If pissclams were to be the coach of your city league football team....

[greasd up deaf guy]

What kind of offense would he install?

What would the training regiment be like?

How long before he starts looking for ways to shoot lasers out of the players' eyes to smite other players?

What would your team mascot be?

And....most importantly....would cheesy moustache qb have to make an appearance?

[pissclams]

let's pretend we all live in the same city and we're all on the same team

[greasd up deaf guy]

My guess for offense would be a Rich Rodriguez-esque spread with a mobile quarterback.

[catdude33]

let's pretend we all live in the same city and we're all on the same team

Is this two hand touch?  I bruise like a peach.

[cyclist]

let's pretend we all live in the same city and we're all on the same team

Is this two hand touch?  I bruise like a peach.

FP, TC, etc...

[cas]

I would hope pc has a very "calloused" and "confirmed" team.

[pissclams]

problem is i know very little about football other than what i watch on tv.  i think i'd prob have to just use the plays corso suggests. 

[ew2x4]

Excellent choice for coordinator.

[Dirty Sanchez]

The Packers/Vikings/Cardinals offense from Tecmo.  Reverses. Fake Reverses. Reverse Passes.  A lot of them.