Comparable Substitutes You Are Too Elite For

[ksu_FAN]

Cookies: no substitutes for Chips Ahoy or Oreos.

On that note: Chewy Chips Ahoy over hard. Why settle for hard when chewy is available?

No.  Those stay chewy for a reason.  Not a good one.

hydrox were way better than oreos.

No.  Best attempt.  Not as good. 

JMHO.

You like the hard Chips Ahoy? WTF is wrong with you?

seriously, what a complete loser

You guys are retards, chewy Chips Ahoy's taste like ass.

TY.

Cookies that are chewy b/c they are still warm and just came out of the oven.  Very good.

Cookies that are chewy after being in a package for weeks b/c some chemical is added to them.  Not so good.

[Winters]

Has to be a coke product. If there is only pepsi, NO THANKS!

[ltrain37]

Cheez Its = 

Hey Cheese Nips...

[Stupid Fitz]

Has to be a coke product. If there is only pepsi, NO THANKS!

Heard about this.  I don't drink much soda pop, but a dude I know orders a Dr. Pepper and if the waitress goes, Mr. Pibb ok?  He goes, GTFOOMFF with your Mr. Pibb and he gets water.  Always thought it was weird, but guess not. 

[nicname]

Jelly Belly >>>>>> any other crap excuse for a jelly bean.   

Orville Reddinbacher >>>>>>> any other crap excuse for microwave popcorn

Good beer(Boulevard, Rogue, etc.  >>>>>>>>> all macro-brew piss and swill gtoomf coors, bud, corona etc... and gtfoomf natty, keystone bottom barrel crap

[Perry]

Pop-Tarts. Great Value brand can suck it (I stock groceries in Wal-mart and have a hatred of Great Value now that would take some explaining)
 
Great Value soda is also fail. Don't buy Great Value stuff if you aren't poor and can afford name brand (not trying to take a shot at poor people here). I personally am fine with a lot of soda brands (Coke, Pepsi, A&W, Shasta), but Great Value soda is where I draw the line. If I can't afford the real thing when it comes to soda, I'm drinking water or kool-aid or something.