What the hell is a "powertard?"

[slumpbuster]

Need a little clarification....

[FBWillie]

If you have to ask, you probably are one.

[ECN]

willie...wikipedia it.

[The42Yardstick]

And that's why they call him slumpbuster.

[SUPERKSUFAN]

Need a little clarification....

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posters that bitch and whine all of the time on gopowercat.com is a powertard....imo

[~WabashRoll~]

Irony: A literary or rhetorical device, in which there is a gap or incongruity between what a speaker or a writer says and what is generally understood (either at the time, or in the later context of history).

[fatty fat fat]

Need a little clarification....

chitwncat. great guy, great poster really, but a total powertard.

hth. There are many here as well, just as bad.

[chum1]

We really need an official definition.

[asava]

i'll pony up myself as a reasonable definition.

[fatty fat fat]

i'll pony up myself as a reasonable definition.

btw: 37-0 in regular season games from 1997-october 14th 2000 in games vs teams not undefeated.

good?

[asava]

damn thats nice. i wish people got into that thread. if we had more awesome statistics like that the world would be a better place.

[chum1]

Powertard test

1. Do you think that every recruit we ever get in every sport is "much better than the experts think" and all recruits that choose other schools are people we are "better off without"?

2. Do you kiss Tim Fitzgerald's butt for giving your information that you pay for?

3. Do you attack anyone who dares question something a k-state coach or administrator does?

4. Do you predict conference championships every season?

5. Are you too lazy/stupid to use Google?

6. Are you too lazy/stupid to read the board before you repost something that is already up, or ask a question that is already answered?

7.  Do you get into big arguments with trolls and get worked up into such a tissy that you ask mods for the banning of said trolls, rather than just ignoring the bait?

8.  Do fellow K-State fans think it's funny to bait you into arguments?

9.  Do you honestly believe that K-State only has moral, upstanding student atheletes, while schools like Colorado and Nebraska recruit mostly recruits thugs?

10. Do you know next to nothing about any team besides K-State?

If you can answer yes to any of these questions you might be a Powertard...seek help.  If you can answer yes to more than 5 of them leave this board and never return.  If you can answer yes to all...

[ECN]

dammit. i spent the last 11 mins. looking for that.

[fatty fat fat]

1)No
2)No
3)no
4)No
5)No
6)No
7)No
8)yes (edited, after some long thought (3 secs.)
9)Yes
10)Pretty much.

2/10.

Great job yosh, btw.

[chum1]

1)No
2)No
3)no
4)No
5)No
6)No
7)No
8)No
9)Yes
10)Pretty much.

2/10.

Great job yosh, btw.

Go ahead and check #8.  I will too.

[fatty fat fat]

we post too much not to.

[doom]

Chum's post is insulting!  I think the mods should ban him!
 

[The Manhatter]

1. Do you think that every recruit we ever get in every sport is "much better than the experts think" and all recruits that choose other schools are people we are "better off without"?

2. Do you kiss Tim Fitzgerald's butt for giving your information that you pay for?

3. Do you attack anyone who dares question something a k-state coach or administrator does?

4. Do you predict conference championships every season?

5. Are you too lazy/stupid to use Google?

6. Are you too lazy/stupid to read the board before you repost something that is already up, or ask a question that is already answered?

7.  Do you get into big arguments with trolls and get worked up into such a tissy that you ask mods for the banning of said trolls, rather than just ignoring the bait?

8.  Do fellow K-State fans think it's funny to bait you into arguments?

9.  Do you honestly believe that K-State only has moral, upstanding student atheletes, while schools like Colorado and Nebraska recruit mostly recruits thugs?

10. Do you know next to nothing about any team besides K-State?

If you can answer yes to any of these questions you might be a Powertard...seek help.  If you can answer yes to more than 5 of them leave this board and never return.  If you can answer yes to all...

1. No
2. No
3. pretty much but not always so does that qualify as a yes?
4. No
5. No
6. Sometimes
7. Yes and No...argue extensively w/ trolls as I am myself a troll.  But I do not ask to ban said trolls.
8. Yes
9. No
10. LOL..what if I think I'm an expert on other teams but in reality I'm just a fool blabbering?

Oh man.  I'm sitting on the fence.  I may have to oust myself from this place.

[ksuno1stunner]

Powertard test

1. Do you think that every recruit we ever get in every sport is "much better than the experts think" and all recruits that choose other schools are people we are "better off without"?  YES

2. Do you kiss Tim Fitzgerald's butt for giving your information that you pay for?  NO

3. Do you attack anyone who dares question something a k-state coach or administrator does?  YES

4. Do you predict conference championships every season?  NO

5. Are you too lazy/stupid to use Google?  NO

6. Are you too lazy/stupid to read the board before you repost something that is already up, or ask a question that is already answered?  NO

7.  Do you get into big arguments with trolls and get worked up into such a tissy that you ask mods for the banning of said trolls, rather than just ignoring the bait?  NO

8.  Do fellow K-State fans think it's funny to bait you into arguments?  NO

9.  Do you honestly believe that K-State only has moral, upstanding student atheletes, while schools like Colorado and Nebraska recruit mostly recruits thugs?  NO

10. Do you know next to nothing about any team besides K-State?  YES


3/10.  Not bad.

[ew2x4]

powertards=window lickers

[BRULL]

Since all that have answered the questions have said yes to more than one; does it now mean it's cool to be a powertard?
 
 

[waks]

Powertard test

1. Do you think that every recruit we ever get in every sport is "much better than the experts think" and all recruits that choose other schools are people we are "better off without"? No

2. Do you kiss Tim Fitzgerald's butt for giving your information that you pay for? No

3. Do you attack anyone who dares question something a k-state coach or administrator does? No

4. Do you predict conference championships every season? No

5. Are you too lazy/stupid to use Google? Sometimes, it usually depends on if I showered in the morning or not..

6. Are you too lazy/stupid to read the board before you repost something that is already up, or ask a question that is already answered? Same as 5.

7.  Do you get into big arguments with trolls and get worked up into such a tissy that you ask mods for the banning of said trolls, rather than just ignoring the bait? No

8.  Do fellow K-State fans think it's funny to bait you into arguments? No

9.  Do you honestly believe that K-State only has moral, upstanding student atheletes, while schools like Colorado and Nebraska recruit mostly recruits thugs? Haha, absolutely not.

10. Do you know next to nothing about any team besides K-State? No

If you can answer yes to any of these questions you might be a Powertard...seek help.  If you can answer yes to more than 5 of them leave this board and never return.  If you can answer yes to all...

2 out of 10.

[waks]

Since all that have answered the questions have said yes to more than one; does it now mean it's cool to be a powertard?
 
 

No.

[stormnut]

Powertard test

1. Do you think that every recruit we ever get in every sport is "much better than the experts think" and all recruits that choose other schools are people we are "better off without"?

2. Do you kiss Tim Fitzgerald's butt for giving your information that you pay for?

3. Do you attack anyone who dares question something a k-state coach or administrator does?

4. Do you predict conference championships every season?

5. Are you too lazy/stupid to use Google?

6. Are you too lazy/stupid to read the board before you repost something that is already up, or ask a question that is already answered?

7.  Do you get into big arguments with trolls and get worked up into such a tissy that you ask mods for the banning of said trolls, rather than just ignoring the bait?

8.  Do fellow K-State fans think it's funny to bait you into arguments?

9.  Do you honestly believe that K-State only has moral, upstanding student atheletes, while schools like Colorado and Nebraska recruit mostly recruits thugs?

10. Do you know next to nothing about any team besides K-State?

If you can answer yes to any of these questions you might be a Powertard...seek help.  If you can answer yes to more than 5 of them leave this board and never return.  If you can answer yes to all...

No need to take this test

I am a powertard and proud of it.  

[BRULL]

Since all that have answered the questions have said yes to more than one; does it now mean it's cool to be a powertard?
 
 

No.

 

[ERA7777]

willie...wikipedia it.

Anyone know the guys name on the left (booyahku)?  He looks familiar.

[steve dave]

What the hell is it with ku guys and dying their hair blonde?  G'damn Pony Boy convention over there.

[ds43fan]

Powertard test

1. Do you think that every recruit we ever get in every sport is "much better than the experts think" and all recruits that choose other schools are people we are "better off without"?  no

2. Do you kiss Tim Fitzgerald's butt for giving your information that you pay for?  no

3. Do you attack anyone who dares question something a k-state coach or administrator does? no

4. Do you predict conference championships every season?  no, well not seriously any way

5. Are you too lazy/stupid to use Google?  no

6. Are you too lazy/stupid to read the board before you repost something that is already up, or ask a question that is already answered?  .5

7.  Do you get into big arguments with trolls and get worked up into such a tissy that you ask mods for the banning of said trolls, rather than just ignoring the bait?  no

8.  Do fellow K-State fans think it's funny to bait you into arguments? lol probably

9.  Do you honestly believe that K-State only has moral, upstanding student atheletes, while schools like Colorado and Nebraska recruit mostly recruits thugs? no

10. Do you know next to nothing about any team besides K-State?  no, just much more about KSU
1+.5+.5+.5=2.5
2.5/10

[Wildcat Dynasty]

Crackie mate....let me tell you of the two types of powertards out in the wild.

First there is the more commom species of Powertardus Fitztakeyamoneyous.  This is a more tame social critter. I would describe it as a combination of chicken little and a seagull off the movie "Finding Nemo".  The lead Gopowertard spews crap and the rest gather around and say "right right right right cannonball right right right" all day long.

The second is more rare. Powertardus Walkonstiltsandactlikeajackasseous. There are only but a few in the entire planet. These are goofy 10' tall critters that walk around KSU sports complex screaming and hollering. They toss candy out to lil kids and slap high fives to adults.  It is common to feel the urge to trip said Powertard. 

Hope that gives you some insight on the Powertardus species.  Now i am off to swim with the Manta Rays mate.

[asava]

Crackie mate....let me tell you of the two types of powertards out in the wild.

First there is the more commom species of Powertardus Fitztakeyamoneyous.  This is a more tame social critter. I would describe it as a combination of chicken little and a seagull off the movie "Finding Nemo".  The lead Gopowertard spews crap and the rest gather around and say "right right right right cannonball right right right" all day long.

The second is more rare. Powertardus Walkonstiltsandactlikeajackasseous. There are only but a few in the entire planet. These are goofy 10' tall critters that walk around KSU sports complex screaming and hollering. They toss candy out to lil kids and slap high fives to adults.  It is common to feel the urge to trip said Powertard. 

Hope that gives you some insight on the Powertardus species.  Now i am off to swim with the Manta Rays mate.

what drugs are YOU on?