"I Guess You Had To Be There" Story Time:
The teacher when I was in Nat. Disas. looked straight out of the '70's. Anyway, he liked to walk around during class so he wore one of those wireless mics on his shirt. So he was walking around and the mic was bouncing on his shirt and making a loud noise that sounded like someone bouncing a ball. So he stops class and starts yelling randomly for whoever is bouncing the ball to stop. Then every time he starts walking it makes the nosie and he stops and stares meanily at the class. Then finally we were all like "dude, its your mic" and he was all like "oh, heh." The End.