesn't just go downhill)  I'd ride that f*cker every day.

[yoga-lika_abana]

this probably won't be finished until mid september. construction in manhattan seems to take forever.