"My cats are people" - Catmatt

[wes mantooth]

http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=173&f=2674&t=3113771

 

[michigancat]

CATTMATT is a treasure.

[k-state-wildcats11]

damn I feel so out of the loop on this situation with not having a scout membership

[Rick Daris]

"They cannot speak English."

CM's cats speak foreign languages 

[Catmatt]

My cats are smarther than most of you.  I'd bet money on that and I'd win. 

Jesus &@#%, people, I don't have boobs, and I'm not a vice-presidential candidate.  Give it a &@#%ing rest!

[cas]

My cats are smarther than most of you.  I'd bet money on that and I'd win. 

Jesus frack, people, I don't have boobs, and I'm not a vice-presidential candidate.  Give it a fracking rest!

I had no idea you directed a movie., That's pretty &@#%ing cool.

[phicat1448]

My cats are smarther than most of you.  I'd bet money on that and I'd win. 

Jesus frack, people, I don't have boobs, and I'm not a vice-presidential candidate.  Give it a fracking rest!

put your videos back on youtube

[Catmatt]

Already there.  Different user name.  csourk, fatty, and shawnwinters can send you there as I've subscribed to their channels.  I don't have all of them up yet, and the Halloween video is still in production.  Also, I'm making a blog gallery of them at http://mynameiscatmatt.blogspot.com/

[chum1]

GAG KSU (link below) is currently seeking a full time writer to mock and ridicule Catmatt and the MyNameIsCatmatt brand.  If interested, email [email protected].

[Catmatt]

My god, chum1, give it a rest.  Look, maybe it was wrong of me to spurn your sexual advances all those years ago, but as I told you then, I'm not into guys, and the herpes sores weirded me out. 

Geez, it was way back in college.  Why are you still obsessing over me?  I DON'T LIKE GUYS!  I have some gay friends who might be interested in you if you've cleaned up that herpes (and lost weight, and discovered deodorant soap), but I'm not interested in the least.  I'm sorry if I broke your heart, but you should move on.  By obsessing like this, you're only hurting yourself.

In fact, PM me ... I might know of a good support group for you.

[pissclams]

http://www.ksufans.com/forums/index.php?topic=30419.0

I will be batting clean up for Catmatt's extermination of Lawrence   

[wes mantooth]

Wildcats = 

pet cats = 

[Catmatt]

Wildcats = 

pet cats = 

Lennox Lewis is a huge cat lover and owns several.  Next time you see Lennox Lewis, tell him he's 

[wes mantooth]

Wildcats = 

pet cats = 

Lennox Lewis is a huge cat lover and owns several.  Next time you see Lennox Lewis, tell him he's 

Will do.

Actually the fact that you know that is a little 

[Catmatt]

Wildcats = 

pet cats = 

Lennox Lewis is a huge cat lover and owns several.  Next time you see Lennox Lewis, tell him he's 

Will do.

Actually the fact that you know that is a little 

Actually, I heard him say it on the Celebrity Apprentice.  Yes, I watch reality trash.  I also eat Pringle's.

[wes mantooth]

Wildcats = 

pet cats = 

Lennox Lewis is a huge cat lover and owns several.  Next time you see Lennox Lewis, tell him he's 

Will do.

Actually the fact that you know that is a little 

Actually, I heard him say it on the Celebrity Apprentice.  Yes, I watch reality trash.  I also eat Pringle's.

Reality shows are awesome.  Pringle's were cool when I was like 8 (just because they came in a can and not a bag).

[chum1]

My god, chum1, give it a rest.  Look, maybe it was wrong of me to spurn your sexual advances all those years ago, but as I told you then, I'm not into guys, and the herpes sores weirded me out. 

Geez, it was way back in college.  Why are you still obsessing over me?  I DON'T LIKE GUYS!  I have some gay friends who might be interested in you if you've cleaned up that herpes (and lost weight, and discovered deodorant soap), but I'm not interested in the least.  I'm sorry if I broke your heart, but you should move on.  By obsessing like this, you're only hurting yourself.

In fact, PM me ... I might know of a good support group for you.

   I knew the classless Catmatt would come out sometime.  Just messin' with ya, bro.

 

[JTKSU]

Wildcats = 

pet cats = 

Lennox Lewis is a huge cat lover and owns several.  Next time you see Lennox Lewis, tell him he's 

Will do.

Actually the fact that you know that is a little 

Actually, I heard him say it on the Celebrity Apprentice.  Yes, I watch reality trash.  I also eat Pringle's.

Reality shows are awesome.  Pringle's were cool when I was like 8 (just because they came in a can and not a bag).

Pringles suck once you get about half way down the can.  Then you can't reach them anymore, and have to tip the can.  Then you get pringles dust all over the place.  &@#% Pringles.

[GoldbrickGangBoss]

Animals are living beings. They feel pain, they feel emotion.

If you don't feel bad about an animal being tortured or mutilated or whatever, you're a douchebag. Plain and simple.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

Pet cats are disgusting.  nasty beasts.  Men should never own.

[jeffy]

Are Catmatt and BMW related?

[JTKSU]

Animals are living beings. They feel pain, they feel emotion.

If you don't feel bad about an animal being tortured or mutilated or whatever, you're a douchebag. Plain and simple.

How are you able to type while you have both arms wrapped around that tree?  Also, does the tree have electrical service and internet capabilty?  And if so, is your laptop made of hemp or tofu? 

[pissclams]

Animals are living beings. They feel pain, they feel emotion.

If you don't feel bad about an animal being tortured or mutilated or whatever, you're a douchebag. Plain and simple.

i love all animals as well and especially gentle ones.   

[chum1]

I don't really give a sh*t about bugs. 

[mjrod]

Animals are living beings. They feel pain, they feel emotion.

If you don't feel bad about an animal being tortured or mutilated or whatever, you're a douchebag. Plain and simple.

I like them with ketchup, mustard, and barbecue sauce..

[wes mantooth]

When I was young I had a pet calf.  Turns out we ate my pet the next year.  I didn't cry because he was so damn tasty.

[jeffy]

When I was young I had a pet calf.  Turns out we ate my pet the next year.  I didn't cry because he was so damn tasty.

Welcome to the wonderful world of PETA!

People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.