Trade it in for a cat. They only produce the occasional hairball.
No way, when cats piss on the carpet, floor, walls, it is WAY harder to get the smell out compared to a dog (WAY as in 10000000000000000000000000000000 times)
I have more experience trying to remove pet smells than any human would ever want FWIW
I am giving up pop again BTW, 3rd straight year
end of summer, early fall I always start to drink it again, just can't seem to give it up