Hyperbole Dax, I forgot you were so literal.....you should have know my point. You were talking about how much better the Stillers were at replacing the turf than the Chiefs.
My point, Heinz Field is infamous for having bad turf to play on year-in and year-out due to the weather, the course of the season of games on both days, cheapness, etc. There is a reason why the longest made field goal ever at Heinz is 50 yards (and done once) IIRC.
IF there is one stadium that could use the fake stuff, it's Heinz.