New dog

[Kat Kid]

my wife's idea.

mini dockson (sp?) craps/pisses everywhere

I'm all alone

I haven't got any work done

just ran around half the house with a turtle head and plopped it on the couch after jumping up

I hate this thing

[cireksu]

lol

I love dogs.

 

[SkinnyBenny]

What did you name it?

[sys]

dockson?  christ, learn to spell.  and pick a better dog next time.  what happened to your slut dog?

[Kat Kid]

dachshund?

f'ing germans.

Didn't pick it.  Didn't want it.  Now I hate it.

Already named (free/used):  Claire

hot pink leash

I hate this

[Chingon]

dachshund?

f'ing germans.

Didn't pick it.  Didn't want it.  Now I hate it.

Already named (free/used):  Claire

hot pink leash

I hate this

Hit it in the head with a hammer and tell the wife it ran away.

[opcat]

If anyone buys a beagle then i will kill you.

beagles are stupid dogs that are genetically prone to barking every f-ing second.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

rename it Ron and then drown it in the river.

[michigancat]

my wife's idea.

mini dockson (sp?) craps/pisses everywhere

I'm all alone

I haven't got any work done

just ran around half the house with a turtle head and plopped it on the couch after jumping up

I hate this thing

bro, I've been there.

You're pretty much stuck unless you make two babies in a year and a week. 

[sys]

You're pretty much stuck unless you make two babies in a year and a week. 

don't do it katkid!  think of the planet, you love the planet.

[AzCat]

lol

I love dogs.

 

< ~75# != dog

[ECN]

must be new dog season.

picked up one myself.

a german shepherd, but she's part wolf or coyote or something.

real mean lookin' but sweet.

this one has anal leakage and a constant drippage from her vag.

farts worse than uncle benny, and just is gross.

pretty tho.

man, they dont make dogs like they used too.

[Kat Kid]

You're pretty much stuck unless you make two babies in a year and a week. 

don't do it katkid!  think of the planet, you love the planet.

I feel overwhelmed and depressed with an f'ing dog.

No way I dip my pen in to the deepest darkest and come up holdin a breather attached to an umbelical.

[RonLongshaft]

leave out a bag of oreos overnight or some chocolate pudding or somefin.... no dog/dead dog = problem solved

[michigancat]

baby dogs are a lot more work than baby humans.  srsly.

[Kat Kid]

baby dogs are a lot more work than baby humans.  srsly.

responsibility

[Skydog]

Small dogs are the worst dogs ever. Anyone who disagrees 

[sys]

baby dogs are a lot more work than baby humans.  srsly.

2 months vs 18 years to life.   

[AzCat]

Small dogs are the worst dogs ever. Anyone who disagrees 

They aren't dogs, they're like large-ish rats or something. 

[cas]

Get cats.

HTH.

[RonLongshaft]

Get cats.

HTH.

i would rather scratch my eyes out

[cas]

Get cats.

HTH.

i would rather scratch my eyes out

Softer, don't crap and piss everywhere, nicer, not to mention smell better.

[Pike]

Get cats.

HTH.

i would rather scratch my eyes out

Softer, don't crap and piss everywhere, nicer, not to mention smell better.

and their smarter and not so damn loud. Dogs just piss me off

[RonLongshaft]

Get cats.

HTH.

i would rather scratch my eyes out

Softer, don't crap and piss everywhere, nicer, not to mention smell better.

and their smarter and not so damn loud. Dogs just piss me off

fracking hair everywhere, crap and piss in a box and it smells like hell, they are ass holes most of the time, annoying as frack

[Pett]

I have a miniature dachshund too KK!!

And you are right, they sh1t & piss everywhere. And won't stop barking.

But overall, very cuddly & cute dog. I love mine, most of the time...

[Saulbadguy]

They get back problems, don't let her run up and down the stairs (if you have them). 

[MOKSUAZ]

shoulda got a lab.  won't get anything else (except maybe a kool looking labradoodle or cockapoo (they don't shed)).  plus it's fun to say cockapoo.

[Rick Daris]

and their smarter and not so damn loud.

Link?

[Pett]

They get back problems, don't let her run up and down the stairs (if you have them). 

That's what happened to our old dachshund.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

must be new dog season.

picked up one myself.

a german shepherd, but she's part wolf or coyote or something.

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