Guy 1: So how do you think Freeman is gonna do this year?
Guy 2 (rolls eyes): Pssh. You think he'll start the whole year?
Guy 1: I dunno, man.
Guy 2: After the way he played last year, I'm not sure he will.
Guy 1: I tell ya, I went to the first half of the -
Guy 2 (knowingly) spring game?
Guy 1: - yeah. And I gotta say...that Carson Coffman...he looked like, like he had a plan.
Guy 2: Hell, I think we might have two quarterbacks that are better than Freeman.
Guy 1: That Harper kid?
Guy 2: Yeah, man.
Guy 1: Well, we'll see anyway.
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean everyone of these preseason magazines has Freeman as the starter. I'm not sure if I see it.
I didn't make any of this up. I swear to God.
The sad thing is...this represents the majority of our fan base.