More questions for Terry Pierce:
5. When you were living on that house at 2070 College Heights, do you remember that you, Hickman, and Buhl split trash with us every month? We were those white guys at 2066 who had a mannequin head hanging from the roof, a weird ceramic owl, and that 6' papier mache sledgehammer in our living room. Thank$ for $plitting tra$h with us. $aved u$ money.
6. Buhl's stepfather Charles came and we partied with him at our crib the night before the USC game. Then later I saw him in Waco at the game. Why didn't you come to our party the night before the USC game? Srsly.
7. Remember that time some dorky white country boy mistakenly walked into a thugged out party at your house instead of the white bread party at our house? He was high as balls and scared out of his mind. We never apologized for him, so, sorry. But remember it?
8. When you guys all moved out at the end of your lease (wait, YOU moved out in December...), Hickman threw to the curb an antique mirror on a stand. We ganked it and my mom took it, tweaked it, and now Hickman's mirror hangs on the wall in my mom's bedroom. Remember that mirror?