Why is the Scripps National Spelling Bee even on ESPN? 
Once used this in a class debate to prove cheerleading isn't a sport:
Cheerleader: "Cheerleading competitions are on ESPN!! This makes it a sport!!!1"
me: "So is the national spelling bee. (laughing condescendingly)--> Would you consider spelling a sport?"
Cheerleader: "No. I've clearly lost this debate."
me: "Yes, that is right."