jon and kate

[yoga-lika_abana]

   Just had to use that in honor of me busting out the Royals shirt for the first time in 2 years. 

hate fairweather fans

[yoga-lika_abana]

alright guys, lets all post our favorite jk+8 pix. i'll go first. love this one below. really brings out each individuals personality imo. great family pic.

way to go jon.

[willie83]

I like this one, they still looked happy.

[steve dave]

You know how I know you guys are gay??
You argue over some show about a crazy chick and an asain computer programmer.

Wait, Jon is a computer programmer? 

[Hercules Antigua]

I like this one, they still looked happy.

Except for Mady, but when is she ever happy AMIRITE?!

[Thin Blue Line]

alright guys, lets all post our favorite jk+8 pix. i'll go first. love this one below. really brings out each individuals personality imo. great family pic.

Hmm. Haven't seen the show, so I'll have to just make my assumptions from the family photo.
1) The Mrs. seems to be a nice person, who's feeling as if her life is slipping away and will not let her husband forget it. She has a nice little black box that she keeps in the bedside table.

2) The Mr. looks like his mind is elsewhere. He doesn't look like he's had sex since far before the children were born. His testicles are in the nice little black box. I fear for his psycho-sexual sanity.

3) The pack-o-kids look like they were stolen from a Tibetan orphanage. I feel they should die their hair blonde to go with their glowing eyes.

JMO

[Rick Daris]

guys,

oh no, it just keeps getting worse. 

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/kate-gosselin-horrified-by-claims-she-cheated-with-bodyguard/22420?nc

[ChokeSlam]

I watched a repeat episode on TLC the other day. I was very surprised at how harsh Kate actually was on Jon. They were carving pumpkins for Halloween for the children. They were out in the garage, on a large table covered with butcher paper. It was no more a mess than the usual carving of the pumpkins...with "guts" and seeds from the pumpkins scooped out on the table. But, Kate was FREAKING OUT! She HAD to make Jon let her roll up the paper (he kept saying, 'Kate. just let me finish this one pumpkin and then you can clean up') she started saying she couldn't breathe until she "cleaned the mess up!" she was ridiculous. He SHOULD have told her to go inside, and he would call her when he was finished. It ruined the special, bonding moment for he and the children they were all enjoying! She had her way. Then later, when they were talking in the room she kept saying to him when he actually got a word in over her to talk about something..."Stop rambling Jon! You never SAY anything you just ramble on!" That had to embarrass him! He just stopped talking and sat there red faced and she started yammering. I hadn't actually noticed this before. She is emasculating him! She is always doing these little "calling downs" like he is one of her children, not her husband. There seems to be zero respect for him from her. This doesn't sit well with any man!

This and obesity make me realize how lazy Americans are.  Beating up women is not that hard.  Most times it only takes one punch.

[Thin Blue Line]

I watched a repeat episode on TLC the other day. I was very surprised at how harsh Kate actually was on Jon. They were carving pumpkins for Halloween for the children. They were out in the garage, on a large table covered with butcher paper. It was no more a mess than the usual carving of the pumpkins...with "guts" and seeds from the pumpkins scooped out on the table. But, Kate was FREAKING OUT! She HAD to make Jon let her roll up the paper (he kept saying, 'Kate. just let me finish this one pumpkin and then you can clean up') she started saying she couldn't breathe until she "cleaned the mess up!" she was ridiculous. He SHOULD have told her to go inside, and he would call her when he was finished. It ruined the special, bonding moment for he and the children they were all enjoying! She had her way. Then later, when they were talking in the room she kept saying to him when he actually got a word in over her to talk about something..."Stop rambling Jon! You never SAY anything you just ramble on!" That had to embarrass him! He just stopped talking and sat there red faced and she started yammering. I hadn't actually noticed this before. She is emasculating him! She is always doing these little "calling downs" like he is one of her children, not her husband. There seems to be zero respect for him from her. This doesn't sit well with any man!

This and obesity make me realize how lazy Americans are.  Beating up women is not that hard.  Most times it only takes one punch.

This

[ArchE_Cat]

It's over 

http://omg.yahoo.com/news/brother-confirms-jon-feared-kate-was-having-affair-with-bodyguard/22492?nc 

[Bookcat]

Kate is mean

qft.

she rides him like a champion racehorse.

[Bookcat]

My gal watches this constantly and even she thinks the biyyatch rides Jon like mad.

One time the kids were all eating ice cream cones and of course they were getting a little on their shirts and Jon was having fun with his kids...

and hell bit ch freaked out because their shirts were getting ice cream on them.

SO FRANKING WHAT!!@ Get messy. It's ICE CREAM. Live a little will ya? The ice cream will wash off or get new shirts.

To quote American Beauty:

"ITS JUST A COUCH!!! THIS ISN"T LIFE!!!!"

[YouHaveHugeFitz22]

You know how I know you guys are gay??
You argue over some show about a crazy chick and an asain computer programmer.

Wait, Jon is a computer programmer? 

I have no god damn clue, but you know he is asian and stuff so he is either some sort of dry-cleaner or a computer programmer of some type, its just logic really.

[willie83]

You know how I know you guys are gay??
You argue over some show about a crazy chick and an asain computer programmer.

Wait, Jon is a computer programmer? 

I have no god damn clue, but you know he is asian and stuff so he is either some sort of dry-cleaner or a computer programmer of some type, its just logic really.

It took you a week to come up with that? Just admit you can't live without watching J&K+8. 

[fatty fat fat]

what the hell is this

[Winters]

what the hell is this

Some show on TLC? they have like 8 kids and the wife is cheating

[willie83]

LOL at people trying to pretend they don't watch! 

[pwrcat1]

Kate's really hot.

[I_have_purplewood]

Am I the only one who has been wondering how large her vagina is?  Eight kids got shucked out of that thing.  Would it ever snap back?  Ever?

[ArchE_Cat]

Am I the only one who has been wondering how large her vagina is?  Eight kids got shucked out of that thing.  Would it ever snap back?  Ever?

For the sake of that is good and holy I hope she had c-sections. If not it must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

[YouHaveHugeFitz22]

Am I the only one who has been wondering how large her vagina is?  Eight kids got shucked out of that thing.  Would it ever snap back?  Ever?

For the sake of that is good and holy I hope she had c-sections. If not it must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

^^^THAT^^^^^

[pwrcat1]

Am I the only one who has been wondering how large her vagina is?  Eight kids got shucked out of that thing.  Would it ever snap back?  Ever?

Apparently you could just ask her bodyguard...

[Winters]

LOL at people trying to pretend they don't watch! 

I watched it like twice 

[Rick Daris]

what stage is everybody at in the whole kubler ross stages of grief thing. i think i had moved into depression for a few days (was really bummed out) but now feel like maybe with the recent kate news i'm back into anger. why did this have to happen? why can't they just make it work? they've got the kids to think about. 

[steve dave]

Kate's really hot.

On "So Opposite You Have To Say Something That Makes You Puke Day" 

[pwrcat1]

Kate's really hot.

On "So Opposite You Have To Say Something That Makes You Puke Day" 

No. Normal days, too.

[PCR]

I'm watching this show right now, and I have to say that having a wife like that is the kind of nightmare I'm hoping to avoid should I decide to get married.  He obviously hates his life.  He probably just married her cuz she used to be hot, and now he's got fame he can move on to better things. 

Also the same phenomenon of having seen a show like 3 times and seeing the same episode over and over.  They're &@#%ing making shelves for the garage.  Why is this interesting? 

[LimestoneOutcropping]

If they get divorced and I have to choose sides I am going to be in Kate's camp.  There, I said it.  I know she isn't the popular one around here but this isn't a popularity contest, its a 8 kid raising contest.

[PCR]

Dr. Drew tweeted:

Tonight, may appear on "Larry King Live". Topic undecided. Marijuana, or Multiple Madness? Pray for Jon & Kate's 8.

[TAFNA Dude]

http://www.calgaryherald.com/entertainment/Kate+Plus+scandal+primer+truth+will+free/1596799/story.html