Vasectomy

[jthutch]

Who's got one?  Just got back from mine.  Good times.

[steve dave]

to young

[Thin Blue Line]

to young

Never too young to not have child support. Should be required at 18.

[I_have_purplewood]

[jthutch]

to young

My wife thought it was for the best.  I asked her what if i want to leave you and hook up with a young college gal(EMAW of course) she will want kids some day.  Wife wasn't too happy with this so I changed the story to she dies in a auto accident.  Seemed to help but she still thought I should get the procedure done.  Anyway short story long I have a bag of mixed veggies on my baby making parts that have been sniped.

[Thin Blue Line]

Unless the doc pulled out several feet of line, it's reversible.

[jthutch]

Unless the doc pulled out several feet of line, it's reversible.

Yeah, the doctor said that but he also said it's only like 50-60% when reversed.

[JTKSU]

Unless the doc pulled out several feet of line, it's reversible.

Yeah, the doctor said that but he also said it's only like 50-60% when reversed.

You ever seen those billboards advertising micro-surgery to reverse vasectomies?  Used to see them all the time, think the surgeons were based out of OKC.  Probably wouldn't go to a doc (to work on my man bag) who advertises on billboards on I-35.  Call me crazy.

[BigCat]

Unless the doc pulled out several feet of line, it's reversible.

Yeah, the doctor said that but he also said it's only like 50-60% when reversed.

You ever seen those billboards advertising micro-surgery to reverse vasectomies?  Used to see them all the time, think the surgeons were based out of OKC.  Probably wouldn't go to a doc (to work on my man bag) who advertises on billboards on I-35.  Call me crazy.

qft, or a "doctor" in oklahoma period. think Jim Beam is still a legal anesthetic there.

[JTKSU]

Guess they were/are based in Houston, not OKC.

[cas]

A person I go to school with dad's had a Vasectomy and got his wife pregnant after the operation. So you might still have a chance.

[hemmy]

BME Pain Olympics sytle

[Hercules Antigua]

I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

[JTKSU]

I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...

[Hercules Antigua]

I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people

[JTKSU]

I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people

I know, just &@#%ing with you.

[Hercules Antigua]

I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people

I know, just fracking with you.

[jeffy]

I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Wouldn't gynecology have been a better line of work?

[FelixRex]

Terrible timing. Should have time this for better katz-watching time frame. Enjoy baseball (lol).

[Dirty Sanchez]

 

[powercatmiller]

I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people

doctor eh? got a sister?

[JTKSU]

I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people

doctor eh? got a sister?

You mean like his aunt?

[Thin Blue Line]

Tried out the handiwork yet, JT?

[jthutch]

Tried out the handiwork yet, JT?

Gotta wait a week.  Or they might explode or something like that.  They are a little sore.  After that I have to keep track of how many times I release.  after #25 I have to take a sample in to see if all my little swimmers are gone.  Until then I'm still fully loaded.

[Hercules Antigua]

I haven't had one but my dad does them all the time so it's basically like I know all about them

Maybe he's doing them wrong?  Just seems like you should only have do it once...

Not when he's the doctor doing it for people

doctor eh? got a sister?

Ya

[Thin Blue Line]

Tried out the handiwork yet, JT?

Gotta wait a week.  Or they might explode or something like that.  They are a little sore.  After that I have to keep track of how many times I release.  after #25 I have to take a sample in to see if all my little swimmers are gone.  Until then I'm still fully loaded.

Take them a sample of a good buddy's who didn't get it done. When they tell you it didn't work, get all pissed and stuff and tell them your going to sue them for a lot of money. Make them settle quick. imo.

[waks]

to young

My wife thought it was for the best.  I asked her what if i want to leave you and hook up with a young college gal(EMAW of course) she will want kids some day.  Wife wasn't too happy with this so I changed the story to she dies in a auto accident.  Seemed to help but she still thought I should get the procedure done.  Anyway short story long I have a bag of mixed veggies on my baby making parts that have been sniped.

If my (hypothetical) wife ever asks me to get a vasectomy, I'm going to tell her that she should get her tubes tied just so we can be extra cautious. My guess is that she'll decide it's better that she just stays on the pill.

[KITNfury]

Tried out the handiwork yet, JT?

Gotta wait a week.  Or they might explode or something like that.  They are a little sore.  After that I have to keep track of how many times I release.  after #25 I have to take a sample in to see if all my little swimmers are gone.  Until then I'm still fully loaded.

You should seriously risk getting blisters and get it done in 2-3 days. Really freak the nurses out when you go back so quick.

[jthutch]

Tried out the handiwork yet, JT?

Gotta wait a week.  Or they might explode or something like that.  They are a little sore.  After that I have to keep track of how many times I release.  after #25 I have to take a sample in to see if all my little swimmers are gone.  Until then I'm still fully loaded.

You should seriously risk getting blisters and get it done in 2-3 days. Really freak the nurses out when you go back so quick.

Have considered this and will probably just take of 2-3 days off of work to get it done.  The 26th sample has to be after 6 weeks though.  I may have to hire professional help to get it done in 2-3 days.   

[Rick Daris]

i guess it's an insanely easy procedure. know of a guy who performed it on himself.

have not had one. kinda want one.