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Title: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on August 04, 2009, 02:59:16 PM: I'll start I'll give you a line and you tell me who said it and in what movie. no cheating fellas.

"Aww Hell naw, Don't you ever touch a black mans radio boi."
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: steve dave on August 04, 2009, 03:01:33 PM: chris tucker in jackie chan movie? :dunno: :hope:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Bookcat on August 04, 2009, 03:05:10 PM: Rush Hour

btw...what are they on...Rush Hour 8 or something?
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on August 04, 2009, 03:07:24 PM: Quote from: steve dave on August 04, 2009, 03:01:33 PM
chris tucker in jackie chan movie? :dunno: :hope:
Yes! Feel Free to add "classic movie lines".

Heres another one.

"You don't smell like Santa, You smell like Beef and Cheese."
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: willie83 on August 04, 2009, 03:08:35 PM: Quote from: yoga-lika_abana on August 04, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
Quote from: steve dave on August 04, 2009, 03:01:33 PM
chris tucker in jackie chan movie? :dunno: :hope:
Yes! Feel Free to add "classic movie lines".

Heres another one.

"You don't smell like Santa, You smell like Beef and Cheese."

Bad Santa?
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: steve dave on August 04, 2009, 03:09:58 PM: "Damn, that bastard's faster than Walt Flanagan's dog"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: fatty fat fat on August 04, 2009, 03:10:30 PM: "remember the holocaust?"

"yeah....?"

"picture the exact opposite of that"

"nice."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbDuk-jUlnU
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on August 04, 2009, 03:11:31 PM: Quote from: fatty fat fat on August 04, 2009, 03:10:30 PM
"remember the holocaust?"

"yeah....?"

"picture the opposite"

"nice."

vid clip coming soon.
harold and kumar don't know the guys names talking about some chicks boobs they saw.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on August 04, 2009, 03:12:28 PM: Quote from: willie83 on August 04, 2009, 03:08:35 PM
Quote from: yoga-lika_abana on August 04, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
Quote from: steve dave on August 04, 2009, 03:01:33 PM
chris tucker in jackie chan movie? :dunno: :hope:
Yes! Feel Free to add "classic movie lines".

Heres another one.

"You don't smell like Santa, You smell like Beef and Cheese."

Bad Santa?
nope
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: dlew12 on August 04, 2009, 03:31:20 PM: Quote from: yoga-lika_abana on August 04, 2009, 03:07:24 PM
Quote from: steve dave on August 04, 2009, 03:01:33 PM
chris tucker in jackie chan movie? :dunno: :hope:
Yes! Feel Free to add "classic movie lines".

Heres another one.

"You don't smell like Santa, You smell like Beef and Cheese."

Elf
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: catdude33 on August 04, 2009, 03:33:06 PM: "Dude, where's my car?"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: willie83 on August 04, 2009, 03:36:34 PM: Quote from: catdude33 on August 04, 2009, 03:33:06 PM
"Dude, where's my car?"

Fast Times at Ridgemont High? :fiesta:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Pett on August 04, 2009, 03:42:54 PM: C.G.J. - "Show me the MONEY!"

R.Z. - "You had me at hello."

T.C. - "You complete me."

:blahblah:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Rick Daris on August 04, 2009, 03:43:31 PM: hey, try not to s and d on the way to the parking lot.........hey you, get back here.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Chingon on August 04, 2009, 03:47:21 PM: All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: ltrain37 on August 04, 2009, 03:48:58 PM: We messed up big time on Sunday. I had sponsors in thew stands and I'm huggin' and holdin' hands and kissin'em in the ears and prayin' for a good showin'. And what do we do? We end up lookin' like a monkey f*ckin' a football out there.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 04:25:39 PM: Nobody walks out
on a pretty weddin' I set up.

I'm gonna get that girl
and set everything straight.

She insulted my town.
She insulted my son.

- Look, what if we...
- Shut upl She insulted my authority.

And that's nothin' but pure and simple
old-fashioned Communism.

It happens every time one of those
dancers starts poontangin' around...

with those show-folk fags.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: The1BigWillie on August 04, 2009, 04:33:00 PM: Quote from: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 04:25:39 PM
Nobody walks out
on a pretty weddin' I set up.

I'm gonna get that girl
and set everything straight.

She insulted my town.
She insulted my son.

- Look, what if we...
- Shut upl She insulted my authority.

And that's nothin' but pure and simple
old-fashioned Communism.

It happens every time one of those
dancers starts poontangin' around...

with those show-folk fags.

Smokey and the Bandit?
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: CatsNShocks on August 04, 2009, 04:44:34 PM: "Vickie...can I help you with the Kool-aid.......please?"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 04:53:03 PM: Quote from: The1BigWillie on August 04, 2009, 04:33:00 PM
Quote from: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 04:25:39 PM
Nobody walks out
on a pretty weddin' I set up.

I'm gonna get that girl
and set everything straight.

She insulted my town.
She insulted my son.

- Look, what if we...
- Shut upl She insulted my authority.

And that's nothin' but pure and simple
old-fashioned Communism.

It happens every time one of those
dancers starts poontangin' around...

with those show-folk fags.

Smokey and the Bandit?

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: QuinnMac on August 04, 2009, 04:53:30 PM: Quote from: Chingon on August 04, 2009, 03:47:21 PM
All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down.
Unforgiven
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: The1BigWillie on August 04, 2009, 05:01:21 PM: Quote from: CatsNShocks on August 04, 2009, 04:44:34 PM
"Vickie...can I help you with the Kool-aid.......please?"

Vacation
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: The1BigWillie on August 04, 2009, 05:02:10 PM: "Pardon me, while I whip this out."
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Saulbadguy on August 04, 2009, 05:11:08 PM: "Speak for yourself, moron!"

"HAHAHAHA OMG THAT'S FUNNY!"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 05:16:51 PM: Quote from: The1BigWillie on August 04, 2009, 05:02:10 PM
"Pardon me, while I whip this out."

Blazing Saddles ?
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cas on August 04, 2009, 05:36:15 PM: Quote from: Saulbadguy on August 04, 2009, 05:11:08 PM
"Speak for yourself, moron!"

"HAHAHAHA OMG THAT'S FUNNY!"

Billy Madison.

Quote from: PettMB on August 04, 2009, 03:42:54 PM
C.G.J. - "Show me the MONEY!"

R.Z. - "You had me at hello."

T.C. - "You complete me."

:blahblah:

Jerry McGuire.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: KCcat28 on August 04, 2009, 05:40:41 PM: "Holllllly Testicle Tuesday!" -Ace Venture
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: PowercatPat on August 04, 2009, 05:59:08 PM: "The price is wrong....bitch!"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: The1BigWillie on August 04, 2009, 06:37:47 PM: Quote from: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 05:16:51 PM
Quote from: The1BigWillie on August 04, 2009, 05:02:10 PM
"Pardon me, while I whip this out."

Blazing Saddles ?

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: The1BigWillie on August 04, 2009, 06:38:29 PM: Quote from: PowercatPat on August 04, 2009, 05:59:08 PM
"The price is wrong....bitch!"

Happy Gilmore :popcorn:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Chingon on August 04, 2009, 06:47:57 PM: The farmers have won. Not us.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Bookcat on August 04, 2009, 07:18:31 PM: "Up yer butt Jobu"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Lurker on August 04, 2009, 07:51:46 PM: "That's no moon...... "
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 08:07:46 PM: You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: LimestoneOutcropping on August 04, 2009, 08:09:48 PM: Quote from: ltrain37 on August 04, 2009, 03:48:58 PM
We messed up big time on Sunday. I had sponsors in thew stands and I'm huggin' and holdin' hands and kissin'em in the ears and prayin' for a good showin'. And what do we do? We end up lookin' like a monkey f*ckin' a football out there.

Days of Thunder. Uttered by Uncle Eddie, Randy Quaid from City Chevrolet.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 08:15:50 PM: Quote from: Lurker on August 04, 2009, 07:51:46 PM
"That's no moon...... "

Star Wars. Obi-Wan Kenobi is the speaker: That's no moon. It's a space station.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: D-Rock on August 04, 2009, 08:20:02 PM: Quote from: Bookcat on August 04, 2009, 07:18:31 PM
"Up yer butt Jobu"

Major League

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 08:24:27 PM: I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: jthutch on August 04, 2009, 08:28:35 PM: "I thought the rocky mountains would be much rockyer. That John Denver is full of crap."
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on August 04, 2009, 08:33:49 PM: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

Person 1: Are you a cop?
Person 2: As far as you know.
Person 1: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Person 2: Why? Did you steal the car?
Person 1: I sure did.
Person 2: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

from the same movie couldn't pick just one.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on August 04, 2009, 08:50:42 PM: You surprised to see us?
Oh, ____....If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: CatsNShocks on August 04, 2009, 09:05:36 PM: Quote from: The1BigWillie on August 04, 2009, 05:01:21 PM
Quote from: CatsNShocks on August 04, 2009, 04:44:34 PM
"Vickie...can I help you with the Kool-aid.......please?"

Vacation

Yessir!
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: CatsNShocks on August 04, 2009, 09:07:01 PM: Quote from: yoga-lika_abana on August 04, 2009, 08:33:49 PM
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

Person 1: Are you a cop?
Person 2: As far as you know.
Person 1: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Person 2: Why? Did you steal the car?
Person 1: I sure did.
Person 2: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

from the same movie couldn't pick just one.

Fletch. Classic.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: WillieWannabe on August 05, 2009, 08:22:09 AM: "Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me."
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: fatty fat fat on August 05, 2009, 08:42:57 AM: I am Akeem.
It's nice to meet you, Akeem.
I have recently been placed in charge of garbage. Do you have any that requires disposal?
No. It's totally empty.
When it fills up, call me. I will take it out most urgently.
That's good to know.
When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 05, 2009, 08:48:01 AM: Quote from: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 08:07:46 PM
You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon.

Since I'm getting no takers on this one, here is another line from the same movie:

Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 05, 2009, 08:49:18 AM: Quote from: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 08:24:27 PM
I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely.

Another clue:

Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: willie83 on August 05, 2009, 09:05:09 AM: Quote from: fatty fat fat on August 05, 2009, 08:42:57 AM
I am Akeem.
It's nice to meet you, Akeem.
I have recently been placed in charge of garbage. Do you have any that requires disposal?
No. It's totally empty.
When it fills up, call me. I will take it out most urgently.
That's good to know.
When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.

Coming to America, v. funny movie. Soul Glo!
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Chingon on August 05, 2009, 10:00:32 AM: Quote from: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 08:07:46 PM
You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon.

Casablanca
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 05, 2009, 10:19:01 AM: Quote from: Chingon on August 05, 2009, 10:00:32 AM
Quote from: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 08:07:46 PM
You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon.

Casablanca

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: CatsNShocks on August 05, 2009, 10:21:37 AM: "Does Barry Manilow know that you rate his wardrobe?"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 05, 2009, 12:57:36 PM: "Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops."
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on August 05, 2009, 01:25:40 PM: Quote from: CatsNShocks on August 05, 2009, 10:21:37 AM
"Does Barry Manilow know that you ~~rate~~raid his wardrobe?"

^Messed up that line now I am going to have to start crackin' skulls, you mess with the bull your gonna get the horns.

Breakfast club love that movie.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on August 05, 2009, 01:28:51 PM: "I'll make ya famous."
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: CatsNShocks on August 05, 2009, 02:01:41 PM: Quote from: yoga-lika_abana on August 05, 2009, 01:25:40 PM
Quote from: CatsNShocks on August 05, 2009, 10:21:37 AM
"Does Barry Manilow know that you ~~rate~~raid his wardrobe?"

^Messed up that line now I am going to have to start crackin' skulls, you mess with the bull your gonna get the horns.

Breakfast club love that movie.
:banghead:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: CatsNShocks on August 05, 2009, 02:02:34 PM: Quote from: WillieWannabe on August 05, 2009, 08:22:09 AM
"Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me."

Tommy Boy
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: SkinnyBenny on August 05, 2009, 02:27:12 PM: McKinley's a fag. WITH BEN!

WHATAREWEGUNNADOOOO??????
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: frankencat on August 05, 2009, 02:40:37 PM: Quote from: cyclist on August 05, 2009, 08:49:18 AM
Quote from: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 08:24:27 PM
I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely.

Another clue:

Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

Gone with the Wind

One of my favs "Anybody here from Penthouse (pause) Then we ain't talkin"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 05, 2009, 03:05:38 PM: Quote from: frankencat on August 05, 2009, 02:40:37 PM
Quote from: cyclist on August 05, 2009, 08:49:18 AM
Quote from: cyclist on August 04, 2009, 08:24:27 PM
I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely.

Another clue:

Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

Gone with the Wind

One of my favs "Anybody here from Penthouse (pause) Then we ain't talkin"

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: McGrowlTowelZac on August 05, 2009, 03:09:05 PM: Quote from: catdude33 on August 04, 2009, 03:33:06 PM
"Dude, where's my car?"

'where's your car, dude'
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: McGrowlTowelZac on August 05, 2009, 03:13:17 PM: "Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 05, 2009, 03:15:20 PM: "Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed."
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on August 05, 2009, 03:42:38 PM: Quote from: McGrowlTowelZac on August 05, 2009, 03:13:17 PM
"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."
office space
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: WillieWannabe on August 05, 2009, 03:53:05 PM: "Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Lurker on August 05, 2009, 06:02:09 PM: What's the flight situation?

Simple. There's no way on earth we're going to get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

I guess we'll find out soon enough.

Yeah, but by the time the airline cancels this flight, which they will sooner or later, you'd have more of a chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

Are you saying I could be *stuck* in Wichita?

I'm saying you *are* stuck in Wichita.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: MOKSUAZ on August 05, 2009, 06:55:35 PM: "you wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: willie83 on August 05, 2009, 07:04:58 PM: Quote from: MOKSUAZ on August 05, 2009, 06:55:35 PM
"you wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?"

Caddy Shack
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: ERA7777 on August 05, 2009, 10:53:34 PM: Harmony-The girl on the left, next to the brazillian Billy Bob Thornton

Harry-Oh, thats a bit of a reach.

Harmony-That blonde. She's pathetic.

Harry-Why?

Harmony-Well for starters, she's been fracked more times than she's had hot meals.

Harry-You know I heard about that. It was neck and neck and then she skipped lunch......

Weird Friend- Blah, Blah, Blah

Harry-I tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink, I'll be over there by the native american Joe Pesci.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on August 05, 2009, 11:11:44 PM: Tell us everything! Everything!

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: yoga-lika_abana on August 05, 2009, 11:22:15 PM: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. :sword:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: schreds21 on August 05, 2009, 11:30:12 PM: Quote from: yoga-lika_abana on August 05, 2009, 11:11:44 PM
Tell us everything! Everything!

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

Goonies
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: schreds21 on August 05, 2009, 11:31:12 PM: Quote from: yoga-lika_abana on August 05, 2009, 11:22:15 PM
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. :sword:
Princess Bride
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: schreds21 on August 05, 2009, 11:34:06 PM: Quote from: yoga-lika_abana on August 05, 2009, 01:28:51 PM
"I'll make ya famous."
Young Guns (can't remember if 1 or 2)
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: schreds21 on August 05, 2009, 11:36:07 PM: Quote from: yoga-lika_abana on August 04, 2009, 08:50:42 PM
You surprised to see us?
Oh, ____....If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

Christmas Vacation
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: schreds21 on August 05, 2009, 11:38:29 PM: This movie's already been quoted but this is one of my favorite lines-
"Give me a Dr. Pepper and a Diablo sandwich and make it fast because I'm in a God damn hurry!"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: schreds21 on August 05, 2009, 11:42:59 PM: "You look like the piss boy."
"And you look like a bucket of crap!"
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: willie83 on August 06, 2009, 12:06:23 AM: Quote from: schreds21 on August 05, 2009, 11:42:59 PM
"You look like the piss boy."
"And you look like a bucket of crap!"

Ha, "History of the World Part 1"

It's good to be da King!
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: schreds21 on August 06, 2009, 12:13:38 AM: Quote from: willie83 on August 06, 2009, 12:06:23 AM
Quote from: schreds21 on August 05, 2009, 11:42:59 PM
"You look like the piss boy."
"And you look like a bucket of crap!"

Ha, "History of the World Part 1"

It's good to be da King!

:thumbsup:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Dirty Sanchez on August 06, 2009, 12:14:02 AM: Quote from: ERA7777 on August 05, 2009, 10:53:34 PM
Harmony-The girl on the left, next to the brazillian Billy Bob Thornton

Harry-Oh, thats a bit of a reach.

Harmony-That blonde. She's pathetic.

Harry-Why?

Harmony-Well for starters, she's been fracked more times than she's had hot meals.

Harry-You know I heard about that. It was neck and neck and then she skipped lunch......

Weird Friend- Blah, Blah, Blah

Harry-I tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink, I'll be over there by the native american Joe Pesci.

Harry and the Hendersons!
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 06, 2009, 09:00:15 AM: Quote from: schreds21 on August 05, 2009, 11:38:29 PM
This movie's already been quoted but this is one of my favorite lines-
"Give me a Dr. Pepper and a Diablo sandwich and make it fast because I'm in a God damn hurry!"

lol. Smokey and the Bandit ! Here are a few more lines:

Bandit: Well, go girl, go!
Carrie: [She is driving] I'm goin' I'm goin! I got the metal to the petal and the thing to the floor!

Buford T. Justice: What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.

Big Enos: Any fool who would paint his truck like this would show up at a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: ltrain37 on August 06, 2009, 09:31:29 AM: Quote from: Lurker on August 05, 2009, 06:02:09 PM

What's the flight situation?

Simple. There's no way on earth we're going to get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

I guess we'll find out soon enough.

Yeah, but by the time the airline cancels this flight, which they will sooner or later, you'd have more of a chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

Are you saying I could be *stuck* in Wichita?

I'm saying you *are* stuck in Wichita.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 06, 2009, 09:48:38 AM: Quote from: cyclist on August 05, 2009, 12:57:36 PM
"Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops."

Another hint:

[last lines]
Mortimer Brewster: No, no. I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook! Ha! Ha! Chaaaaarrrge!
[he runs off across the cemetary]
Cab Driver: And I'm not a cab driver, I'm a coffee pot!
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 06, 2009, 09:55:57 AM: Quote from: cyclist on August 05, 2009, 03:15:20 PM
"Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed."

A hint:

Eve Kendall: What happened with your first two marriages?
Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
Eve Kendall: Why?
Roger Thornhill: They said I led a dull life.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cas on August 06, 2009, 11:00:44 AM: "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: ERA7777 on August 06, 2009, 11:57:45 AM: Quote from: Dirty Sanchez on August 06, 2009, 12:14:02 AM
Quote from: ERA7777 on August 05, 2009, 10:53:34 PM
Harmony-The girl on the left, next to the brazillian Billy Bob Thornton

Harry-Oh, thats a bit of a reach.

Harmony-That blonde. She's pathetic.

Harry-Why?

Harmony-Well for starters, she's been fracked more times than she's had hot meals.

Harry-You know I heard about that. It was neck and neck and then she skipped lunch......

Weird Friend- Blah, Blah, Blah

Harry-I tell you what, if you change your mind about that drink, I'll be over there by the native american Joe Pesci.

Harry and the Hendersons!

God I wish, but no, this was a different one. This quote should help...

Harry - Oh yeah, you're gay.....well.

Gay Perry - Perry? Yeah.

Harry - So are you still gay?

Gay Perry - Who me? No, I'm knee deep in pussy. Just liked the name so much, I couldn't get rid of it.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 06, 2009, 01:44:27 PM: Quote from: cas on August 06, 2009, 11:00:44 AM
"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

The Godfather

More lines:

[delivering his rehearsed speech]
Luca Brasi: Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine child. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.

[Tessio brings in Luca Brasi's bulletproof vest, delivered with a fish inside]
Sonny: What the hell is this?
Clemenza: It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Lurker on August 06, 2009, 05:50:40 PM: Quote from: ltrain37 on August 06, 2009, 09:31:29 AM
Quote from: Lurker on August 05, 2009, 06:02:09 PM

What's the flight situation?

Simple. There's no way on earth we're going to get out of here tonight. We'd have more luck playing pickup sticks with our butt-cheeks than we will getting a flight out of here before daybreak.

I guess we'll find out soon enough.

Yeah, but by the time the airline cancels this flight, which they will sooner or later, you'd have more of a chance to find a three-legged ballerina than you would a hotel room.

Are you saying I could be *stuck* in Wichita?

I'm saying you *are* stuck in Wichita.

Planes, Trains and Automobiles
:gocho:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Lurker on August 06, 2009, 05:54:06 PM: (Gunshot) "He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans."
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 06, 2009, 06:12:40 PM: Quote from: Lurker on August 06, 2009, 05:54:06 PM
(Gunshot) "He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans."

The Jerk !

More lines:

Navin R. Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

[Navin recites some wisdom]
Navin R. Johnson: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

[Speaking to Marie in bed while she sleeps]
Navin R. Johnson: I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Navin R. Johnson: Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: Lurker on August 06, 2009, 06:43:45 PM: Quote from: cyclist on August 06, 2009, 06:12:40 PM
Quote from: Lurker on August 06, 2009, 05:54:06 PM
(Gunshot) "He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans."

The Jerk !

More lines:

Navin R. Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

[Navin recites some wisdom]
Navin R. Johnson: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

[Speaking to Marie in bed while she sleeps]
Navin R. Johnson: I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Navin R. Johnson: Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?

Had a feeling you'd be the one to get it right Cyclist :cyclist: :cyclist:
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 06, 2009, 07:04:14 PM: Quote from: Lurker on August 06, 2009, 06:43:45 PM
Quote from: cyclist on August 06, 2009, 06:12:40 PM
Quote from: Lurker on August 06, 2009, 05:54:06 PM
(Gunshot) "He hates these cans. Stay away from the cans."

The Jerk !

More lines:

Navin R. Johnson: For one dollar I'll guess your weight, your height, or your sex.

[Navin recites some wisdom]
Navin R. Johnson: Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

[Speaking to Marie in bed while she sleeps]
Navin R. Johnson: I know we've only known each other four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. And the fifth day you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, and then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.

Navin R. Johnson: Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?

Had a feeling you'd be the one to get it right Cyclist :cyclist: :cyclist:

I know. It's because I'm a classless jerk...

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3e/The_Jerk.jpg/200px-The_Jerk.jpg)
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: schreds21 on August 07, 2009, 09:23:27 PM: YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICO?!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 08, 2009, 02:02:53 PM: Quote from: cyclist on August 06, 2009, 09:48:38 AM
Quote from: cyclist on August 05, 2009, 12:57:36 PM
"Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops."

Another hint:

[last lines]
Mortimer Brewster: No, no. I'm not a Brewster. I'm the son of a sea-cook! Ha! Ha! Chaaaaarrrge!
[he runs off across the cemetary]
Cab Driver: And I'm not a cab driver, I'm a coffee pot!

Arsenic and Old Lace. Stars Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster.
Title: Re: Classic Movie Lines
Post by: cyclist on August 08, 2009, 02:07:21 PM: Quote from: cyclist on August 06, 2009, 09:55:57 AM
Quote from: cyclist on August 05, 2009, 03:15:20 PM
"Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed."

A hint:

Eve Kendall: What happened with your first two marriages?
Roger Thornhill: My wives divorced me.
Eve Kendall: Why?
Roger Thornhill: They said I led a dull life.

North by Northwest. This is a Hitchcock thriller. It stars Cary Grant, Eva Marie Saint, James Mason and Martin Landau.

Director Cameo: [Alfred Hitchcock] Hitchcock arrives at a bus stop (during the opening credits) but gets there a second too late and the door is closed in his face. He misses the bus.