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May 08, 2009, 10:45:34 AM
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I'm a pasifist by nature.  I had a couple roomates that seemed to get in fist fights about once a week.  Never understood it.
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May 08, 2009, 10:49:37 AM
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As a side note, said roomates are idiots
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May 08, 2009, 11:05:57 AM
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I was in several scrapes in my mid 20's, I punched a couple of people in the face . . . got hit in the face a couple of times.   Nothing big at all.   Last fight of that nature was 20 years ago.


May 08, 2009, 11:35:28 AM
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one.

only been in one real fight ever.

myself and 4 friends are leaving a bar. two joco thugged out  :angryMJ: and there 2  :angryMJ: gf's must have got kicked out and are arguing with the bouncers. one of my retarded buddies says something to one of them which he doesnt like. they follow us out to our vehicle and the rumble is half over before i even know that i am in a fight.

casualty report. 3 quietly sleeping  :angryMJ: (i didnt hit the female)




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May 08, 2009, 11:49:07 AM
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I'm not supposed to talk about it.

May 08, 2009, 12:23:39 PM
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Just one...not even sure what started the altercation but there were several of us involved.  It got broken up pretty quickly (which was probably best for me).

A couple of weeks later me and the other dude were all  :beerchug: "no hard feelings"
Wondering who is running this hot dog stand and seriously considering heading out for tacos.

May 08, 2009, 01:34:46 PM
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Like, once in 5th grade.

Walking home from school and this kid in my class had some matches in which he proceeded to accidentally set someones yard on fire.

Then like a week later he decided to fight me because I told the cop who did it :dunno:
"Those who give up essential liberties for temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety."

May 08, 2009, 01:43:48 PM
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I don't go for the face I'm more of a kick to family jewels and run kinda guy.  But that is only when all other options have been exhausted.

May 08, 2009, 01:52:11 PM
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May 08, 2009, 02:19:56 PM
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in middle school, one of my best friends talked sh*t like every day for no reason, so i jacked him in the face in the hallway.

May 08, 2009, 02:29:52 PM
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Around 1984 a guy who was playing pool against me got pissy and challenged me to step outside, I do and immediately take my coat off and he's all whoa whoa I just wanted to talk, so I laugh, grab my coat and go back in.   Ten minutes later he comes back and wants to go outside again, I do and proceed to put my redwing boot into his lower faw, dropping him to his knees where I grab his hoodie and pull it over his head and start pounding his face, he starts yelling to stop so I do.   Here is where it really gets fun.

Turns out he goes insane a week later, goes to his ex-fiances parents house where they are keeping his/her kid while she's at work, kills the father by stabbing him like 50 times in the tub and pisses all over him, stabs up the mother, takes the baby, goes to where she works and forces her to leave with him, mother crawls barely alive to the porch and gets someone to save her but dude is gone to who knows where. 

They bring in psychics, all sorts of crap to try and find this guy and his captives, me, I'm looking over my MF shoulders 'cause I'm thinking I did this to him and he is coming for me right.   I forget now if it was one or two weeks before they caught up with him down in Alabama.  She somehow made it to a phone and called in the law.  Dudes name was Danny Pickeral or something like that, golden gloves boxer so I'm one lucky SOB because I was at least 5" and 50 pounds lighter than him and the last and first fight I'd ever had was in sixth grade and I broke my damn little finger doing it.   :lol:

Oh oh, forgot a major part, after our fight he's telling me how he's going to go get a gun and come back and shoot my ass, and I'm all "go get your MF gun dude, I'll be here".  He left, I stayed and got drunk, in hindsight should have been more  :ohno: and got the frack out of there me thinks.
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May 08, 2009, 02:40:04 PM
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Once, in 6th grade.  Playing a pick up game of hoops with some friends.  One of them was really preppy (uk fan), and kept talking trash all game.  Went for a rebound, pushing ensued.  Tackled him and punched him in the head a few times.

He ended up going to uk.  We're facebook friends now.

May 08, 2009, 02:50:37 PM
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It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

May 08, 2009, 02:55:18 PM
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May 08, 2009, 02:55:58 PM
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at least make something up

like a "what was your act score" thread.
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

May 08, 2009, 02:57:15 PM
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beat up jeremy potter, got my ass kicked by colby menird (though it was a joke fight, still got destroyed)

I broke your glasses once after a game of Blitz!

Totally worked you.
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May 08, 2009, 02:57:58 PM
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Just one. My wife got pissed though, didnt get no nookie till her black eye healed.

May 08, 2009, 02:59:27 PM
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beat up jeremy potter, got my ass kicked by colby menird (though it was a joke fight, still got destroyed)

I broke your glasses once after a game of Blitz!

Totally worked you.

lol
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May 08, 2009, 03:06:54 PM
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at least make something up

like a "what was your act score" thread.

I took the ACT. It was ugly.

Come to think of it I actually punched 2 people.

One guy hit me in the groin area and I basicaly back handed him in and he bit a hole through is tongue.

Another, when I was like in third grade this guy tackled me hard when we were playing football and liked tried pushing me face into the ground and stuff. After the play he was runnig back to their little huddle thing and I blind sided him and punched him under his chin and he lost two teeth. Didn't even get in troubs for that. Why you ask? Because of who I am.
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May 08, 2009, 03:08:59 PM
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got my ass kicked by colby menird (though it was a joke fight, still got destroyed)
How did I miss this!?

On topic I used to get in a lot of fights with my brother that would result in face punching so just one person for me... 

May 08, 2009, 03:09:33 PM
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Some self-defense guru, karate master came to our high school with his karate ninjas in training or something. He's a big jerg-off. Talking about how hey beat up Billy Blanks in a thai quad dough duel or whatever the hell they call those things. Jewzitzoo? I don't know. This was back when Billy Blanks was head stuff. So it was supposed to make us all :eek: He also goes on to tell us how one time he was leaving his dough joe late one night and like five guys were just sitting on his Toyota Supra waiting to fight him. They were probably skipping rocks and listening to their walkmans while they were waiting in the parking lot. Anyways he proceeds to tell us how he dismantled them and put them to sleep.

So he comes to our class and at one point he has me stand up to demonstrate the proper technique about something or another that he's been talking about. I couldn't be more  :jerkoff: The beginning of the move he wanted me to pretend to punch him in the face. I haven't been listening and I've never practiced hitting someone in the face before. So naturally, I rear back and punch him straight in stupid nose. His head flies back. He pauses for a second and regains he composure and then slaps me. Right in front of everyone.

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May 08, 2009, 03:12:30 PM
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got my ass kicked by colby menird (though it was a joke fight, still got destroyed)
How did I miss this!?

On topic I used to get in a lot of fights with my brother that would result in face punching so just one person for me... 

amanda arnold. you were being spoiled @ Bergman at the time iirc
It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

May 08, 2009, 03:13:09 PM
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Some self-defense guru, karate master came to our high school with his karate ninjas in training or something. He's a big jerg-off. Talking about how hey beat up Billy Blanks in a thai quad dough duel or whatever the hell they call those things. Jewzitzoo? I don't know. This was back when Billy Blanks was head stuff. So it was supposed to make us all :eek: He also goes on to tell us how one time he was leaving his dough joe late one night and like five guys were just sitting on his Toyota Supra waiting to fight him. They were probably skipping rocks and listening to their walkmans while they were waiting in the parking lot. Anyways he proceeds to tell us how he dismantled them and put them to sleep.

So he comes to our class and at one point he has me stand up to demonstrate the proper technique about something or another that he's been talking about. I couldn't be more  :jerkoff: The beginning of the move he wanted me to pretend to punch him in the face. I haven't been listening and I've never practiced hitting someone in the face before. So naturally, I rear back and punch him straight in stupid nose. His head flies back. He pauses for a second and regains he composure and then slaps me. Right in front of everyone.



great story
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May 08, 2009, 03:17:00 PM
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amanda arnold. you were being spoiled @ Bergman at the time iirc
That's true, at Bergman there were no fights, we spent all of our time playing polo and attending charity events

May 08, 2009, 03:22:43 PM
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as an MMA guy I get paid to punch people in the face and reorganize their cranium with my elbows.  it's quite fun I must say.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

May 08, 2009, 04:02:14 PM
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Once on a Sunday Funday I was blacked out before 5. I realized that I had never had a black eye before and decided that day would be the perfect time to see what its all about. I spent the next 6 hours some girls(to much of a pussy to have a guy do it) i was with to punch me in the eye and ramming my face into peoples fists.




Still a good time though


I think my grandpa killed somebody once, but he never liked to talk about Kent State.

May 08, 2009, 04:07:12 PM
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keep stuff like this coming everyone.  You see, this is what I was trying to get going with the "How many people have you killed" thread!
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May 08, 2009, 04:19:44 PM
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Turns out he goes insane a week later, goes to his ex-fiances parents house where they are keeping his/her kid while she's at work, kills the father by stabbing him like 50 times in the tub and pisses all over him, stabs up the mother, takes the baby, goes to where she works and forces her to leave with him, mother crawls barely alive to the porch and gets someone to save her but dude is gone to who knows where. 


OMFG   :eek:  :eek:
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May 08, 2009, 04:42:12 PM
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amanda arnold. you were being spoiled @ Bergman at the time iirc
That's true, at Bergman there were no fights, we spent all of our time playing polo and attending charity events

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May 08, 2009, 04:43:14 PM
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Different people or different instances?  I have a dickhead older brother, so I could count him as 1 or 83, depending on the criteria.  Probably ~15 different dudes.  Never started a fight, though.  I can really bring the anger out in people.  Don't know what it is.  Maybe its my handsome face.