Classic Movie Lines

[Chingon]

The farmers have won. Not us.

[Bookcat]

"Up yer butt Jobu"

[Lurker]

"That's no moon...... "

[cyclist]

You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon.

[LimestoneOutcropping]

We messed up big time on Sunday. I had sponsors in thew stands and I'm huggin' and holdin' hands and kissin'em in the ears and prayin' for a good showin'. And what do we do? We end up lookin' like a monkey f*ckin' a football out there.

Days of Thunder.  Uttered by Uncle Eddie, Randy Quaid from City Chevrolet.

[cyclist]

"That's no moon...... "

Star Wars.  Obi-Wan Kenobi is the speaker: That's no moon. It's a space station.

[D-Rock]

"Up yer butt Jobu"

Major League

"Shop smart. Shop S-Mart"

[cyclist]

 I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely.

[jthutch]

"I thought the rocky mountains would be much rockyer.  That John Denver is full of crap."

[yoga-lika_abana]

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

Person 1: Are you a cop?
Person 2: As far as you know.
Person 1: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Person 2: Why? Did you steal the car?
Person 1: I sure did.
Person 2: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

from the same movie couldn't pick just one.

[yoga-lika_abana]

You surprised to see us?
Oh, ____....If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.

[CatsNShocks]

"Vickie...can I help you with the Kool-aid.......please?"

Vacation

Yessir!

[CatsNShocks]

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I didn't want to have to do this. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.

Person 1: Are you a cop?
Person 2: As far as you know.
Person 1: Are you gonna take me to jail for car theft?
Person 2: Why? Did you steal the car?
Person 1: I sure did.
Person 2: Well, I'm not even sure that's a crime anymore. There've been a lot of changes in the law.

from the same movie couldn't pick just one.

Fletch. Classic.

[WillieWannabe]

"Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me."

[fatty fat fat]

I am Akeem.
It's nice to meet you, Akeem.
I have recently been placed in charge of garbage. Do you have any that requires disposal?
No. It's totally empty.
When it fills up, call me. I will take it out most urgently.
That's good to know.
When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.

[cyclist]

You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon.

Since I'm getting no takers on this one, here is another line from the same movie:

Realizing the importance of the case, my men are rounding up twice the usual number of suspects.

[cyclist]

I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely.

Another clue:

Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

[willie83]

I am Akeem.
It's nice to meet you, Akeem.
I have recently been placed in charge of garbage. Do you have any that requires disposal?
No. It's totally empty.
When it fills up, call me. I will take it out most urgently.
That's good to know.
When you think of garbage, think of Akeem.

Coming to America, v. funny movie. Soul Glo!

[Chingon]

You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon.

Casablanca

[cyclist]

You'll excuse me, gentlemen. Your business is politics, mine is running a saloon.

Casablanca

 

[CatsNShocks]

"Does Barry Manilow know that you rate his wardrobe?"

[cyclist]

"Look I probably should have told you this before but you see... well... insanity runs in my family... It practically gallops."

[yoga-lika_abana]

"Does Barry Manilow know that you rateraid his wardrobe?"

^Messed up that line now I am going to have to start crackin' skulls, you mess with the bull your gonna get the horns.

Breakfast club love that movie.

[yoga-lika_abana]

"I'll make ya famous."

[CatsNShocks]

"Does Barry Manilow know that you rateraid his wardrobe?"

^Messed up that line now I am going to have to start crackin' skulls, you mess with the bull your gonna get the horns.

Breakfast club love that movie.

[CatsNShocks]

"Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me."

Tommy Boy

[SkinnyBenny]

McKinley's a fag.  WITH BEN!

WHATAREWEGUNNADOOOO???

[frankencat]

I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely.

Another clue:

Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

Gone with the Wind

One of my favs "Anybody here from Penthouse (pause) Then we ain't talkin"

[cyclist]

I've always thought a good lashing with a buggy whip would benefit you immensely.

Another clue:

Lawzy, we got to have a doctor. I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies.

Gone with the Wind

One of my favs "Anybody here from Penthouse (pause) Then we ain't talkin"

 

[McGrowlTowelZac]

"Dude, where's my car?"

'where's your car, dude'