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Author Topic: Pete PaKSUtelis rips Ron Prince's balls off and shoves them down his throat.  (Read 890 times)

May 22, 2009, 03:09:29 PM
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Cem Blasoflas

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I should have a job as a headline writer.  JMart writes a nice little piece and the headlines he gets are: "K-State case seems bound for minutiae" and "K-State assistant attorney reserves company name similar to one in so-called “secret” agreement"??? 

I got news for ya: the company name wasn't "similar" it was EXACT.

And it was completely unnecessary.

To give it a football metaphor: The Ron Prince team was in the red zone looking to score and the KSU defense led by PaKSUtelis sacked Bob Krause, his QB, for a 10 yard loss with the lawsuit.  Then, after the play was blown dead, Prince picked up the ball and was suddenly and unexpectedly knocked comatose by PaKSUtelis. 

Unfortunately for Ron, there are no 15 yard penalties for unnecessary roughness in the legal system.

Ron will never see a dime of that money.
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May 22, 2009, 03:16:26 PM
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May 22, 2009, 03:25:14 PM
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Then Pete flipped the ball to the ref and without any further celebration headed back to the huddle for second down...just like he was taught to do when he was playing in the Manhattan High football program. 

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"I really can't talk about that," PaKSUtelis said Thursday when reached by phone.



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May 22, 2009, 03:26:19 PM
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Then Pete flipped the ball to the ref and without any further celebration headed back to the huddle for second down...just like he was taught to do when he was playing in the Manhattan High football program. 

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"I really can't talk about that," PaKSUtelis said Thursday when reached by phone.





i bet paul was somewhere in the stands complaining about all the injustices in the world

May 22, 2009, 03:43:57 PM
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It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

May 22, 2009, 04:00:00 PM
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Pete is a hardass too.  And this is a VERY public case with plenty of public injustice.  I can't imagine that there will be any settlement unless Schulz calls off the dogs...and Pete will do everything he can to convince him not to.
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May 22, 2009, 04:21:16 PM
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Personally, I prefer a Vic Koenning style of "bend but don't break" defense and I would have waited till 2015 and then stiffed Ron and waited for him to sue.  A lot of things could change by then.  We are showing our hand too early.
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May 22, 2009, 07:27:28 PM
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pete's mom is a hardass

is this guy related to the chemistry teacher?? man i hate that lady with a passion  :chainsaw:

May 22, 2009, 07:31:24 PM
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Then Pete flipped the ball to the ref and without any further celebration headed back to the huddle for second down...just like he was taught to do when he was playing in the Manhattan High football program. 

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"I really can't talk about that," PaKSUtelis said Thursday when reached by phone.





i bet paul was somewhere in the stands complaining about all the injustices in the world

Smells of patchouli.  Wants to free Mumia or something.

May 22, 2009, 07:40:18 PM
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am i the only one who doesnt know who the &@#% pete "paKSUtelis" is???  :confused:

May 22, 2009, 07:55:37 PM
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am i the only one who doesnt know who the frack pete "paKSUtelis" is???  :confused:

Kstate attorney that knows his katpaks. He's a good guy.
"You guys want answers that are conversations between John and I. I ain't worried about it. I'm living the dream.... When I start worrying about a contract, I'd be cheating the kids and not doing my job." - Frank Martin

May 22, 2009, 08:01:35 PM
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pete's mom is a hardass

is this guy related to the chemistry teacher?? man i hate that lady with a passion  :chainsaw:


yes. incredible you can go from having yasmin patell (chem I :love:) to paKSUtelis (chem 2) in a heartbeat.
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

May 22, 2009, 10:44:50 PM
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I took chem1 with pak like fall 06 i think, hate that subject
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May 22, 2009, 11:19:38 PM
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am i the only one who doesnt know who the frack pete "paKSUtelis" is???  :confused:

I linked the article in my first post: http://www.kansas.com/sports/wildcats/story/822419.html

Apparently the brilliant minds behind this message board have decided that if the letters K S U appear in that order they should actually be rearranged to K S U.
 :powertard:

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May 22, 2009, 11:21:40 PM
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am i the only one who doesnt know who the frack pete "paKSUtelis" is???  :confused:

I linked the article in my first post: http://www.kansas.com/sports/wildcats/story/822419.html

Apparently the brilliant minds behind this message board have decided that if the letters K S U appear in that order they should actually be rearranged to K S U.
 :powertard:



Was wondering WTF was going on.  SKSU about the thing or whatever.
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May 22, 2009, 11:22:58 PM
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crap.  It even rearranges it when I put in spaces.

What about U*K*S?

U&K&S
U-K-S
U_K_S
 :curse:

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May 22, 2009, 11:24:05 PM
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crap.  It even rearranges it when I put in spaces.

What about U*K*S?

U&K&S
U-K-S
U_K_S
 :curse:



I hate this.  I am going to try to fix it (disclaimer:  I'm hammered and I don't know anything about computers)
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May 22, 2009, 11:25:16 PM
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May 22, 2009, 11:26:38 PM
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I hate this.  I am going to try to fix it (disclaimer:  I'm hammered and I don't know anything about computers)

Have you thought about a career in tech support?
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May 22, 2009, 11:26:57 PM
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May 22, 2009, 11:28:29 PM
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Well, I can't figure it out.   :frown:

That's OK, I appreciate all the effort you put into it.
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May 22, 2009, 11:31:49 PM
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KSU
Sku
Suk
USK
KSU
kuS

So...U and K get lowercased when put together.  :thumbsup:

May 23, 2009, 12:00:58 AM
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I had Organic Chem from Dr. PaKSUtelis back in '70.  He was a good guy----I liked him.  He was originally from Lithuania.  I thought he did a good job of making Org. Chem interesting.  I would assume by the same names that he may be the father of Attorney PaKSUtelis named in the article.   Good KSU family.
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