ATTN STATEWORKERS:
If you freeloading dirtbags don't get a paycheck on Friday, PM me. I am considering (considering) privately employing people to do things for me. ex-write a book on my life story, count the number of hairs on my head while i'm sleeping, etc. BTW- I can't promise much more than room and board.
Seriously, hit me up w/ the PMs if this goes down d0odzs.