What made me think of it was a recent trip to Olive Garden (<-long story, don't ask).
I mean, first of all, who the frack are you, Olive Garden? You aren't fancy! And it sucks anyway!
It's like they only took the worst part of nice restaurants because they're a poor piece of sh*t.
I prefer any hand dryer over any towels. (more sanitary, better for environment)
But I'm pretty sure Trig invented paper towels in baskets.