I fully recognize the retardedness of the source.
But seriously, "Remember Keithen Valentine? You know, the former walk-on tailback Kansas State’s fans and former head coach Ron Prince by storm exactly one year ago”?
First, the only Kansas State fans that were “taken by storm” were a small group of morons that watched a spring scrimmage and were dumb enough to think they had just witnessed the second coming of Barry Sanders.
Secondly, yes we remember Keithen Valentine. We remember him playing in two games against schools from a BCS conference last year, Louisville and Texas A&M, fumbling twice and running for all of 25 yards on 9 attempts before being benched for the rest of the year.