Jeff Kelly lives in my neighborhood, he used to at least. He had a garage sale a year or two ago, that my wife went to, and she bought several movie from him, mostly Adam Sandler movies.
My wife comes back and tells me Jeff Kelly is having a garage sale, so I run over there to see if I can't get an autograph. As I walk up to the sale the only people there are Jeff and some guy who is acting as his shill. The shill holds up a pair of khaki pants with a emroidered powercat on them and says "how much for these pants" Jeff says "Oh, those won't fit you, those are Bill Snyder's pants." For a split second I thought, "holy crap, I'm going to buy Bill Snyder's pants!" Then I quickly realize how unlikely it is that Jeff Kelly would somehow come into possession of Bill Snyder's pants, and I figure out I've been set up. I look around for a minute and leave without asking for an autograph, because I don't really collect them anyway.
Later, my wife sold those movies on Ebay, and advertised them as being formerly in the possession of Jeff Kelly. They didn't bring as much premium as you would have thought.
