I was struck in thy eye by a Power Towell on Saturday.

[The1BigWillie]

Someone needs to get this stuff figured out before someoen loses an eye. 

[Pittcat]

 

 

[KSU176]

Power Towels without "the chant" are dangerous.

[MOKSUAZ]

you can't even see the towels in use, purple on purple doesn't work.  shoulda been white.

[yosh]

I never saw one the entire game...

[catdude33]

I never saw one the entire game...

Yeah, because both your eyes were gouged out!!!!!  LOL!!!!

[CatsNShocks]

Protective eyewear...bring it to every game.

[The1BigWillie]

They should hand out safety goggles and ear plugs to protect against the boombox of death in the south end zone.

[Pittcat]

I never saw one the entire game...

Yeah, because both your eyes were gouged out!!!!!  LOL!!!!

Walk it off, rub some dirt on it!

[tmramrod91]

I struck someone in the eye with a power towel fwiw.

[Oklahoma_Cat]

This has nothing to do with the dangers of the Power Towel, but they have a sound issue now with the addition of the speakers on the big board.  On every song/chant/whatever, the side with the student section is a good second behind everybody else.  Most of you are students, tell everybody to do a silent one-count so that we aren't laughed at by the Jayhawks when they visit.   

[ECN]

this is nothing.

kilgore was run over by a man on a bicycle.

run over. man. bicycle.

yeah.

tell your friends.

[KSU4ME]

Someone needs to get this stuff figured out before someoen loses an eye. 

FP.

If you had a locker, Prince would have cleaned it out by now.

 

[greasd up deaf guy]

this is nothing.

kilgore was run over by a man on a bicycle.

run over. man. bicycle.

yeah.

tell your friends.

QFT

[michigancat]

Someone needs to get this stuff figured out before someoen loses an eye. 

I wish you would have gotten hit with the spelling towel instead.

[cas]

bunch of &@#%ing pussies.

[Racquetball_Ninja]

I give you the Power Goggles!

[The1BigWillie]

Someone needs to get this stuff figured out before someoen loses an eye. 

I wish you would have gotten hit with the spelling towel instead.

I one the spelling bee in grade school.   

[SUPERKSUFAN]

They should hand out safety goggles and ear plugs to protect against the boombox of death in the south end zone.

 

[kat_dad]

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye.....


then it's a fun game trying to find the eye.

[dmartin]

I give you the Power Goggles!

You Playa, Seth needs two pair.

[Trog]

I one the spelling bee in grade school.   
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I hope that was intentional

[TheShocker]

this is nothing.

kilgore was run over by a man on a bicycle.

run over. man. bicycle.

yeah.

tell your friends.

I once ran over a mailbox while I was riding a bicycle. Another time I was ran over by a lady in a wheelchair. Now I just need someone to run me over with a bicycle and then I need to run over a mailbox with a wheelchair and then I'll have teh whole set!

[TheShocker]

Oh I just remembered that I also got ran over by a policeman on a horse, and I nearly needed a wheelchair when it was over but there were no mailboxes involved so I guess it really isn't related at all.

[mjrod]

Was it an old lady on a horse?

[catdude33]

Why do policemen still ride horses sometimes?  Cowboys don't even ride horses anymore, they drive Chevy's.  Srsly, what gives?

[mjrod]

So the shocker wasn't really run over by a horse, he was run over by an old lady policeman in a chevy with her wheelchair in the cargo bay while he was checking the mail.

OK, that makes sense.

[PurplePowerhouse]

They should hand out safety goggles and ear plugs to protect against the boombox of death in the south end zone.

 

[ECN]

Why do policemen still ride horses sometimes?  Cowboys don't even ride horses anymore, they drive Chevy's.  Srsly, what gives?

only in heavily populated cities when you cant get around in cars.

gary coleman even knew that.

[TheShocker]

Why do policemen still ride horses sometimes?  Cowboys don't even ride horses anymore, they drive Chevy's.  Srsly, what gives?

only in heavily populated cities when you cant get around in cars.

gary coleman even knew that.

Thanks for weighing in Chupa. The police horse incident happened in WICHITA, which as everyone knows is a very glamorous and heavily populated (most because of how glamorous it is) metropolitan city. A king of cities, if you will.
Anyway, I was drunk in the street when this giant dude came up behind me and pushed me down for no reason. Then I looked up and it was a bastard cop on a horse. The piece of crap just ran me over for no reason. I called him a fat ashole but  he just kept on going.
The time I got ran over by a wheelchair happened at church on Christmas Eve. I was going up for communion when some crazy old bat comes rolling through and cuts the communion line. She not only ran over my foot, she f-ing parked her chair on it. I tapped her on the shoulder and politely told her she was crushing my frackfing foot but she just gave a me a dirty look. Finally the communion line started moving again and my foot was free. I got my revenge by reminding her that even though she hadjust broken every bone in my foot I could still walk and jump and run. LOL at stupid cripples.