Texas

[michigancat]

God, what a piece of sh*t that state is.

[michigancat]

OK, why can't we get a gas station that's open anywhere outside of Dallas or Houston?

You go along I-70 in Kansas, you can stop at about any town with 5000 people and find a fairly nice gas station that's open 24 hours.  They'll have coffee, semi clean bathrooms, and cheesy truckin CD's.

In Texas, the gas station is either closed, or it's some POS sh*tbox at an off ramp that closely resembles I-70 and the Paseo with sh*tstains on the bathroom walls, an empty coffee pot, and no David sunflower seeds to keep you awake. 

F*cking Texas.

[Saulbadguy]

Not a fan. 

[Pittcat]

Rusty, why don't you tell us how you really feel?

[pissclams]

If there's one state I really love more than Kansas (homer), it's gotta be Texas.
Ice cold beer, women, fast cars, they got it all.  And tons of gas stations to boot.

Here's to you Texas, if you're reading this thread I salute you. 

[fatty fat fat]

If there's one state I really love more than Kansas (homer), it's gotta be Texas.
Ice cold beer, women, fast cars, they got it all.  And tons of gas stations to boot.

Here's to you Texas, if you're reading this thread I salute you. 

bet you' just sayin that to get at rusty!

ha!

 

[michigancat]

[Saulbadguy]

Go to Dallas/Plano/Ft Worth.  The women there = 

[pissclams]

Go to Dallas/Plano/Ft Worth.  The women there = 

Exactly...I was in Dallas this summer and there were women everywhere.   
Thing is, traffic is kinda bad, roads everywhere.

[michigancat]

Also, I don't get how they can make brand new suburbs ugly overnight.

I'm not a fan of suburbs, but how can they make suburbs so sh*tty?

[opcat]

thread = 

[sys]

texas is nice.

[opcat]

texas girls.

NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQo9Z4LtNj8&feature=bz301

[doom]

Everything is bigger in texas, including the shat stains on the bathroom walls.

[ECN]

only thing i like is, the slower traffic just pulls to the side and keeps going and you just zip on past.

[cas]

David sunflower seeds to keep you awake. 

Just curious, what are your favorite kind of seeds??

[chum1]

only thing i like is, the slower traffic just pulls to the side and keeps going and you just zip on past.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwFNiueGOMo

[ECN]

LOF'nL

and remember my new numba...

[michigancat]

David sunflower seeds to keep you awake. 

Just curious, what are your favorite kind of seeds??

David Ranch.

Also, people in Houston can manage to blame every social problem imaginable on:

A)  Mexicans
B)  Katrina Refugees

[Bookie Pimp]

http://thefuntimesguide.com/audio/Bud_Light_Real_Men_of_Genius_Mr_Way_Too_Proud_of_Texas_Guy.mp3

 

[cas]

David sunflower seeds to keep you awake. 

Just curious, what are your favorite kind of seeds??

David Ranch.

Also, people in Houston can manage to blame every social problem imaginable on:

A)  Mexicans
B)  Katrina Refugees

I too enjoy ranch, Nacho Cheese are also pretty good.

[Fox]

OK, why can't we get a gas station that's open anywhere outside of Dallas or Houston?

You go along I-70 in Kansas, you can stop at about any town with 5000 people and find a fairly nice gas station that's open 24 hours.  They'll have coffee, semi clean bathrooms, and cheesy truckin CD's.

In Texas, the gas station is either closed, or it's some POS sh*tbox at an off ramp that closely resembles I-70 and the Paseo with sh*tstains on the bathroom walls, an empty coffee pot, and no David sunflower seeds to keep you awake. 

F*cking Texas.

QFT