ku Haiku thread

[AzCat]

Artery fat sauce
Little sisters of the poor
Play a real team fags

[AzCat]

Hammered by the 'cats
It's basketball season now
Wildcats win Big XII

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Mangino is big

He cannot see his feet toes

Scoreboard you giant turd

[ChiefCatchacold]

rubicon crossing
chickens on the road, watch out
ron prince likes to read

[WildWillie21]

Sunflower Showdown
Fatass brings in best team yet
Two road wins five years

[AzCat]

Gay pride on the Mass
Tub o' lard on the sideline
Losers on the field

[AzCat]

Hogzilla coaches
Upon schools of blind they prey
Comeuppance is here

[michigancat]

rubicon crossing
chickens on the road, watch out
ron prince likes to read

YES!  I was trying to figure out how to use the Rubicon, but this is much better than anything I could have conceived.

[kat_dad]

Haven't played real team...
Jayhawks feel a bit froggy,

Squash! Silence again.

[AzCat]

Office towels, gross
Towel boy says, "Screw this crap."
Fecal matter stacks

[AzCat]

Can not reach ass crack
With towels he wipes his ass
Nasty ku coach

[WildWillie21]

For the non-regulars:

Can not reach ass crack
With towels he wipes his ass
Disgusting ku coach

True story he tells
Disgusting to say the least
blood trickles down chin

[ArchE_Cat]

Fat man comes to town
Buy lots of Pizza Hut stock
Make money, 'Cats win

[GoodForAnother]

Here come the Jayhawks
They're coached by Jabba, hide the
Refrigerator

[ChiefCatchacold]

ready down set hut
snap the ball to golden boy
he can throw the ball

to the peoples champ
local boy jordy nelson
crossing the goal line

for a wildcat win
and the chickens piss and moan
about officials

low football iq
bunch of bandwagon douchebags
lollers at ku

[GoodForAnother]

Sunflower Showdown
Translation: Jayhawk raping
Bleeding, they retreat

[Pontius Pearslice]

Blood drips off his chin
Fat man is hungry again
Eat or be eaten

[catzacker]

The Power of One
To Consistently Compete
For Championships

[jeffy]

Don't forget Towel
Bring It to Every Game, bitch!
Swing with pelvic thrusts

[Pontius Pearslice]

Don't forget Towel
Bring It to Every Game, bitch!
Swing with pelvic thrusts

winner

[jester66]

Betrayed the legend
Benedict or just a prick
Mangino's his name

[AzCat]

Arms too short to reach
Gooey chocolate starfish
Mug rags on the floor

[ChiefCatchacold]

dive into endzone
and thou shall fear mangino
screaming very loud

look at what you did
you did that all by yourself
expletives removed

[doom]

They inhale cupcakes.
Can't chew them cuz' they swallow.
They can choke on this.

[catdude33]

Todd Reesing is small
His mom watches, "look out Todd!"
Todd Reesing is dead.

[g2brg]

Zero first downs
five interceptions, no points
k u statistics

 

[doom]

Central Michigan
Toledo school of the blind
And whoever else

This is who you play
I think my high school beat them
4 won, 15 lost

[sonofdaxjones]

Mangino gropes, todd flails
helpless runningback snapping
jayhawks frowning

[Racquetball_Ninja]

Here come the Jayhawks
They're coached by Jabba, hide the
Refrigerator

This is my winner.  Second and third lines are ridiculous in terms of Haiku prowess.  Refrigerator at the 5 spot... are you f'ing kidding me?!  That's genius!