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January 03, 2009, 06:59:16 PM
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Fantastic 'pak today.  Daris had his palatial estate ready to receive Pete, Zacker, Limestone, Kat Kid, Fatty, sys, Chingon, girlfriend chingon, Trim, steve dave and mrs. dave.  F^cking allstar cast from top to bottom. 
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January 03, 2009, 07:18:46 PM
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Two females and all those males. Tre' kinky.       :runaway:

January 03, 2009, 07:27:23 PM
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Super elite guest list.  Describe some of the interesting convos. 

January 03, 2009, 07:28:11 PM
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Need pics, please. :billypopcorn:

January 03, 2009, 07:37:19 PM
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meeting up with message board people in real life?   :yuck:

January 03, 2009, 11:08:27 PM
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sounds like a homo fest.


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

January 04, 2009, 07:55:32 AM
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fatty was there?

Damn.

Was sys standoffish?

January 04, 2009, 08:32:05 AM
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fatty was there?

Damn.

Was sys standoffish?

Yes, fatty was there and was as  8-) as you would imagine, mrs. dave thought he was very funny too.  sys was very socialable and clean cut, not stand offish at all....smelled excellent (now that I mention it the whole group was superb smelling overall, not a dirtbag in the room). 
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January 04, 2009, 11:06:10 AM
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January 04, 2009, 12:04:54 PM
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sys laughed at my jokes.  I like him.  He is also a pituitary case.  He may be as tall as Tony Kitt.

Chingon was brave enough to bring his lady and looked like he could single-handedly crush any other KatPak'r with one left.

steve dave?  verrry good looking.  looks like he played rugby or football.  Mrs. Dave was very nice, but looked like she was calculating decimal places on steve dave's restitution for dragging her to the testosterone infested KATPAK'r.

zacker?  very angry and good looking.

Rick Daris, hosted the event and even made a sign!  Basically the King of the KATPAKPAD.

Pete was social director and in charge of out-of-bounds comedy.  Had very nice glasses and vest.  Would have easily fit in in Boulder.

Limestone Outcropping yelled "LEMON PARTY!" at Fitz.  Nice.

Trim Reaper is probably the coolest of the bunch.  Blackberry, ear pierced, texting elite ksu press.

Overall:

 :katpak: :katpak: :katpak: :dive:
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January 04, 2009, 02:19:32 PM
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sys laughed at my jokes.  I like him.  He is also a pituitary case.  He may be as tall as Tony Kitt.

Chingon was brave enough to bring his lady and looked like he could single-handedly crush any other KatPak'r with one left.

steve dave?  verrry good looking.  looks like he played rugby or football.  Mrs. Dave was very nice, but looked like she was calculating decimal places on steve dave's restitution for dragging her to the testosterone infested KATPAK'r.

zacker?  very angry and good looking.

Rick Daris, hosted the event and even made a sign!  Basically the King of the KATPAKPAD.

Pete was social director and in charge of out-of-bounds comedy.  Had very nice glasses and vest.  Would have easily fit in in Boulder.

Limestone Outcropping yelled "LEMON PARTY!" at Fitz.  Nice.

Trim Reaper is probably the coolest of the bunch.  Blackberry, ear pierced, texting elite ksu press.

Overall:

 :katpak: :katpak: :katpak: :dive:

Excellent synopsis.

I blame myself for not having pictures.  Meant to get everyone together for portrait shot, but slipped my mind.  At one point, we were going to pose in front of the PI office in the 'ville, but this too vaporized with the booze.

Some additional thoughs that came out of this event:

Rick should get a comped month or two on premium for hosting the event.  TP, hook this guy up.

Sys is likely taller than no-show-Pissclams, and he blames Bill Snyder for destroying KSU basketball.  Coincidentally, Catzacker believes that Bill Snyder will end up destroying KSU football.  I agree with both of them.

Fats loves Coca-Cola products.

Ended up being an extremely cold day.  Kat Kid was wearing short pants, and doubt he was even nipping out.

We need to have a ksufans.com charity golf tournament to benefit the Mike Ahearn scholarship fund.  Entry fee will be $1 per man, and you pay your own greens fees.  We will then have a giant check made and present it to Krause at halftime of a football game.  Should easily eclipse $18.

Another great idea is a ksufans.com Winter Formal.  Probably at the Wareham.  Fatty is planning this as we speak, and will likely DJ the event.  Stay tuned...

We need a spring event.  We were kicking around the idea of a three day cruise, though there are some obvious obstacles to this happening....most notably agreeing on location.  Limestone is a western Caribbean guy and SD will be damned if we don't go to Bermuda.  Probably won't get resolved....which is too bad 'cause someone (Kat Kid maybe?) said that Sys would probably fund the entire thing.

We were hoping for a Meek and Jmart appearance.  They had to "work" on their stories for the &@#%ing Idaho State game.  Could have written that thing well before the game and just plugged in a few numbers form the box score.


January 04, 2009, 02:47:37 PM
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Mrs. Dave was very nice, but looked like she was calculating decimal places on steve dave's restitution for dragging her to the testosterone infested KATPAK'r.

Quote from:  steve dave
(reads above statement to mrs. dave)
Quote from:  mrs. dave
LOL
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January 04, 2009, 02:49:50 PM
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Biggest LOL moment prior to game for sd:

Quote from:  Pete
(tells date of birthday)

Quote from:  fatty
Yeah, sorry about that
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January 04, 2009, 02:52:46 PM
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Biggest LOL moment prior to game for sd:

Quote from:  Pete
(tells date of birthday)

Quote from:  fatty
Yeah, sorry about that

nice.
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January 04, 2009, 02:59:15 PM
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Biggest LOL moment prior to game for sd:

Quote from:  Pete
(tells date of birthday)

Quote from:  fatty
Yeah, sorry about that

For me:

Quote from: sd concluding a story
Bro, don't.

January 04, 2009, 03:41:39 PM
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sounds like a homo fest.

You would think so, but it really wasn't. The gayest thing I saw the whole time was towards the end when I walked in on Pete and Limestone making out in the bathroom.
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January 04, 2009, 03:55:11 PM
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sounds like a homo fest.

You would think so, but it really wasn't. The gayest thing I saw the whole time was towards the end when I walked in on Pete and Limestone making out in the bathroom.

Props for "going there" definitely the purple elephant in the room.
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January 04, 2009, 03:55:48 PM
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sounds like a homo fest.

You would think so, but it really wasn't. The gayest thing I saw the whole time was towards the end when I walked in on Pete and Limestone making out in the bathroom.
I don't know, the talk of saving semen in a cup was pretty boderline. :dunno:

January 04, 2009, 04:04:51 PM
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sounds like a homo fest.

You would think so, but it really wasn't. The gayest thing I saw the whole time was towards the end when I walked in on Pete and Limestone making out in the bathroom.

Props for "going there" definitely the purple elephant in the room.

I don't remember a thing.  I think he slipped me a Roofie.  I woke up with an MHS class ring logged in my rectum.  Platinum or white gold, can't be certain.

January 04, 2009, 04:05:50 PM
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sounds like a homo fest.

You would think so, but it really wasn't. The gayest thing I saw the whole time was towards the end when I walked in on Pete and Limestone making out in the bathroom.

Props for "going there" definitely the purple elephant in the room.

I don't remember a thing.  I think he slipped me a Roofie.  I woke up with an MHS class ring logged in my rectum.  Platinum or white gold, can't be certain.

PM!
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January 04, 2009, 04:58:05 PM
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January 04, 2009, 05:25:48 PM
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Rick Daris, hosted the event and even made a sign!  Basically the King of the KATPAKPAD.



Fats loves Coca-Cola products.



1) Tried to make it as katpaky as I could. Thought the sign and purple powercat baloons took it to the next level though.

2) Very proud of myself for knowing the Fatty/Coca-Cola lovefest beforehand. Did you see my alternative beverages? Nothing but Coke products.  8-)
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January 04, 2009, 05:29:29 PM
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Rick Daris, hosted the event and even made a sign!  Basically the King of the KATPAKPAD.



Fats loves Coca-Cola products.


2) Very proud of myself for knowing the Fatty/Coca-Cola lovefest beforehand. Did you see my alternative beverages? Nothing but Coke products.  8-)

I can't say I disagree with Fats.  I came back to my seat with a diet Pepsi at the half and felt like he was just sitting there silently judging me.  I wanted to shout "I know, this is crap, but I am really &@#%ing thirsty." 

January 04, 2009, 05:44:59 PM
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Sounds like a hell of a time fellas.
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January 04, 2009, 07:02:24 PM
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Any of you d00ds pay attention to Daris just killing the popcorn size LARGE throughout the game?   :eek:  Impressive feat imo. 
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January 04, 2009, 07:04:57 PM
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who seemed to be enjoying/not enjoying manhattan the most?

January 04, 2009, 07:30:01 PM
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Any of you d00ds pay attention to Daris just killing the popcorn size LARGE throughout the game?   :eek:  Impressive feet imo. 

didn't want to say anything before, just kinda chuckled along with sd sharing the funniness, but I f'ing love popcorn.  I usually throw down a serious large at the movies.
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January 04, 2009, 07:56:20 PM
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Any of you d00ds pay attention to Daris just killing the popcorn size LARGE throughout the game?   :eek:  Impressive feet imo. 

didn't want to say anything before, just kinda chuckled along with sd sharing the funniness, but I f'ing love popcorn.  I usually throw down a serious large at the movies.

FRACK! Was really hoping I wouldn't get killed for this.

My inner dialogue during the game...
 "Daris, put the popcorn down...you look like a weirdo!"
 "But I love pcorn!"
 "Just put it down and talk to people or yell something funny at fitz!"
 "But I'm really hungry"
 "Do whatever you want but they're going to make fun of you later for it"



I do have a history of this though... http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=33779.0

Can't really argue here but I'm a $3 pcorn guy all the way...eat it till I think I'm gonna get sick.  :fatty:
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January 04, 2009, 08:28:51 PM
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I assumed he was going to take the large down just because of previous conversations about his preference for the $3 bag.  Would have been disappointing if he HADN'T ate the full $3bag IMO.