i came up with one (SFW):
two birds walk into a bar, they are red and look like cardinals but have yellow on them too
the bartender walks over and says, "uh, we don't serve your kind in here"
the two birds look at each other, look at the bartender, look at each other again, then reach into their feathers and each pull out a $100 bill and throw it on the bar and go "CAAAAWWW"
