Can Weird Robert bag a 22 year old?

[ksu4tc]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/06/26/crazyass_year_old_fan_marrying/

From Wizard of Odds: Kansas' No. 1 fan is getting married. White Owl... and former Jayhawk student Julia Lee are planning to tie the knot. White Owl is 61, Lee 22. Fans have long known the wise, old Owl for his vocal support of the Jayhawks, rhythmic dancing and criticisms of the Vietnam War. Given that he knows how to put on the all moves, it was only a matter of time before White Owl found a mate. But Lee's family is not happy about the daughter running off and getting married. "They are still kind of struggling with this," Lee said. "My dad wants to meet with a third party so we can communicate about this. He wants to meet with me, my mom and a preacher to sort some of this stuff out.

[ECN]

god. i bet she doesnt shave anything. ew.

[Kat Kid]

KATPAK MILITIA ASSEMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Only in lawrence.

Ungly 22 year olds are everywhere.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/06/26/crazyass_year_old_fan_marrying/

 But Lee's family is not happy about the daughter running off and getting married. "They are still kind of struggling with this," Lee said.

I bet he isn't happy.

If I had a daughter I'd be totally  and 

[SUPERKSUFAN]

  - she just wants him for the senior discounts.

[wes mantooth]

I bet this old, dirty hippie doesn't know a damn thing about football.  Funny how I never heard of him until this season, I bet he's never been to a road game, he probably doesn't even have a car.  So to compare him to Robert does a great disservice to Robert.  Robert is legendary, while this dirtball couldn't carry Weird Robert's foam finger.

But, sorry, to answer your question, yes Weird Robert could bag a 22 year old.

[KSU176]

Robert is legendary, while this dirtball couldn't carry Weird Robert's foam finger.

AMEN!

[Iceberg]

Weird Robert has been overseas to watch KSU football. White Owl can't say that!

[wes mantooth]

If Weird Robert really wanted a 22 year old, I'm pretty confident he could get someone better looking than this snaggletooth.

[pissclams]

I bet this old, dirty hippie doesn't know a damn thing about football.  Funny how I never heard of him until this season, I bet he's never been to a road game...

sounds just like every "ku football fan"   

[Kat Kid]

I bet this old, dirty hippie doesn't know a damn thing about football.  Funny how I never heard of him until this season, I bet he's never been to a road game...

sounds just like every "ku football fan"   

OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

[GoodForAnother]

We have nothing on this.

[opcat]

That bitch is f***ked in the head.

Parents probably join in. 

[wes mantooth]

We have nothing on this.

Lot of freaks in that town.

[ChicagoCat]

I would like to see Weird Robert pick up a 22 year old.  I've seen him "hitting on" random college girls at a baseball game.  They were unaware of the fact that they should be so lucky as to drop their panties for him.  I put hitting on in quotes because he might of just been talking, hard to say if he would've taken them home.

And the girls Robert was talking to were much hotter than Ms. Hippie Chipmunk cheeks.

[steve dave]

At the NCAA tourney Robert asked me if he could have my food (just got it and brought it to our table at a bar prior to the game)....I just handed it over to him without really thinking about it...he put it in a box for later and didn't even eat it there.  I sat hungrily for awhile and then went and bought more food.  It was pretty awesome.

[wes mantooth]

At the NCAA tourney Robert asked me if he could have my food (just got it and brought it to our table at a bar prior to the game)....I just handed it over to him without really thinking about it...he put it in a box for later and didn't even eat it there.  I sat hungrily for awhile and then went and bought more food.  It was pretty awesome.

It's official, you are my hero.

[FelixRex]

At the NCAA tourney Robert asked me if he could have my food (just got it and brought it to our table at a bar prior to the game)....I just handed it over to him without really thinking about it...he put it in a box for later and didn't even eat it there.  I sat hungrily for awhile and then went and bought more food.  It was pretty awesome.

He did the exact same thing to fatdamon. Begged some chicken off his tailgate grill, put it in a plastic bag, and walked away.

P-I-M-P 

[MOKSUAZ]

At the NCAA tourney Robert asked me if he could have my food (just got it and brought it to our table at a bar prior to the game)....I just handed it over to him without really thinking about it...he put it in a box for later and didn't even eat it there.  I sat hungrily for awhile and then went and bought more food.  It was pretty awesome.

question is, did you get the same thing the second time you ordered.

[steve dave]

At the NCAA tourney Robert asked me if he could have my food (just got it and brought it to our table at a bar prior to the game)....I just handed it over to him without really thinking about it...he put it in a box for later and didn't even eat it there.  I sat hungrily for awhile and then went and bought more food.  It was pretty awesome.

question is, did you get the same thing the second time you ordered.

Yes...it looked good

[cas]

We have nothing on this.

That broad is ugly.

[MOKSUAZ]

We have nothing on this.

That broad is ugly.

she's got the Tibs lazy eye thing going on.

[FelixRex]

So, when she's 30, he'll be like (just a minute...let me do the math) dead.

If I was the dad, I'd just drink heavily for a few years and let this problem resolve itself.

[opcat]

You look like that when a concrete block falls on your head. 

[wes mantooth]

Atleast if dad draws Owl's name in the Christmas drawing, he'll have some pretty good ideas of what to get him.

[I_have_purplewood]

Atleast if dad draws Owl's name in the Christmas drawing, he'll have some pretty good ideas of what to get him.

Can you imagine what the coversation at Thanksgiving will be like?
Owls MIL; Owl, are those the same rainbow socks you've been wearing for the last 3 days?
Owl; Drumbstick
Owls FIL: Owl, we'd appreciate it if you'd keep your hands off our daughters junk during dinner.
Owl; Taters

[wes mantooth]

Atleast if dad draws Owl's name in the Christmas drawing, he'll have some pretty good ideas of what to get him.

Can you imagine what the coversation at Thanksgiving will be like?
Owls MIL; Owl, are those the same rainbow socks you've been wearing for the last 3 days?
Owl; Drumbstick
Owls FIL: Owl, we'd appreciate it if you'd keep your hands off our daughters junk during dinner.
Owl; Taters

MIL:  So daughter, how's your first job search coming?
Daughter:  I'm saving the earth, sleeping with hippies, etc...
HIL:  So Owl, how's retirement.
Owl:  Wut?

[doom]

But if you wanted to bang Santa and Jerry Garcia all in one stop then this chick would have it made.

[I_have_purplewood]

[/quote]
MIL:  So daughter, how's your first job search coming?
Daughter:  I'm saving the earth, sleeping with hippies, etc...
HIL:  So Owl, how's retirement.
Owl:  Wut?
[/quote]