What would you prefer? Jail time for stepping on the brakes after a guy jumps on the hood of your car? I'm glad you're not running our country.
Where have I seen this playbook before?
Step 1: Initiate "Operation Damage Control".
Step 2: Deny reports until incident becomes public record.
Step 3: Downplay severity of events.
Step 3: Assess the future athletic contribution level of players involved (taking into consideration the fact that an injured party may no longer be able to participate in collegiate athletics).
Step 4: Throw public support towards higher profile player or non-injured player.