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Fan Life => The Endzone Dive => Topic started by: Ben Ji 2.0 on October 20, 2009, 09:32:43 PM
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"If your morals can change what made them right in the first place"
James Bloodgood
First day of my Business Ethics class Fall of 2009
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"Get your ass out of my class."
-Michael Ramsay, 2007-
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With his back turned and facing the window in full sweater vest glory,
"I ask you: 'what color is the sky?' and what do you tell me?"
"You tell me the sky is RED!!!
NOOO!
THE SKY IS BLUE!
THE SKY IS BLUE!!"
Then explodes and leaves the room...
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"Get your ass out of my class."
-Michael Ramsay, 2007-
Reply: "Then you owe me," pulls out calculator and gets the cost of the class, books, extras.."No money for me, no peace for you".
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Joseph &@#%ing Unekis
$0.50 and your teach evaluation will get you a cup of coffee down at the Union. I am TENURED!
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K-State students are the laziest students I have ever taught, I and I don't give a rats ass anymore if you don't want to do your homework
-Spanish teacher freshman year
This is huge because this is one of the only times she spoke English the entire semester.
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Joseph fracking Unekis
$0.50 and your teach evaluation will get you a cup of coffee down at the Union. I am TENURED!
A whisper in his ear, "Remember when you touched my crotch?".
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K-State students are the laziest students I have ever taught, I and I don't give a rats ass anymore if you don't want to do your homework
-Spanish teacher freshman year
This is huge because this is one of the only times she spoke English the entire semester.
Yasmin? :angryMJ:
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"Get your ass out of my class."
-Michael Ramsay, 2007-
Reply: "Then you owe me," pulls out calculator and gets the cost of the class, books, extras.."No money for me, no peace for you".
It wasn't directed at me so I didn't really care. Plus, the lazy ass hole deserved it.
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"Get your ass out of my class."
-Michael Ramsay, 2007-
Reply: "Then you owe me," pulls out calculator and gets the cost of the class, books, extras.."No money for me, no peace for you".
It wasn't directed at me so I didn't really care. Plus, the lazy ass hole deserved it.
Of course, it it happens to you, just yell, loudly, "You still owe me for the gram of meth, asshole!". Fun times for him.
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This isn't the fifth year of high school!!!
What makes it really funny is that he says it five times a class period. :rofl:
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"Get your ass out of my class."
-Michael Ramsay, 2007-
Reply: "Then you owe me," pulls out calculator and gets the cost of the class, books, extras.."No money for me, no peace for you".
It wasn't directed at me so I didn't really care. Plus, the lazy ass hole deserved it.
Of course, it it happens to you, just yell, loudly, "You still owe me for the gram of meth, asshole!". Fun times for him.
Lol. He was actually the best prof I had. We used to go hang at Labco after class every Wednesday after class.
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Not really a quote from a professor, but during my natural disasters final 4ish years ago in Umberger a freshmen exploded when he realized he was going to fail the final, and the class.
frack THIS CLASS! AND frack YOU, MR (forgot profs name)! YOU NEED A frackING HAIRCUT!
He slammed his desk, and stomped out. The other 300 of us were laughing our asses off, and telling our prof how gorgeous his hair was.
There was also a time when some weird frat guys came in and stomped through that lecture hall in dresses during the final, serenading their new pledges. Yes, dresses. They weren't in the class, just felt like weirding everyone out I guess.
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Natty Dis?
Gotta be Clark.
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Natty Dis?
Gotta be Clark.
I think so, actually.
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Not really a quote from a professor, but during my natural disasters final 4ish years ago in Umberger a freshmen exploded when he realized he was going to fail the final, and the class.
frack THIS CLASS! AND frack YOU, MR (forgot profs name)! YOU NEED A frackING HAIRCUT!
He slammed his desk, and stomped out. The other 300 of us were laughing our asses off, and telling our prof how gorgeous his hair was.
probably this guy.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:RNwkLyZ0TGIL5M:http://www.ksu.edu/media/mediaguide/mgphotos/MillerKeith.jpg)
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Not really a quote from a professor, but during my natural disasters final 4ish years ago in Umberger a freshmen exploded when he realized he was going to fail the final, and the class.
frack THIS CLASS! AND frack YOU, MR (forgot profs name)! YOU NEED A frackING HAIRCUT!
He slammed his desk, and stomped out. The other 300 of us were laughing our asses off, and telling our prof how gorgeous his hair was.
probably this guy.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:RNwkLyZ0TGIL5M:http://www.ksu.edu/media/mediaguide/mgphotos/MillerKeith.jpg)
Ding, ding, ding!!!!!!! FTW!
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"If your morals can change what made them right in the first place"
James Bloodgood
First day of my Business Ethics class Fall of 2009
Bloodgood is legit. Didn't you already graduate Ben Ji? What gives?
Mine:
"It's like that old saying: 'If it's too good to be true...or if its free....well most things aren't free.'"
-Bill R. Borth
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"Masters exterminate the slaves"
Anonymous CIS professor
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Not really a quote from a professor, but during my natural disasters final 4ish years ago in Umberger a freshmen exploded when he realized he was going to fail the final, and the class.
frack THIS CLASS! AND frack YOU, MR (forgot profs name)! YOU NEED A frackING HAIRCUT!
He slammed his desk, and stomped out. The other 300 of us were laughing our asses off, and telling our prof how gorgeous his hair was.
probably this guy.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:RNwkLyZ0TGIL5M:http://www.ksu.edu/media/mediaguide/mgphotos/MillerKeith.jpg)
Ding, ding, ding!!!!!!! FTW!
Yep, that's him.
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Not really a quote from a professor, but during my natural disasters final 4ish years ago in Umberger a freshmen exploded when he realized he was going to fail the final, and the class.
frack THIS CLASS! AND frack YOU, MR (forgot profs name)! YOU NEED A frackING HAIRCUT!
He slammed his desk, and stomped out. The other 300 of us were laughing our asses off, and telling our prof how gorgeous his hair was.
probably this guy.
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:RNwkLyZ0TGIL5M:http://www.ksu.edu/media/mediaguide/mgphotos/MillerKeith.jpg)
Ding, ding, ding!!!!!!! FTW!
Yep, that's him.
When I was in his class he messed up and gave my friend, who should have had a 98% in the class, a 61% and then refused to change it. She had to go to the dean of the dept and eventually of the university before Clarky fixed her grade. He also lost my paper, worth 5% of the final grade, and told me that I had never turned it in. Thankfully, I had submitted it online and had proof but it still took him 2 months before he submitted his grade change form to the school. I would email him every other day and finally he just quit responding.
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"Welcome to Chemistry 1"
-Yasmin Patel
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
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"Welcome to Chemistry 1"
-Yasmin Patel
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
+1
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Not sure if he is still there but, MIS instructor B Kovar saying "motherboard" like he was talking about his junk was hilarious.
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“We use base 10 because we have 10 fingers. If we had 8 fingers, we’d probably use base 8. And if we only had 2 fingers…well, we probably wouldn’t have computers, because it’s hard to build and use a computer with only 2 fingers.”
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“See, we just decided the correct answer by majority. That’s how science works.”
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"Welcome to Chemistry 1"
-Yasmin Patel
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
Was too elite for Chem 1. Took chem 2 with Patel first semester freshman year. Loved her.
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:points at my ACT score on a piece of paper:
:points at my college GPA on same piece of paper:
"What the hell is going on here?"
-Katkid's dad
:shy:
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anything that came out of krishna akkina's managerial econ class.
pure gold.
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anything that came out of krishna akkina's managerial econ class.
pure gold.
parody post? It was kinda lol when he left all the answers to the tests on the dry erase board on the day of the test. I wanted to tell him to have some self respect and erase them but I'm pretty sure he was doing it on purpose.
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Mike Lin Graphics art workshop
We design for fen shui (sp). But with his accent fen Shui sounds like phone Sex. Lots of nervous laughter ensues.
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Keep that crap in Poland." -Larry Bowne
"Your work is like the theater of the absurd." -Matt Knox
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"This class starts at 1:05, not 1:05 and 10 seconds."
-Hermann Donnert
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Honors Business program professor... I think it was Stan something.
Regarding my attendance and GPA for my first semester.
Prof "Where did you go to high school?"
1bw "crapty 3a KS HS"
Prof "Did you ever actually attend classes THERE?"
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"I have numerous teaching awards, Do not complain to the dept that I cannot speak English and you can't understand me"
Ramesh Mohan.
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The products of combustion are co2 and H(hatch)2o
:love: :love:
the way she says h20 is just stunning. you just melt.
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World History Prof. Something Al Salim on the first day of class:
"I know I am from the Middle East, but I do not have any guns or bombs attached to me..." Followed by nervous laughter.
Later on:
"If I catch you cheating, I will cut off your hands."
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"might as well, it's too windy to stack BBs and too wet to plow" - Mr. Albright HS woodshop instructor and legend.
"L M N O P" was another of his he liked to throw out there when you needed something answered. May he rest in peace.
Vis Basic instructor "so class, what is missing in this code" (points at overhead display of source code)
Geek in front row "ah, nothing to stop the print command"
Teacher "that's right, after my printer at home ran through a whole frackin ream of paper it did finally quit. Anyone recognize this as their code?" Looks at me with Frank Martin eyes.
Me - LOL
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Macro / Micro econ prof, my senior year, after having been in his classes my sophomore year --
Prof: I know you from somewhere.
Me: Um, I was in your class a couple years back.
Prof: No, I don't remember any of my students unless I slept with them. But I know you from somewhere.
Me: I drink at the Aggie Lou.
Prof: Yeah, that's it...want to get high?
Me: As long as we don't discuss yield curves and monetary policy.
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World History Prof. Something Al Salim on the first day of class:
"I know I am from the Middle East, but I do not have any guns or bombs attached to me..." Followed by nervous laughter.
Later on:
"If I catch you cheating, I will cut off your hands."
Easiest history prof. at K-State. :love:
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"I genuinely do not care if you guys try and cheat. That's the kind of innovative thinking that helps a free market system to thrive! So cheat away and if I catch you I'll allow you to re-take the test in my office, under my supervision."
-Frank Syracuse. Macro/Micro Econ.
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World History Prof. Something Al Salim on the first day of class:
"I know I am from the Middle East, but I do not have any guns or bombs attached to me..." Followed by nervous laughter.
Later on:
"If I catch you cheating, I will cut off your hands."
Easiest history prof. at K-State. :love:
Happy to hear that...I have the World History midterm on Monday.
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World History Prof. Something Al Salim on the first day of class:
"I know I am from the Middle East, but I do not have any guns or bombs attached to me..." Followed by nervous laughter.
Later on:
"If I catch you cheating, I will cut off your hands."
Easiest history prof. at K-State. :love:
Happy to hear that...I have the World History midterm on Monday.
I only took his 500+ courses but he self-admits that he basically gives everyone an A. If you get your test back aren't happy just go into his office and I'd imagine he would change it on the spot.
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Macro / Micro econ prof, my senior year, after having been in his classes my sophomore year --
Prof: I know you from somewhere.
Me: Um, I was in your class a couple years back.
Prof: No, I don't remember any of my students unless I slept with them. But I know you from somewhere.
Me: I drink at the Aggie Lou.
Prof: Yeah, that's it...want to get high?
Me: As long as we don't discuss yield curves and monetary policy.
Roger?
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Macro / Micro econ prof, my senior year, after having been in his classes my sophomore year --
Prof: I know you from somewhere.
Me: Um, I was in your class a couple years back.
Prof: No, I don't remember any of my students unless I slept with them. But I know you from somewhere.
Me: I drink at the Aggie Lou.
Prof: Yeah, that's it...want to get high?
Me: As long as we don't discuss yield curves and monetary policy.
I once got into a huge argument with that loser at the Auntie Maes.
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"Welcome to Chemistry 1"
-Yasmin Patel
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
+1
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PaKSUtelis :-[ :frown:
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"If your morals can change what made them right in the first place"
James Bloodgood
First day of my Business Ethics class Fall of 2009
Bloodgood is legit. Didn't you already graduate Ben Ji? What gives?
Mine:
"It's like that old saying: 'If it's too good to be true...or if its free....well most things aren't free.'"
-Bill R. Borth
Ya meant to say 2008. O well
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K-State students are the laziest students I have ever taught, I and I don't give a rats ass anymore if you don't want to do your homework
-Spanish teacher freshman year
This is huge because this is one of the only times she spoke English the entire semester.
Yasmin? :angryMJ:
No i don't even remember her name. Pretty sure she quit after that semester
edit: The name just hit me: Senora Banales (except with the tilda over the 'n') She was from Spain I think or South America. Can't remember
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I had Yasmin Patel for one week in Chem :love:
Then she had a family emergency and pakstelus took over the rest of the semester :banghead:
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I had Yasmin Patel for one week in Chem :love:
Then she had a family emergency and pakstelus took over the rest of the semester :banghead:
ouch
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" I couldn't possibly teach you that at K-State....If you want to learn that, you'll have to go to a high priced school like Harvard, Yale, or K.U."
John C.K. Daly - History - 1989