WICHITA!!!!!!!!!!
Now is my time to shine...
Serial killers? CHECK!
Giant statues of indians? CHECK!
Random stabbings? CHECK!
Giant pink movie theaters? CHECK!
A sports team with a gay name like Wingnuts? CHECK!
Nu-Way? CHECK!
A university with a mascot that looks like giant yellow tampon that wants to rape you and your grandma? CHECK!
Lets women with mustaches and lisps on TV to promote their fast food restaurants? CHECK!
I could go on for days people.