Restaurant bathrooms w/ paper towels in baskets

[RonLongshaft]

when i get rich and famous  i'm gonna install a urinal in my house, think of the back problems you'll save from having to bend over and lift that pesky toilet seat.

you guys are freaks, germs are cool. in the preview for the new sunny charlie takes a bite out of a used urinal cake... thats tough!

[ew2x4]

Here's a strategy-

To be socially accepted, you must wash right? Such a hassle. Well does anyone else go turn on the water, get like a splash on a finger or two (the flushing fingers or the prostate push fingers). That way you psychologically feel somewhat clean. You're socially accepted. No real need to dry hands. etc. It's like a win win win scenario.

[Saulbadguy]

Here's a strategy-

To be socially accepted, you must wash right? Such a hassle. Well does anyone else go turn on the water, get like a splash on a finger or two (the flushing fingers or the prostate push fingers). That way you psychologically feel somewhat clean. You're socially accepted. No real need to dry hands. etc. It's like a win win win scenario.

Yes.

[pwrcat1]

Here's a strategy-

To be socially accepted, you must wash right? Such a hassle. Well does anyone else go turn on the water, get like a splash on a finger or two (the flushing fingers or the prostate push fingers). That way you psychologically feel somewhat clean. You're socially accepted. No real need to dry hands. etc. It's like a win win win scenario.

Yes.

Def.

Anyone else accidentally lean against the sink counter that is overflowing w/ water from the dumb mother &@#%ers that apparently scrub their hands like they're preparing for surgery???  I hate that!  I then walk around looking like I pissed myself, when I was so careful not to!!! 

[mikeycat]

I've honestly never seen paper towels in baskets in bathrooms.

Topeka Country Club has them.   Also nicer paper towels with an embossed logo.
And jars of lotion and mouthwash.

But the best thing is the baskets of nice long golf tees.   Gotta fill up the pockets!

[Kat Kid]

my fave?  peeing in the sink.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Ever been to a fancy restaurant with a bathroom attendant? Pretty awkward.  Don't like to tip guys for handing me a towel.

Worst thing in the world. I could care less about hand towels Vs blowers...just don't stick some dude in there whose primary job is to hang out and wait til I'm done going to the bathroom and then offer me a towel or even worse, cologne. "I'm just here to go to the bathroom guy, keep your Drakkar to yourself." 

You used to wear a lot of Drakkar.

[michigancat]

UPDATE:

Timbercreek Bar and Grill in Louisburg has paper towels in baskets.

http://www.timbercreekbarandgrill.com/

[Rick Daris]

Ever been to a fancy restaurant with a bathroom attendant? Pretty awkward.  Don't like to tip guys for handing me a towel.

Worst thing in the world. I could care less about hand towels Vs blowers...just don't stick some dude in there whose primary job is to hang out and wait til I'm done going to the bathroom and then offer me a towel or even worse, cologne. "I'm just here to go to the bathroom guy, keep your Drakkar to yourself." 

You used to wear a lot of Drakkar.

Eternity actually, had the same bottle from age 15 up until about age 25.

Cologne = 

[RonLongshaft]

UPDATE:

Timbercreek Bar and Grill in Louisburg has paper towels in baskets.

http://www.timbercreekbarandgrill.com/

I've eaten/drank there, its been several years so i don't remember the facilities that well.

[michigancat]

JP Wine Bar in DTKC also has paper towels in baskets.

[steve dave]

JP Wine Bar in DTKC also has paper towels in baskets.

They also have PBR in a can

[michigancat]

I just drank pale ale (one was free), Mrs. Rusty drank like 30 bucks worth of wine.

[steve dave]

I just drank pale ale (one was free), Mrs. Rusty drank like 30 bucks worth of wine.

We went there after the B12 tourny and I first drank some beer with an elephant on the bottle before realizing that they had PBR.  I got my first completely katpak'd opportunity to yell as loud as I could "Heineken!?  F**k that S**t!  PABST BLUE RIBBON!"......didn't even throw us out

[pissclams]

that place is lame

[michigancat]

that place is lame

was a decent jazz band there which drew us in.

was nice.

[pissclams]

meh.  Angela Hagenbach was playing at Jardine's Saturday night.  much better jazz bar then JP'$
also- JP'$ is very expensive and has crappy wine.

[michigancat]

meh.  Angela Hagenbach was playing at Jardine's Saturday night.  much better jazz bar then JP'$

Hey bro.  Thanks for the invite.

we just wanted to go downtown, saw the band, and walked in.

[steve dave]

God, isn't 'lams such a POS.

[pissclams]

God, isn't 'lams such a POS.

sorry bud, just a little stressed out.  shouldn't be tho, JP is a fine bar and has visionary jazz.

[pissclams]

meh.  Angela Hagenbach was playing at Jardine's Saturday night.  much better jazz bar then JP'$

Hey bro.  Thanks for the invite.

we just wanted to go downtown, saw the band, and walked in.

you hightailed it so fast out of the KATPAK i never got the chance.   actually any saturday night at jardines is gonna be good.

[chum1]

I would not go to JP because clams has very good bar cred.  Anyone that has a good time there is probably a douche.

[pissclams]

I would not go to JP because clams has very good bar cred.  Anyone that has a good time there is probably a douche.

great &@#%ing point.   

rusty/sd ---> 

[Rick Daris]

***UPDATE ALERT***

Super Big Catholic megachurch in Andover has paper towels in baskets. Stay away from this place if you do not like bathrooms w/ paper towels in baskets guys.