http://www.nohasslegroceries.com/Home_Page.htmlJudging by this website using pictures of a kid on a laptop (likely doing important things), I can tell this company is legit.
"OK gang, we've got to get this Booyah! proposal analyzed as soon as we can. This might be an all-nighter." *groans* "Hey, I understand it's Martin Luther King weekend coming up, but everyone here at International Associates Worldwide Global, Inc. has to pull their weight!"

"OK Jerry, proceed with your presentation."
----"As you can see, Booyah!'s sales exceeded 16 pizzas per second for a brief period in 2008, then fell due a negative quarterly earnings report which revealed they were giving half their money away. If they stop donating all their profits, however, we anticipate an upward trend in sales. This makes Booyah! the best investment ever."

"Yes, I understand you want to submit your merger proposal, but Mr. Sperman is very busy. Fine, I'll see if I can fit you in. Can you fly out and meet us on the 17th?"

"Jay, this is Ted Black from International Associates Worldwide Global, and I was supposed to fly out and meet with Mr. Sperman to deliver this proposal. Unfortunately I'm stuck at the airport in Duluth. I probably won't get there on time."

"I'm sorry to hear that. This is a grave concern. Mr. Sperman is extremely busy and has very few windows of opportunity with which to meet other businessmen. Please get here as soon as you can."

"Well the deal looks good on paper! I'm confident that Booyah! Inc. and Booyah! Pizza can live with these merger terms. Congratulations, and we'll get the paperwork sent over on Monday."

"Mr. Sperman!? Yes it's Eric, your personal assistant... It's a done deal! Our people met with their people and now Booyah! is going to be the most profitable company in the world!"

"EMAW!!!!"

^^^^Sperman^^^^