old country "barfet"/hometown buffet. every time i go there i initially think: "well frack, they offer every food imaginable, it cant be as bad as last time..." i'm lucky to make it out of the restaurant before i sh1t my pants for the next day and a half. i guess it is my own fault for not realizing the fact that the place, or any furrs type est., is populated by people all over the age of 80. no taste buds or digestive tract left by then.
gumbys = never had a big ass from there that was actually cooked all the way through, but when youre drunk it always sounds like such a good idea. generally it ends with vomiting. pretty sad when a restaurant doesnt even taste good to a drunk bastard.
blimpys = they had such a good deal with the old "coca-cola summer card" that i've spent countless nights regretting decisions i made there.
vista = sometimes you can escape harm free, but i've consistently left there only to have a minor heart attack two hours later.
i actually enjoy pizza shuttle. sometimes i choose it over pizza hut. def. choose it over cali pizza on the plaza.