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March 07, 2009, 10:46:07 PM
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According to a girl I met tonight from Salina Central High...

Jake Sharp kisses like a "Nooodle."  He licked the side of her face and apparently has a tiny dick. 

Mangino apparently gave him a huge belt buckle worth $4000 when Jake was in high school for him to come to ku.

Also, in class one day Jake asked the Algebra teacher..."When the hell will I really use logic in life?"

What an idiot.

March 07, 2009, 10:51:09 PM
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March 07, 2009, 10:52:28 PM
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I hate ku. What can I say

March 07, 2009, 10:57:49 PM
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Also, in class one day Jake asked the Algebra teacher..."When the hell will I really use logic in life?"


This doesn't really pertain to anything.  90% of high school kids ask the same thing.

So my wife was teaching her algebra students the power of savings and compound interest - you know, something they will use.  When the kids saw numbers in the millions stemming from a relatively small savings amount per year, they discounted it, saying there is no way that could happen.

March 08, 2009, 10:31:00 AM
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Jake Sharp kisses like a "Nooodle."  He licked the side of her face and apparently has a tiny dick. 


Huh.  Many have indicated that Jake wanted to live in Lawrence for different reasons, if you catch my drift ( :ku:)

March 08, 2009, 12:24:18 PM
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According to a girl I met tonight from Salina Central High...

Jake Sharp kisses like a "Nooodle."  He licked the side of her face and apparently has a tiny dick. 

Mangino apparently gave him a huge belt buckle worth $4000 when Jake was in high school for him to come to ku.

Also, in class one day Jake asked the Algebra teacher..."When the hell will I really use logic in life?"

What an idiot.


Wait a minute,something in your story doesn't add up..... how in the hell did a jayhawk have a GIRLfriend?!?! :ku:
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March 08, 2009, 12:40:03 PM
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A $4000 belt buckle??


March 08, 2009, 01:15:47 PM
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March 08, 2009, 01:16:22 PM
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March 08, 2009, 02:48:42 PM
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March 08, 2009, 03:14:55 PM
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A $4000 belt buckle??




According to a girl I met tonight from Salina Central High...

Jake Sharp kisses like a "Nooodle."  He licked the side of her face and apparently has a tiny dick. 

Mangino apparently gave him a huge belt buckle worth $4000 when Jake was in high school for him to come to ku.

Also, in class one day Jake asked the Algebra teacher..."When the hell will I really use logic in life?"

What an idiot.


Wait a minute,something in your story doesn't add up..... how in the hell did a jayhawk have a GIRLfriend?!?! :ku:

Gay cover, note the bad girl kissing skills.  Probably paid the girl to come up with that story. 
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March 09, 2009, 07:38:05 PM
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I can't really speak to the 'noodle' element of your post, but I knew Jake in high school and he's not the kind of kid to say something like that in class, nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.  You can say what you want about him, but being a typical obnoxious, dumb jock would not describe him. He's a fairly intelligent, respectful guy who is probably the most dedicated athlete I've ever been around. 

I would have loved to see him sporting the purple on Saturdays, but I'm not going to hate on a good kid just because he chose the wrong school.

March 09, 2009, 07:39:51 PM
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I can't really speak to the 'noodle' element of your post, but I knew Jake in high school and he's not the kind of kid to say something like that in class, nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.  You can say what you want about him, but being a typical obnoxious, dumb jock would not describe him. He's a fairly intelligent, respectful guy who is probably the most dedicated athlete I've ever been around. 

I would have loved to see him sporting the purple on Saturdays, but I'm not going to hate on a good kid just because he chose the wrong school.

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March 09, 2009, 08:51:45 PM
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I can't really speak to the 'noodle' element of your post, but I knew Jake in high school and he's not the kind of kid to say something like that in class, nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.  You can say what you want about him, but being a typical obnoxious, dumb jock would not describe him. He's a fairly intelligent, respectful guy who is probably the most dedicated athlete I've ever been around. 

I would have loved to see him sporting the purple on Saturdays, but I'm not going to hate on a good kid just because he chose the wrong school.

STFU Jake.

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March 09, 2009, 09:13:29 PM
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I can't really speak to the 'noodle' element of your post, but I knew Jake in high school and he's not the kind of kid to say something like that in class, nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.  You can say what you want about him, but being a typical obnoxious, dumb jock would not describe him. He's a fairly intelligent, respectful guy who is probably the most dedicated athlete I've ever been around. 

I would have loved to see him sporting the purple on Saturdays, but I'm not going to hate on a good kid just because he chose the wrong school.

This is the LOLPOTY!

March 09, 2009, 09:21:28 PM
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I am not  :ku:, but most of his grief he got was for his curved penis

Also, he isn't that smart, just got good grades.  He is kind of a mix between the "jock" and a goof, who the girls always make fun of.
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March 09, 2009, 09:26:11 PM
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March 09, 2009, 10:08:23 PM
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I am not  :ku:, but most of his grief he got was for his curved penis

Also, he isn't that smart, just got good grades.  He is kind of a mix between the "jock" and a goof, who the girls always make fun of.

keep us updated, tard.
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March 09, 2009, 10:19:15 PM
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I'll ask his mom for one over spring break

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March 09, 2009, 10:30:11 PM
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I can't really speak to the 'noodle' element of your post, but I knew Jake in high school and he's not the kind of kid to say something like that in class, nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.  You can say what you want about him, but being a typical obnoxious, dumb jock would not describe him. He's a fairly intelligent, respectful guy who is probably the most dedicated athlete I've ever been around. 

I would have loved to see him sporting the purple WOOD on Saturdays, but I'm not going to hate on a good kid just because he chose the wrong school.

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March 10, 2009, 12:49:14 PM
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nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.

that's not my impression from knowing him.  could be a different jack sharp though  :dunno:
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March 10, 2009, 01:05:33 PM
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nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.

that's not my impression from knowing him.  could be a different jack sharp though  :dunno:

Jack Sharp? 

March 10, 2009, 01:27:59 PM
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    Now that's how you get out a f***ing blood stain.
nor would he be caught dead wearing a $4,000 belt buckle.

that's not my impression from knowing him.  could be a different jack sharp though  :dunno:

Jack Sharp? 

that's what he prefers
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March 10, 2009, 02:05:12 PM
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I remember in 5th grade salvation army football my team killed Jake's 1st game of the season 34-7 then they beat us in state championship 7-0  :curse:
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March 11, 2009, 09:41:00 PM
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According to a girl I met tonight from Salina Central High...

Jake Sharp kisses like a "Nooodle."  He licked the side of her face and apparently has a tiny dick. 

Mangino apparently gave him a huge belt buckle worth $4000 when Jake was in high school for him to come to ku.

Also, in class one day Jake asked the Algebra teacher..."When the hell will I really use logic in life?"

What an idiot.
LoL.  We cheat better than giving out belt buckles.  Now if you would have said Mangino gave him a belt buckle with 4000 in cash tucked inside, i might have believed you a little bit.  Other than that this message is more :jerkoff: from a jealous fan who keeps  :banghead:   This post is 100%  :powertard:
According to ku police reports, the fight involved as many as 100 people.
“We’re pretty sure an incident occurred,” said Capt. Schuyler Bailey, ku Public Safety Officer
“We will handle any discipline regarding this incident internally, and we will have no further comment about it.” Perkins

March 11, 2009, 09:50:13 PM
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But of course you responded to it . . . you go boy.

March 11, 2009, 10:11:50 PM
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But of course you responded to it . . . you go boy.

dax, my white friend.  i have missed ya.
According to ku police reports, the fight involved as many as 100 people.
“We’re pretty sure an incident occurred,” said Capt. Schuyler Bailey, ku Public Safety Officer
“We will handle any discipline regarding this incident internally, and we will have no further comment about it.” Perkins

March 11, 2009, 10:20:31 PM
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But of course you responded to it . . . you go boy.

dax, my white friend.  i have missed ya.

Hey, now that Hemmenway is leaving maybe ku won't get so many discrimination lawsuits filed against it.


March 11, 2009, 10:24:23 PM
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But of course you responded to it . . . you go boy.

dax, my white friend.  i have missed ya.

Hey, now that Hemmenway is leaving maybe ku won't get so many discrimination lawsuits filed against it.


who knows.  ask someone that goes to school there. 
According to ku police reports, the fight involved as many as 100 people.
“We’re pretty sure an incident occurred,” said Capt. Schuyler Bailey, ku Public Safety Officer
“We will handle any discipline regarding this incident internally, and we will have no further comment about it.” Perkins