What the hell is a "powertard?"

[tmramrod91]

Powertard in the fall (only on free board, dont pay for wabash  ): constantly arguing with nu fans about "classy fans" this argument is waged at least 3x a wk, with the same stories referenced over and over. Then argue that husker fans live in the past, and finally that josh freeman is the second coming of Christ.
Powertard in the winter/spring: Same argument over and over with ku fans about "potential" of ksu's program and ku being on probation....although i fall prey to this from time to time 

[Dan Rydell]

On Royals gameday:

"HEY, DOES ANYONE KNOW WHY I CANT GET BTL ONLINE LINK TO WORK??  KIETZ YOUR ONLINE THINGYS DOWN!!!@!"

And my answer to all questions on the test is "no."  I'm the anti-powertard, which makes me some other type of -tard, I'm sure.

[acceleration_man]

Powertard test

1. Do you think that every recruit we ever get in every sport is "much better than the experts think" and all recruits that choose other schools are people we are "better off without"?

2. Do you kiss Tim Fitzgerald's butt for giving your information that you pay for?

3. Do you attack anyone who dares question something a k-state coach or administrator does?

4. Do you predict conference championships every season?

5. Are you too lazy/stupid to use Google?

6. Are you too lazy/stupid to read the board before you repost something that is already up, or ask a question that is already answered?

7.  Do you get into big arguments with trolls and get worked up into such a tissy that you ask mods for the banning of said trolls, rather than just ignoring the bait?

8.  Do fellow K-State fans think it's funny to bait you into arguments?

9.  Do you honestly believe that K-State only has moral, upstanding student atheletes, while schools like Colorado and Nebraska recruit mostly recruits thugs?

10. Do you know next to nothing about any team besides K-State?

1. Yes. Part of it is dimensia, part of it is homerism.
2. No, but only because I'm too poor to pay.
3. Yes. There's a reason you didn't get the job, doofus.
4. Does debate count?
5. No, I have succumbed to blatant "Gooooooberism"
6. No, it's just that no questions ever get answered here.
7. I prefer to sit back and watch everyone make a complete  of themselves.
8. 
9. If it's Colorado, then YES! Nebraska is a different breed altogether.
10. I know ku sucks. Does that count?

I have no idea what my score is -- however, on the plus side, I'm not a math geek.

[waks]

Powertard test

1. Do you think that every recruit we ever get in every sport is "much better than the experts think" and all recruits that choose other schools are people we are "better off without"?

2. Do you kiss Tim Fitzgerald's butt for giving your information that you pay for?

3. Do you attack anyone who dares question something a k-state coach or administrator does?

4. Do you predict conference championships every season?

5. Are you too lazy/stupid to use Google?

6. Are you too lazy/stupid to read the board before you repost something that is already up, or ask a question that is already answered?

7.  Do you get into big arguments with trolls and get worked up into such a tissy that you ask mods for the banning of said trolls, rather than just ignoring the bait?

8.  Do fellow K-State fans think it's funny to bait you into arguments?

9.  Do you honestly believe that K-State only has moral, upstanding student atheletes, while schools like Colorado and Nebraska recruit mostly recruits thugs?

10. Do you know next to nothing about any team besides K-State?

1. Yes. Part of it is dimensia, part of it is homerism.
2. No, but only because I'm too poor to pay.
3. Yes. There's a reason you didn't get the job, doofus.
4. Does debate count?
5. No, I have succumbed to blatant "Gooooooberism"
6. No, it's just that no questions ever get answered here.
7. I prefer to sit back and watch everyone make a complete  of themselves.
8. 
9. If it's Colorado, then YES! Nebraska is a different breed altogether.
10. I know ku sucks. Does that count?

I have no idea what my score is -- however, on the plus side, I'm not a math geek.

It's pretty safe to say that you're a tard.

[ScubaSteve]

I've got to do this one.


Powertard test

1. Do you think that every recruit we ever get in every sport is "much better than the experts think" and all recruits that choose other schools are people we are "better off without"?  NO, I just want the experts to rank ours higher whether they deserve it or not.

2. Do you kiss Tim Fitzgerald's butt for giving your information that you pay for?  I don't even like the dude.

3. Do you attack anyone who dares question something a k-state coach or administrator does?  Yeah, pretty much.  I never attacked anyone who had a bad thing to say about Wooly, though. I thought he sucked.

4. Do you predict conference championships every season?  No

5. Are you too lazy/stupid to use Google?  I love Google

6. Are you too lazy/stupid to read the board before you repost something that is already up, or ask a question that is already answered?No

7.  Do you get into big arguments with trolls and get worked up into such a tissy that you ask mods for the banning of said trolls, rather than just ignoring the bait?  Yes big arguments.  No to banning.

8.  Do fellow K-State fans think it's funny to bait you into arguments?  I thought I was the baiter.

9.  Do you honestly believe that K-State only has moral, upstanding student atheletes, while schools like Colorado and Nebraska recruit mostly recruits thugs?  Yeah, right.

10. Do you know next to nothing about any team besides K-State?  No

If you can answer yes to any of these questions you might be a Powertard...seek help.  If you can answer yes to more than 5 of them leave this board and never return.  If you can answer yes to all...