Exactly. So, drive up friday night, immediately get drunk. Wake up Saturday morning have plenty of shots for breakfast, take a cab to the game. During the game, to maintain your drunken state, take a flask into Jack Trice. Refill during halftime, if possible. After the game promptly go back to hotel/friends house and keep drinking. Are ya catching a trend here? Moral of the story: Iowa sucks more than a cheerleader on prom night.