Forget the roid rage brainiac or the rapist behind the wheel because I'm sure in the end what will happen is that neither party will press charges against the other. It's just roid raged boys and rapists boys being roid rage boys and rapists boys, so I'm fine with that....but seriously, unarrested? wtf is "unarrested". Like, seriously....isn't it "released"? You either are or aren't arrested...you can't be unarrested. JFC, just act like a real police department.