Who's in your five for 2009?

[Dirty Sanchez]

Here's the deal.  Pick 5 names for celebrities you think will kick it in 2009.  These may come from the world of entertainment, music, sports, media, business or politics.  At least 1 one the names has to be under 50 years old.* 

*Amy Winehouse can not be included as this is a gimme.

My picks:
1. Liz Taylor
2. BB King
3. Walter Cronkite
4. Ted Kennedy
5. diddy p puffer whatever the &@#% he's going by now.

[I_have_purplewood]

Here's the deal.  Pick 5 names for celebrities you think will kick it in 2009.  These may come from the world of entertainment, music, sports, media, business or politics.  At least 1 one the names has to be under 50 years old.* 

*Amy Winehouse can not be included as this is a gimme.

My picks:
1. Liz Taylor
2. BB King
3. Walter Cronkite
4. Ted Kennedy
5. diddy p puffer whatever the frack he's going by now.

What are we playing for?  Also, will Death be allowed to play? 

[Dirty Sanchez]

One of MJ's coolers.

[yosh]

1. Mark Mangino (is he famous enough?)
2. John Wooden
3. Courtney Love
4. Christopher Lee
5. Jeff Conway

[rundown87]

Is Sherron's g/f prego?  if so. . .

[jmlynch1]

No Amy Winehouse?

[Dirty Sanchez]

No Amy Winehouse?

Read it again.

[ew2x4]

Dude, Ted Kennedy is a gimme.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Dude, Ted Kennedy is a gimme.

Had to have one easy one.

[AzCat]

1. Ted Kennedy (duh)
2. Charles Manson
3. Axl Rose
4. Barak Hussein Obama
5. Keanu Reeves (we can hope)

[CatsNShocks]

Joe Pa?

[Dirty Sanchez]

1. Ted Kennedy (duh)
2. Charles Manson
3. Axl Rose
4. Barak Hussein Obama
5. Keanu Reeves (we can hope)

I thought about putting a clause in about the messiah.  Probably not a good idea to put him in.  The SS will probably be kicking in your door on the 20th.

[jeffy]

1.  Ted Kennedy
2.  Bernard Madoff
3.  Keith Olbermann
4.  Paris Hilton
5.  Mary Kate Olsen

[Chingon]

1.  Lindsay Lohan
2.  Ralphie May
3.  Stephen Hawking
4.  Csourk
5.  Andy Dick

[willie83]

1.  Ted Kennedy
2.  Bernard Madoff
3.  Keith Olbermann
4.  Paris Hilton
5.  Mary Kate Olsen

Isn't this more of a "wish list"?

[The1BigWillie]

1. James Garner
2. Ozzie Osborne
3. Tex Winter 
4. Amy Winehouse 
5. Cloris Leachman

[AzCat]

1. Ted Kennedy (duh)
2. Charles Manson
3. Axl Rose
4. Barak Hussein Obama
5. Keanu Reeves (we can hope)

I thought about putting a clause in about the messiah.  Probably not a good idea to put him in.  The SS will probably be kicking in your door on the 20th.

I don't want him dead or wish him ill, it's more a statement on the relative level of idiocy rampant in the country these days.  I'm betting the sheer number of idiots will overwhelm his security. 

[jeffy]

1. Ted Kennedy (duh)
2. Charles Manson
3. Axl Rose
4. Barak Hussein Obama
5. Keanu Reeves (we can hope)

I thought about putting a clause in about the messiah.  Probably not a good idea to put him in.  The SS will probably be kicking in your door on the 20th.

I don't want him dead or wish him ill, it's more a statement on the relative level of idiocy rampant in the country these days.  I'm betting the sheer number of idiots will overwhelm his security. 

I would say you have solid reason to make a hypothesis like that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r1X_G7cWak

[jeffy]

1.  Ted Kennedy
2.  Bernard Madoff
3.  Keith Olbermann
4.  Paris Hilton
5.  Mary Kate Olsen

Isn't this more of a "wish list"?

Nope..... It's going to be a "bad" year for celebs.

[ArchE_Cat]

1. Ted Kennedy (duh)
2. Charles Manson
3. Axl Rose
4. Barak Hussein Obama
5. Keanu Reeves (we can hope)

2. Eligible for parole in 2012, will be 78 yrs old 

5. Very unlikely he will "return to the source" in 2009, unless he develops a sushi fetish and gets mercury poisoning like Jeremy Piven.

That being said, the good ones always die young and the bad ones seem to live long enough for everyone to forget about them. So, here's my 5 nominees for "Italian-American Actor from New York Most Likely to go to the big studio in the sky" (in no particular order):

1. Sylvester Gardenzio Stallone
2. Robert Mario De Niro, Jr.
3. Alfredo James Pacino
4. Antonio Salvatore ladanza (Tony Danza)
5. Vincent Phillip D'Onofrio

[AzCat]

2. Charles Manson

2. Eligible for parole in 2012, will be 78 yrs old 

Yes and that pretty much explains the whole "Mayan Calendar" thing doesn't it?   

[Dirty Sanchez]

1. James Garner
2. Ozzie Osborne
3. Tex Winter 
4. Amy Winehouse 
5. Cloris Leachman

Not eligible

[jeffy]

2009 Summary:

Jett Travolta
Pat Hingle - (Commissioner Gordon from Batman TV Series)

[The1BigWillie]

1. James Garner
2. Ozzie Osborne
3. Tex Winter 
4. Amy Winehouse 
5. Cloris Leachman

Not eligible

Crap, I didn't read the fine print. 

Instead of Winehouse I'll say Nicole Ritchie

[Winters]

Gary Coleman 

[Winters]

4.  Csourk

[Pete]

1. John McCain
2. Jeb Bush
3. Michael Vick
4. John Travolta
5. Larry Hageman

[Dirty Sanchez]

1.  Lindsay Lohan
2.  Ralphie May
3.  Stephen Hawking
4.  Csourk
5.  Andy Dick

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[Chingon]

1.  Lindsay Lohan
2.  Ralphie May
3.  Stephen Hawking
4.  Csourk
5.  Andy Dick

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[McLovin]

1.  Ted Kennedy (I'll take the layup)
2.  Fidel Castro
3.  Ringo Starr*- Death rule 68 (b) (2)- Paul must be the last living Beatle.
4.  Dusty Rhodes*- Death rule 944- Professional wrestlers are ticking time bombs who rarely make it to 65.
5.  Patrick Swayze

Others- Random Saturday Night Live alum., random Seattle band member (Soundgarden is due), any professional wrestler, Muhammed Ali, Buzz Aldrin/Neil Armstrong/some other astronaut.