Author Topic: ku Haiku thread (Read 1446 times)

Pontius Pearslice · October 03, 2007, 02:39:51 PM

Mangino fruit cup
His fat ass blots out the sun
We hug in the shade

sonofdaxjones · October 03, 2007, 02:42:41 PM

yellow blue white red
chicken hawk fried and hot
season to taste

jeffy · October 03, 2007, 02:43:55 PM

Mangino is fat
Tub o' fracking lard, my God!
"Gimme the baby"

Pontius Pearslice · October 03, 2007, 02:45:52 PM

Brokeback. Broken back.
Step on a crack. Watch out mom!
ku sucks like whore.

pissclams · October 03, 2007, 02:47:33 PM

little beak birdie
blue wings rising to the sky
wave the wheat my friend!

ECN · October 03, 2007, 02:48:59 PM

Break-dancer call-out.
Sabertooth Magino dentist.
Mardi gras flavor.

Pontius Pearslice · October 03, 2007, 02:49:48 PM

Gay dudes. Hippies. Fart!
Restless leg syndrome. Mango.
No one likes Lawrence.

ECN · October 03, 2007, 02:50:50 PM

True state's rights zealot.
She's like teflon, nothing sticks.
~~Powerpoint~~Mangino must die.

pissclams · October 03, 2007, 02:51:43 PM

Lawrence, Kansas - Bien!
A town of magic and flair!
United Nations!

ECN · October 03, 2007, 02:52:54 PM

Donkey punch, I win.
His middle name was Joseph.
Nuclear winter.

Pittcat · October 03, 2007, 02:53:55 PM

This thread is better
than the poems on rivals
awesome thread pontius

sonofdaxjones · October 03, 2007, 02:54:32 PM

undefeated strut
redblue hog chortling cow coughs
polluted herpes

ECN · October 03, 2007, 02:55:45 PM

Flip-Book Mangino
Penis, Penis, Vagina.
A tarmac warrior.

WildWillie21 · October 03, 2007, 02:56:30 PM

ku thinks has chance
Ian Campbell eats midget
People's champ rules

Pittcat · October 03, 2007, 02:58:09 PM

fatso McAndy
runs over nothing teams, Ha!
awake from your dream.

greasd up deaf guy · October 03, 2007, 03:02:01 PM

high school football game
yelling like &@#%ing moron
please don't come back, coach

greasd up deaf guy · October 03, 2007, 03:04:22 PM

porcelain bidet
oh! the horrors to clean it
buy stock in hand soap

greasd up deaf guy · October 03, 2007, 03:04:57 PM

Flip-Book Mangino
Penis, Penis, Vagina.
A tarmac warrior.

we have a winner

greasd up deaf guy · October 03, 2007, 03:06:20 PM

so mean to homeless
Lawrence in all its glory
give the bum a dime

michigancat · October 03, 2007, 03:07:54 PM

Dollar signs, people!
fatass defeated Texas
I think Vince Young played

greasd up deaf guy · October 03, 2007, 03:11:18 PM

Dollar signs, people!
fatass defeated Texas
I think Vince Young played

greasd up deaf guy · October 03, 2007, 03:13:48 PM

argyle so pleasing
do not photoshop my girl
lest i self delete

Pontius Pearslice · October 03, 2007, 03:15:31 PM

Reesing butter cup
Taste it, that's not chocolate!
Meier tossed salad

ChiefCatchacold · October 03, 2007, 03:18:06 PM

ku tradition
gridiron defeat, oh well
basketball is soon

Pontius Pearslice · October 03, 2007, 03:19:32 PM

Hitler loved jayhawks
Please do the right thing people
Wave power towels!

michigancat · October 03, 2007, 03:23:03 PM

Ron Prince, my hero
Slaying cows, chickens, dragons
Feast on their remains!

Dirty Sanchez · October 03, 2007, 03:25:24 PM

Angioplasty
The intern with the towel
What were they thinking?

kat_dad · October 03, 2007, 03:27:14 PM

Prince is scary smart
Cats are prepared to smash hawks
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP

Dirty Sanchez · October 03, 2007, 03:27:58 PM

Damn overrated
What the hell is an aqib?
Just like ninety-five

Dirty Sanchez · October 03, 2007, 03:30:54 PM

Dicks, pussies, assholes
We are dicks, they are assholes
&@#% ku assholes!