Favorite quote from a professor

[ew2x4]

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. Keep that crap in Poland."  -Larry Bowne

"Your work is like the theater of the absurd."  -Matt Knox

[jeffy]

"This class starts at 1:05, not 1:05 and 10 seconds."

-Hermann Donnert

[The1BigWillie]

Honors Business program professor... I think it was Stan something.

Regarding my attendance and GPA for my first semester.

Prof "Where did you go to high school?"
1bw "crapty 3a KS HS"
Prof  "Did you ever actually attend classes THERE?"

[cireksu]

"I have numerous teaching awards, Do not complain to the dept that I cannot speak English and you can't understand me"

Ramesh Mohan.

[fatty fat fat]

The products of combustion are co2 and H(hatch)2o

 

the way she says h20 is just stunning. you just melt.

[dlew12]

World History Prof. Something Al Salim on the first day of class:

"I know I am from the Middle East, but I do not have any guns or bombs attached to me..."  Followed by nervous laughter.

Later on:

"If I catch you cheating, I will cut off your hands."

[KSt8er]

"might as well, it's too windy to stack BBs and too wet to plow" - Mr. Albright HS woodshop instructor and legend.
"L M N O P" was another of his he liked to throw out there when you needed something answered.  May he rest in peace.   

Vis Basic instructor "so class, what is missing in this code" (points at overhead display of source code)
Geek in front row "ah, nothing to stop the print command"
Teacher "that's right, after my printer at home ran through a whole frackin ream of paper it did finally quit.  Anyone recognize this as their code?"  Looks at me with Frank Martin eyes. 
Me - LOL

[Ameroogie]

Macro / Micro econ prof, my senior year, after having been in his classes my sophomore year --

Prof:  I know you from somewhere.
Me:  Um, I was in your class a couple years back.
Prof:  No, I don't remember any of my students unless I slept with them.  But I know you from somewhere.
Me:  I drink at the Aggie Lou.
Prof:  Yeah, that's it...want to get high?
Me:  As long as we don't discuss yield curves and monetary policy.

[pwrcat1]

World History Prof. Something Al Salim on the first day of class:

"I know I am from the Middle East, but I do not have any guns or bombs attached to me..."  Followed by nervous laughter.

Later on:

"If I catch you cheating, I will cut off your hands."

Easiest history prof. at K-State. 

[pwrcat1]

"I genuinely do not care if you guys try and cheat.  That's the kind of innovative thinking that helps a free market system to thrive!  So cheat away and if I catch you I'll allow you to re-take the test in my office, under my supervision."

-Frank Syracuse.  Macro/Micro Econ.

[dlew12]

World History Prof. Something Al Salim on the first day of class:

"I know I am from the Middle East, but I do not have any guns or bombs attached to me..."  Followed by nervous laughter.

Later on:

"If I catch you cheating, I will cut off your hands."

Easiest history prof. at K-State. 

Happy to hear that...I have the World History midterm on Monday.

[pwrcat1]

World History Prof. Something Al Salim on the first day of class:

"I know I am from the Middle East, but I do not have any guns or bombs attached to me..."  Followed by nervous laughter.

Later on:

"If I catch you cheating, I will cut off your hands."

Easiest history prof. at K-State. 

Happy to hear that...I have the World History midterm on Monday.

I only took his 500+ courses but he self-admits that he basically gives everyone an A.  If you get your test back aren't happy just go into his office and I'd imagine he would change it on the spot.

[jeffy]

Macro / Micro econ prof, my senior year, after having been in his classes my sophomore year --

Prof:  I know you from somewhere.
Me:  Um, I was in your class a couple years back.
Prof:  No, I don't remember any of my students unless I slept with them.  But I know you from somewhere.
Me:  I drink at the Aggie Lou.
Prof:  Yeah, that's it...want to get high?
Me:  As long as we don't discuss yield curves and monetary policy.

Roger?

[steve dave]

Macro / Micro econ prof, my senior year, after having been in his classes my sophomore year --

Prof:  I know you from somewhere.
Me:  Um, I was in your class a couple years back.
Prof:  No, I don't remember any of my students unless I slept with them.  But I know you from somewhere.
Me:  I drink at the Aggie Lou.
Prof:  Yeah, that's it...want to get high?
Me:  As long as we don't discuss yield curves and monetary policy.

I once got into a huge argument with that loser at the Auntie Maes.

[hemmy]

"Welcome to Chemistry 1"

-Yasmin Patel

 

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PaKSUtelis 

[Ben Ji 2.0]

"If your morals can change what made them right in the first place"

James Bloodgood

First day of my Business Ethics class Fall of 2009

Bloodgood is legit.  Didn't you already graduate Ben Ji? What gives?

Mine:
"It's like that old saying: 'If it's too good to be true...or if its free....well most things aren't free.'"
-Bill R. Borth

Ya meant to say 2008. O well

[Pike]

K-State students are the laziest students I have ever taught, I and I don't give a rats ass anymore if you don't want to do your homework

-Spanish teacher freshman year

This is huge because this is one of the only times she spoke English the entire semester.

Yasmin?  

No i don't even remember her name. Pretty sure she quit after that semester


edit: The name just hit me: Senora Banales (except with the tilda over the 'n') She was from Spain I think or South America. Can't remember

[Skydog]

I had Yasmin Patel for one week in Chem 

Then she had a family emergency and pakstelus took over the rest of the semester 

[Pike]

I had Yasmin Patel for one week in Chem 

Then she had a family emergency and pakstelus took over the rest of the semester 

ouch

[kst8catfan]

" I couldn't possibly teach you that at K-State....If you want to learn that, you'll have to go to a high priced school like Harvard, Yale, or K.U."
John C.K. Daly - History - 1989