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Author Topic: Initial KATPAK Army Recruitment: ENLIST HERE NOW!  (Read 2575 times)

October 16, 2008, 03:14:50 PM
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Saulbadguy

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It's time, folks. The weary need not apply, we are looking for fresh, young, hungry KATPAK volunteers to lead the charge against anti-KATPAK and KAZZU activities. I will be filling the ranks upon enlistment, and will decide on leaders when I get enough qualified individuals enlisted.

First things first, speak to no one about the KATPAK army.  This includes your spouse, your co-workers, and your dog. Most mission briefings will be held over PM circles, but you can display your rank and regalia freely.

For now, we will have only one branch, the Army.  If we fill enough battalions we will include the Space Marines or something like that. I will not be the leader of the army, that would be lame.  I will draw a pool of leaders and then we can all vote on the Chief 5 Star General of KATPAK operations.  I will just be in charge of recruitment and day to day operations, not missions. After that we will fill General, major, lieutenant, captain, colonel, and whatever ranks we can think of.  We will mull over more ideas later.

However, starting now, ENLIST HERE!  Enlistment is as simple as posting your handle in a reply. Simply replying "i'm in " may not guarantee you a spot in the army. BE SURE TO REPLY WITH YOUR HANDLE AT LEAST!

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God speed!

October 16, 2008, 03:15:28 PM
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HEY DUDE.

ALREADY A MEMBER OF THE EAST PLAZA BRIGADE.

October 16, 2008, 03:16:07 PM
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Saulbadguy

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HEY DUDE.

ALREADY A MEMBER OF THE EAST PLAZA BRIGADE.
Unifying the brigades will only make us stronger, dufus. Plus if you do not unify we will simply annex.

October 16, 2008, 03:18:07 PM
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    I'm with Coco.

October 16, 2008, 03:24:51 PM
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Colonel Gentleman, reporting for duty!

October 16, 2008, 03:42:57 PM
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ksuwildcats80591 READY TO ROLL

GO KATZZZZZZ  :ksu: :ksu:
« Last Edit: October 16, 2008, 03:44:35 PM by ksuwildcats80591 »

October 16, 2008, 03:43:48 PM
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Oklahoma_Cat is all in.  (I'm legit)

October 16, 2008, 03:52:25 PM
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I'm Butt FUGLY!!!!!! 







p.s. go katz   :katpak:

October 16, 2008, 03:55:49 PM
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SUPERKSUFAN - I'm in.

I can rep the *gasp* Lawrence area (since I am stuck here)

Go Katzzzzz ......... KAZZU


October 16, 2008, 03:57:39 PM
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SUPERKSUFAN - I'm in.

I can rep the *gasp* Lawrence area (since I am stuck here)

Go Katzzzzz ......... KAZZU



Double agent!!!

October 16, 2008, 04:03:40 PM
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<---------Click the ball

October 16, 2008, 04:19:24 PM
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can we get a list of duties, or is that a stupid question?

October 16, 2008, 04:30:22 PM
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    zonder klasse



October 16, 2008, 04:33:00 PM
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October 16, 2008, 04:35:50 PM
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If I joined... would it cut into my porn watching?

If not, I'm in.

EMAW.

October 16, 2008, 04:36:16 PM
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ksufanscopycat my friends.

October 16, 2008, 04:36:23 PM
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October 16, 2008, 06:05:20 PM
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Doom is in, but on the condition that I get a bazooka.


I still want my cooler, bitches!

October 16, 2008, 08:20:39 PM
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Doom is in, but on the condition that I get a bazooka.
How bout a cat cannon?

October 16, 2008, 09:17:36 PM
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csourk is the best pre-college poster on this board.  way better than oxlp956

October 16, 2008, 09:38:57 PM
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Funditus Classless

October 16, 2008, 10:32:50 PM
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LynchMob2007 reporting for duty.

 :katpak:

October 16, 2008, 10:37:23 PM
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Sign me up for the nuclear weapon division.


October 16, 2008, 11:15:21 PM
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October 16, 2008, 11:22:23 PM
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nine inches of flaming pink jesus is in (i think).

October 17, 2008, 11:00:15 AM
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October 17, 2008, 11:34:44 AM
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I think it's time for me to step up and try to contribute something to this board as limited as my abilities might be? We won't be subject to any kind of weird hazing though will we? I mean, weird for this board?  :runaway:
Here's hoping that Clams is chillin' with someone cool up in that big EMAW in the sky. RIP Clams, RIP.

October 17, 2008, 02:28:46 PM
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funny how that flaming gaylord saul starts this thread when the commanding officer of the kansas city west plaza militia is on vaca and afk....

sorry folks but you've all been tricked. 

(clams posting from phone from parts unknown)


Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.

October 17, 2008, 02:29:09 PM
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October 17, 2008, 02:36:57 PM
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Cheesy Mustache QB might make an appearance.

New warning: Don't get in a fight with someone who doesn't even need to bother to buy ink.