Coming to work sucked this morning....

[jeffy]

There I was driving down the road this morning...getting into a fight was the farthest
Thing from my mind ... Wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
Car ... (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF! He storms over to
My car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'



...and that's when the fight started...

[cas]

This thread is off to a solid start.

Like how short was the dwarf? Like 4'8? Was he scary looking?? Have goofing looking ears, eyes??

[Kat Kid]

did he call the cops?

[jeffy]

While he was screaming and yelling at me, he blabbered something about a sex tape.

[KSt8er]

There I was driving down the road this morning...getting into a fight was the farthest
Thing from my mind ... Wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
Car ... (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF! He storms over to
My car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'



...and that's when the fight started...

 

[CatsNShocks]

There I was driving down the road this morning...getting into a fight was the farthest
Thing from my mind ... Wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great mood and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
Car ... (and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny)?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... He was a DWARF! He storms over to
My car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'



...and that's when the fight started...

 

 
Good stuff. Not so sure csourk & KK got it though...

[cas]

I got it now.

Pretty good stuff.

Would be cool if you actually did rear end the elf.

[cireksu]

after the southpark epi with the dwarf motivational speaker, everytime i see one I have to walk the other way for fear of laughing hysterically.