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August 13, 2008, 12:55:38 PM
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michigancat

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Does anyone else, like, want the Chinese to win so they don't get their thumbs chopped off or something if they lose?

I was watching ladies gymnastics last night w/ Mrs. Rusty, and I was like "It's OK TO FALL AMERICA!  WE WILL LET YOU KEEP YOUR THUMBS NO MATTER WHAT!" and was kind of relieved that those little Chinese girls will be national heroes instead of slaves or something.

August 13, 2008, 01:00:18 PM
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Yeah, plus I like to listen to the old fat ladys at work cry about how the US girls got screwed and whatnot.  THERE WAS A GIRL ON THERE FROM DES MOINES FOR CHRIST SAKE  :runaway:
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August 13, 2008, 01:06:31 PM
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I'm rooting against the chinese. Listen to the retards in the politics forums damnit - its their fault that gas is so expensive and I'm pissed off about it.  Die China, Die! 


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August 13, 2008, 01:15:57 PM
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Yes, I find myself feeling some of these same things.  I was happy that the gymnastics coach did not have to "leap from the tallest building in Bejing" as he said he would have to if the men didn't win the gold.

I bet they let those little girls meet their parents for winning.
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August 13, 2008, 01:31:36 PM
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its their fault that gas is so expensive and I'm pissed off about it.  Die China, Die! 

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August 13, 2008, 01:40:46 PM
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Did anybody else see the look on Costas' face when that one european commentator commented on how none of the girls were 16 and how the government had faked all the birth certificates? He looked like euro dude had just dropped the f-bomb.

August 13, 2008, 02:21:53 PM
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Bela is very entertaining.  His wife is one of the coaches and she was talking about disappointing it is to get the Silver.  If she were an American she would probably realize that we don't care that much, and that it's nice the 12 year old Chinese girls haven't been sent away to hand paint toys with lead paint for $2 a week. 

August 13, 2008, 02:29:22 PM
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anyone involved w/gymnasts whining about competitors being "too young" is lol.

It is a tragedy because now, we have at least an extra month without Cat football until next year. I hate wasting my life away but I can hardly wait until next year.

August 13, 2008, 02:33:04 PM
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i don't get the whole "too young" thing.  doesn't that just mean they're better then the older chicks at a younger age?  what's wrong with that?

and i can't understand a word that bella legose dude says


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August 13, 2008, 02:34:31 PM
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Kinda the same with message boarding imo.  I mean, sure the old farts would like to kick sh4wn winterz aside but it's really just because he pwns them at the age of 8. 
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August 13, 2008, 02:39:29 PM
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Just a guess, but I think as girls get older their bodies change shape and become less flexible.  This is all speculation and what I remember from 7th grade sex ed. 

August 13, 2008, 03:06:10 PM
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chinese mens rings.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6925574262992782189&ei=ojyjSPbMMJzA4AKk6tUR&q=chinese+mens+gymanstics++team&vt=lf&hl=en



Chinese suck because you know they beat the crap of the girls telling them that if they don't do well that their family will be headed to new jobs.

August 13, 2008, 03:10:17 PM
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Chinese suck because you know they beat the crap of the girls telling them that if they don't do well that their family will be headed to new jobs.

I could almost understand what that says if it were written in Chinese.

August 13, 2008, 03:10:43 PM
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Chinese suck because you know they beat the crap of the girls telling them that if they don't do well that their family will be headed to new jobs.
Don't see anything wrong with that.  That may have motivated Marcus Watts to play better if we threatened his family with deportation, fwiw.

August 13, 2008, 04:19:53 PM
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Interesting side note, maybe, my cousin studied under Bela a few years back, says he speaks perfect english when he wants, so his tv accent is a fake.   Also, he's one huge ass to the kids. 
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August 13, 2008, 04:26:58 PM
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I keep a ranking of my favorite countries (from 1 to 195!) and I update it daily to reflect my mood and stance on world politics and whatnot. Like yesterday I was feeling crazy (I ate a breakfast hot pocket!) and bumped Papua New Guinea up 57 spots just cuz lol! Anyway, these Olympic shenannigans have moved China down to last place. Boo China! Plus they consistently produce ugly Asian chicks, unlike their sister school Japan which is constantly breeding hotties like it's going out of style!
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August 13, 2008, 05:39:01 PM
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While watching the opening ceremonies I told my wife and childrens that that the Chinse government had people in the stands studying every move . . . if anybody down on the floor made a mistake they would be beheaded immediately following the end of the ceremonies if not sooner.



August 13, 2008, 11:29:49 PM
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I keep a ranking of my favorite countries (from 1 to 195!) and I update it daily to reflect my mood and stance on world politics and whatnot. Like yesterday I was feeling crazy (I ate a breakfast hot pocket!) and bumped Papua New Guinea up 57 spots just cuz lol! Anyway, these Olympic shenannigans have moved China down to last place. Boo China! Plus they consistently produce ugly Asian chicks, unlike their sister school Japan which is constantly breeding hotties like it's going out of style!

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August 13, 2008, 11:42:37 PM
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Remember when the Russians, Bulgarians and other eastern block countries use to pour money  into their olympic  programs. 

Only the chins do it now.