Ah, coachspeak. Allow me to translate:
"My experiences the last three seasons in the Big XII have added to my appreciation of the quality of the Virginia program ...
My Gawd! They actually *play* some *football* out there in the midwest. I wasn't good enough to play out there and I'm sure as Hell not good enough to coach out there.
... the unique set of skills that Coach Groh has ..."
I really need a job so I'm willing to lick Al's balls for as long as necessary to get one. He may be a mediocre college HC but at least he's smart enough to hang out here on the East Coast where there's no real football played. And I know recognize that I am utterly incompetent and will never be a HC of any significance.
... and the ambition and energy of the players"
As much as I sucked ass as a HC, I was an order of magnitued worse as a recruiter. I mean I tried the Waffle House bit and the rubes bought it for a while, but I just don't know why no one liked my patented "Wildcat Growl". Thank God I'm not responsible for recruiting here at UVA, I can probably coast along on Al's coattails for years.