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January 12, 2009, 11:11:18 PM
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we went over SE asia in geography 100 today. apparently, laos and cambodia are sh*tholes. you should, like travel all over that area. then come back and be like, "i've been in places you can only dream of" and act all arrogant.

always fun to ball out in a 3rd world country.  everything is so ridiculously cheap.  like food is worth less than 1.50, and i never know how much to tip cause it feels weird tipping what is worth .50 usd or so.  anyways heard in laos they have this thing where you live in treehouses for a week, and zipline in between, and the purpose of it is to try and find some kind of monkey.  might try it.  and be douchey about it when i tell ppl of course.

i need to get in the habit of taking pics.  only have one where i have an iguana on my head.


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It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

January 12, 2009, 11:19:04 PM
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To pull a bar girl out will cost about 400 bhat for the bar fine= $10usd then all night asking price is $2000 bhat=$50 usd. She likes you and it is late you can get all night for $1000=$25 usd.


lmao!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


All night for $85 bucks/total? I dropped that on lap dances at the Outhouse.

however, in Bangkok....um,

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January 12, 2009, 11:20:28 PM
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January 14, 2009, 02:35:11 PM
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this place is not right

we went over SE asia in geography 100 today. apparently, laos and cambodia are sh*tholes. you should, like travel all over that area. then come back and be like, "i've been in places you can only dream of" and act all arrogant.

always fun to ball out in a 3rd world country.  everything is so ridiculously cheap.  like food is worth less than 1.50, and i never know how much to tip cause it feels weird tipping what is worth .50 usd or so.  anyways heard in laos they have this thing where you live in treehouses for a week, and zipline in between, and the purpose of it is to try and find some kind of monkey.  might try it.  and be douchey about it when i tell ppl of course.

i need to get in the habit of taking pics.  only have one where i have an iguana on my head.

From what I hear, Argentina's standard of living is Western World quality on third world prices.  And the women are effing gorgeous. 

I gotta go sometime. 

January 14, 2009, 03:08:55 PM
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From what I hear, Argentina's standard of living is Western World quality on third world prices.  And the women are effing gorgeous. 

I gotta go sometime. 

pricey third world, not cheap third world.
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January 19, 2009, 03:03:42 PM
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pics a roomie of mine took, got some more but pretty much the same.  4 stories, has an elevator too.  just moved in finally.  just outside phuket town, we were all in patong for about a week.

bar/whore scene is like what trim described.  haven't been out in phuket town yet, but patong is where that whole scene is.  very touristy area.  on bangla road, it is a walking street w/ a ton of bars and clubs.  not every one is a whore bar though.  but to get a whore, just go to a bar, find one you like, play connect 4/dice game/jenga, pay a bar fine, neg price w/ whore, then go for boom boom.  usually like 1k baht/30 usd.  not every girl is a whore though, just about 95% of them.  like during the day you see a girl, chances are she's getting down at night.  it is probably not a good idea to find one on the street, a high chance it is a dude (and there are a ton of ladyboys).  ladyboys are easy to spot for the most spot, kind of taller, skinny, implants are likely, and dress really provocatively.  during our time in patong, only brought home 1 whore.  said something that triggered her pouring her heart out and telling me her life story, she turned out to be like 30 years old w/ 3 kids.  had a 57 yr old euro husband who beat her, knocked her the f out and kidnapped one of her kids, which was on cnn, internet, whatever.  so pretty much forced into the sex trade.  not really down w/ the whole thing though, so probably will not do again.

crazy stories?  not sure if this is too crazy.  rate so i know quality of stories i should tell.  but all 3 hotel employees in patong got boom boom'd by 3 guys from the group, i was in that club of course.  31 yr old (score), but smoking bod.  anyone under 35 looks about 20, it is pretty crazy.  first night was cool, she really liked me for whatever reason and after going to the bars, found her asleep in a room by the lobby, woke her ass up and boom boom (well i actually passed out from being really wasted, but morning was fun).  so next night our whole group went out w/ the hotel group, they had to leave early but she waited for me to get back, thought everything was cool.  she had to work at like 6 in the morning, but when she woke up she starts demanding for money.  i was just like ummm, wat?  and tried explaining how wrong that was (she's an ex-whore).  like i said i thought everything was cool, got along great, joked around like friends, etc.  so she goes and takes money out of my wallet, i go steal her handbag, and then she steals my passport.  we then sit there arguing like 5 year olds for the next 2 hrs.  eventually she caved in, when she handed my stuff back, i tell her to gtfo, threw her bag out, and shut the door.  she then texts me how sorry she is, that she still cares, etc.  we are leaving for the house the same morning, which is 20 min from patong, and in the lobby checking out, i tell her that i'll talk to her about it, but instead we all just leave in the taxi, and she keeps texting about how she still wants it, and i just answer w/ how much baht.  thought it was done, but her friend (also from the hotel) was hooking up w/ another dude and was coming to the house, and they wanted to know if i wanted the slut to come, so i just thought &@#% it and went w/ it.

hopefully will post more pics/better stories in future. :shy:

January 19, 2009, 03:04:46 PM
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January 19, 2009, 03:37:03 PM
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January 19, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
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January 19, 2009, 03:46:46 PM
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January 19, 2009, 03:47:41 PM
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January 19, 2009, 03:47:46 PM
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January 19, 2009, 03:48:50 PM
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pics of whore?

qft

damn, it's going to be tough for me to top this thread.  :dunno:

January 19, 2009, 04:02:14 PM
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pics of whore?

possible hotel club pic in future, did not take yet.  one d00d leaving early in like a week, plus he banged the fatty and doesn't want to see her again.  she actually invited herself over today, he wasn't there though so we just had her gtfo.

prob no good stories in future, phuket town is where real thai ppl live, no tourists really.  ppl don't really speak english.  no skanks too thank god (srsly).  will go to bangkok in a few weeks, prob for chinese new year.  should have better stuff then.

b*tches be crazy though.  one dude who was in patong for 2 weeks, (who brought home a diff girl every single day), was talking to this deaf whore for a bit, when she saw the house her eyes lit up, thought she was living w/ us.  then today he told her she had to leave, (not for good, just go home), and she goes nutso, threatens to call the cops (lol deaf ppl using phone) for him buying a prostitute (illegal here), but b/c no money was involved, nothing will happen.

January 19, 2009, 04:10:08 PM
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this place is not right

we went over SE asia in geography 100 today. apparently, laos and cambodia are sh*tholes. you should, like travel all over that area. then come back and be like, "i've been in places you can only dream of" and act all arrogant.

always fun to ball out in a 3rd world country.  everything is so ridiculously cheap.  like food is worth less than 1.50, and i never know how much to tip cause it feels weird tipping what is worth .50 usd or so.  anyways heard in laos they have this thing where you live in treehouses for a week, and zipline in between, and the purpose of it is to try and find some kind of monkey.  might try it.  and be douchey about it when i tell ppl of course.

i need to get in the habit of taking pics.  only have one where i have an iguana on my head.

From what I hear, Argentina's standard of living is Western World quality on third world prices.  And the women are effing gorgeous. 

I gotta go sometime. 
QFT. My family and I shared a boat with an Argentine family while white water rafting in Colorado last summer. The Argentine mom was the biggest MILF ever.   :love:

January 19, 2009, 04:39:40 PM
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just checked my camera, have pictures of whore, not hotel whore though.  too slow to upload though cause i wanna get them all up.  using neighbor's wifi until we get our own.

January 20, 2009, 12:40:26 AM
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just checked my camera, have pictures of whore, not hotel whore though.  too slow to upload though cause i wanna get them all up.  using neighbor's wifi until we get our own.


Prioritize, man! Get the whore pics up first. It's like horny triage.

January 20, 2009, 08:43:35 AM
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not every girl is a whore though, just about 95% of them.


lmao

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January 20, 2009, 09:41:59 AM
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not every girl is a whore though, just about 95% of them.


lmao

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That number would probably hold true in the US if being a whore was legal. :fiesta:

January 20, 2009, 09:52:14 AM
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this thread has done a 180, it is now terrific.

January 20, 2009, 09:54:16 AM
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not every girl is a whore though, just about 95% of them.


lmao

 :thumbsup: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :eyeseeyou:

yeah. there were a ton of those gems in his post.

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January 20, 2009, 05:23:47 PM
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January 20, 2009, 08:45:57 PM
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yeah. there were a ton of those gems in his post.

:lol:



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January 20, 2009, 09:45:40 PM
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so phuket town was pretty cool, no whores in bars.  this one dude did take me and a friend down this one street on his motorbike, on each side are huge windows of each store and couches inside, and there are just a ton of thai girls waiting for someone to pick them.  for like $8.  they were whores for thai ppl, not really tourists.  was pretty funny to see.  but yea in phuket town it was like real thai ppl, so barely anyone spoke english.  sucked cause we ran into a really hot girl, and to her friend i was just like english?  no.  chinese?  no.  taiwanese?  no.  f*ck.  need to learn some thai.  we did go to something called a coyote bar, which is a gogo bar (where girls dance on a stage, not a strip club though they just dance i guess), and apparently those girls are like neither legit, nor whore, a special breed in the middle.  not sure exactly though, first time in one of those.  but every girl in there was hot, and a white girl (in thailand the upper class is pale, lower islander type is darker), but it was super confusing what they wanted when they talk to you.  dunno if they want your nuts, money, shots, deep conversations, whatever.  will investigate further.  def tougher to boom boom there though, hard to get pussy w/ only one elevator.

also i passed out on the motorbike trip home last night, riding on the back.  10 minute trip or so.  made it back no problem.  f*ck the heck?

January 20, 2009, 09:47:35 PM
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def tougher to boom boom there though, hard to get pussy w/ only one elevator.

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January 20, 2009, 10:19:04 PM
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so phuket town was pretty cool, no whores in bars.  this one dude did take me and a friend down this one street on his motorbike

maybe i'm stupid but 3 d00ds on a "motorbike"... is this not like 3 d00ds on a scooter???

January 20, 2009, 10:21:01 PM
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so phuket town was pretty cool, no whores in bars.  this one dude did take me and a friend down this one street on his motorbike

maybe i'm stupid but 3 d00ds on a "motorbike"... is this not like 3 d00ds on a scooter???

If there's more than one male on a bike everyone that isn't operating the vehicle had better be carrying a gas can.  Otherwise it's very  :ku:
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January 20, 2009, 10:24:11 PM
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phuket town isn't like patong, tough to find a taxi at 4 am.  plus we are gay.

January 20, 2009, 10:48:57 PM
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January 21, 2009, 12:19:51 AM
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pics of at least one of the skanks plz.


like, at this point,...it doesn't even have to be one that you or one of your friends banged....but preferrably. Could be decent ksufans.com avatar material.

oh and ... :cheers:

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